I have to wonder if a lot of the Christian opposition to prostitution is part Levitican health laws, part "these other gods around us here in the Levant are polytheistic gods with temple whores, so we have to oppose that as well!"
In other words, Old Testament crap that really shouldn't apply anymore, but does anyway because someone, somewhere, got a bug up their ass about it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's probably the other way around, the cloister bell is actually a sample of the sound made my that model of construction equipment.
Probably, but it's best to play it safe. Can't have the TARDIS exploding and destroying all of time and space in the middle of the school day, after all.
His mission has become a grim pilgrimage, a tour of the Eldrazi-stricken outposts across Zendikar. But he marches on alone, stubborn as the daily dawn.
While I understand people wanting a break from the darkness that has been pervading Magic lately, it does make for some terribly emotive flavour text.
Come to think of it, Arkhos would make a nice change of pace for that reason. It seems weird enough on its own that they wouldn't have to resort to grimdark to keep people interested. And that despair is an extravagance we can ill afford.
Yeah, Arkhos is literally dark, but maybe it's actually a pretty nice place to live, assuming you don't go to Lethe Lake and have all your memories drained.
I like that Thalia quote. She sounds just like Mikaeus before he became unhallowed - "fuck you and your philosophy, there are monsters to kill!"
Christian Mythology, old bible stuffs that is on par with Greek Mythology except with less half-monster women and more beautiful people with wings and dual-doohickeys for supersex and things. Plus, the Nephilim and the Giants breeding with human women and animals to spread monsters across the world, and how anyone with 6 fingers and 6 toes were their descendants and stuff.
It's getting better mates
Why the hell didn't I learn this stuff in my cru-church?
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Okay seriously why does this thing suddenly only have about 2 and a half hours of battery life? I'm not doing anything that resource-intensive, I don't think!
(In response to question "So, before my daughter died, I had about equal portions of atheist and Christian friends. Who do you think showed themselves to be the most supportive?")
Crazy Fundie answer: "Could be either, but if it was the atheists it is the devil's deception to try to pull you into something that will put you in real bondage. I realize that many times Christians don't come thru when you need them the most but there are times when they do if they are sure the Lord is leading them."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Well, there is Shin Megami Tensei. Though admittedly, that's considerably less cheesy power-of-friendship.
The process of regrowing a severed limb would be much too painful for
the human mind. The amputee would suffer major shock and trauma during this process, and would probably die or suffer a massive heart-attack. This is why God won't heal amputees. Does God hate amputees, does he single them out, or is it a cruel test of faith? Certainly not, he is avoiding a great deal of pain and suffering by not healing them. When we hear of God curing cancer and many other illnesses, we know he is healing the pain and suffering, not causing it.
Now you may ask, "Why an omnipotent God can't heal an amputee without pain and suffering?" Good question, and here's my answer; God is not going to prove his existence by healing amputees without the pain and suffering it would take to regrow a severed limb. The process would take months, maybe years! Many years of agonizing pain and suffering.. It wouldn't be worth it! You would scream in pain for the process to stop!
God cannot heal amputees painlessly because it would be too painful, apparently.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm always surprised that my laptop's battery still lasts as long as it does, considering it's 3 years old, but then again I don't usually run it off the battery.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
At one point, my laptop's battery would only last two minutes before cutting out. I just gave up on it and always used it plugged in. But later, I took it out to an internet café, and I was surprised to find that it improved since then. It lasted a good 45 minutes instead of what I expected. Hopefully, this trend continues to go up.
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Lay down your weapons, and die for nothing, or hold them fast, and die for something.
I didn't know Asmodeus was the demon of lust until now, which means I might have to rename a virus in the comic.
What do you know of demons, then?
Seamus: Good, glad we have that cleared up.
As he exhumed his daughter's body, Barrin finally realised the full price of his faith in Urza.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I like that Thalia quote. She sounds just like Mikaeus before he became unhallowed - "fuck you and your philosophy, there are monsters to kill!"
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It's getting better mates
Why the hell didn't I learn this stuff in my cru-church?
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