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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Isn't 999 the British 911?
  • LWLW
    edited 2013-04-17 20:44:28

    Anonus,
    It seems like winter wrap up was not a total success here in Minnesota either, but I probably should defer to Naney on that.

    Imipolex G,
    where were you in May 1994
    If it is alright for me to ask, would you actually like to know this information from anyone or was that directed at certain people?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would like to know that information from anyone willing to answer
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    It's still like super chilly in michigan, though i guess it is getting better
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm very confused.

    How is it OHIO of all places seems to be having Spring-like weather for once (hell, the overnight low is 62F) but all my friends live places where it's still wintry?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image

    SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The evil Bars have infested our music!  They've even infested our jokes!  I must warn the-

    -is caught behind bars-
  • So apparently I live near Shaquille O'Neil.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    I'm very confused.


    How is it OHIO of all places seems to be having Spring-like weather for once (hell, the overnight low is 62F) but all my friends live places where it's still wintry?
    Atlanta is having very spring-like weather at the moment. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if we had summer-like weather soon.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    The 9-9-9 format was chosen based on the 'button A' and 'button B' design of pre-payment coin-operated public payphones in wide use (first introduced in 1925) which could be easily modified to allow free use of the 9 digit on the rotary dial in addition to the 0 digit (then used to call the operator), without allowing free use of numbers involving other digits

    I didn't know this

    I bet Bobby did though

    Either way it's pretty cool
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wow.

    The internet has practically nothing on Sir Baron John Wenlock.

    I mean, stupid historically-ignorant modern people.

    He's the freaking poster boy for traitors; he's The Prince Of Turncoats!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought that was Quisling
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    or Benedict Arnold
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I can ask imi to entertain me. ^_^ watch~

    IMIIIIIIIIII *hug* :D
  • edited 2013-04-17 20:47:56
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hug*

    Now entertain yourself, you have the whole damn internet
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    You are already entertaining me imi. ^_^
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    best Square One sketch


  • edited 2013-04-17 20:51:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Quisling is the poster boy for sellout scumbags.

    Benedict Arnold is the poster boy for failed traitors.  As in, the kind that never managed to accomplish their actual betrayal.

    And, if you want to be entertained, watch The Rescuers Down Under.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    You are already entertaining me imi. ^_^

    DAMMIT
  • so I've been watching the Game Grumps play Sonic 06

    it's hilarious

    also this song is in my head now because of it

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Besides, Wenlock was such a master of trickery and betrayal; he may have even cheated death.  Serious Historians have made a convincing argument for him faking his death and living a few years after he's commonly believed to have died via a fatal case of mace-through-head.

    Even if he didn't do that, and he actually died then; mace-through-head is a pretty awesome way to die.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have the whole damn internet, but in this ocean there is a fish I like to swim with~
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz_ said:

     faking his death and living a few years after he's commonly believed to have died via a fatal case of mace-through-head.

    what, did he substitute a fake head at the last second?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Read a biography of him.

    Don't just google him, get to the library.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://pinterest.com/pin/100064422943374722/

    Aliroz this person may interest you because she is from ye olden times.
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    Aliroz_ said:

    Read a biography of him.

    Don't just google him, get to the library.

    I already have too much to read

    I'll just assume he snuck out the back door
  • edited 2013-04-17 21:09:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Whoa!

    That lady is awesome/terrifying.

    I think you should read Tycho Brahe's article on Bad*** of the week. Drunk moose, astronomer henchmen, dwarf best friend, swordfight.

    ^ Okay, Imipolex, he had a look-alike of him killed in the battle.  Also, the guy with the mace who killed him was his boss/commander, the Duke of Somerset;and he was (1) possibly in on Wenlock with this plot.

    Of course, the accepted idea that Somerset killed Wenlock is pretty awesome; as it assumes, in a way, that Wenlock was such a scoundrel and traitor; even his frigging boss, in the middle of a frigging battle; went out of his way to kill him.  Dude, any traitor who can elicit that kind of reaction has got to be magnificent.
  • LWLW
    edited 2013-04-17 21:07:28

    Imipölex G,
    Sorry, that was a really silly thing for me to say. As for your question, probably either in Wisconsin or not born yet.
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...you don't know if you were born yet?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    There are cows that make strawberry milk in Harvest Moon now?

    I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, since it's a Japanese game, but still.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also that is a cute cow, I like that cow
  • edited 2013-04-17 21:12:04
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Probably not mentioned on that page is that she liked to dress as a man even though she didn't identify as one, which is cool.
  • So I just saw a tumblr user who called Lady Gaga transphobic.

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    wut
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, read the article on Ivajlo the Cabbage.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay crossdressing
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    art thou a man or art thou a cabbage
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • LWLW
    edited 2013-04-17 22:00:25

    ProfessorGator,
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    Supposedly they were introduced in "My Little Shop" along with coffee cows. The whole thing kind of makes me wonder what it would be like if strawberry, chocolate, coffee, and other flavored milk cows (root beer maybe) actually existed in real life.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Only one way to find out! To the genetics lab!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
    A cross-dresser?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ugh

    my circadian rhythm hurts
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    also i'm suspicious of the word "rhythm"

    never trust a word whose only vowel is y

    i mean seriously, a reputable word would at least spring for a permanent vowel
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefxcwRBC61rf7chdo1_1280.png

    Persona 4, teaching kids how to stay in school and say no to drugs.
  • edited 2013-04-17 21:44:52
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    It's funny because you have to cut class to start one of your Social Links. :P
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I like the BOTW article on Blenda.
  • edited 2013-04-17 22:19:00
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm amazed that I have a third of the posts in a thread titled "Philosophical/Sociological Dicussions."

    I've just been thinking about these things a lot, and that was the perfect opportunity to talk about them.

    Also, I'm happy the discussion is going so well. I was honestly expecting that I'd make everybody upset and regret saying anything. Maybe I've just been on Tumblr too much.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is Anononononus ever going to watch more Shasta McNasty?
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