People compare past Muslim immigration with the present, but this is wrong. Past immigrants were Christian Muslims who were persecuted by Islamic Muslims. They have no more ideals of jihad than any Christian. What we have problems with today is the mass immigration of radicalized Muslims, the ones who love their conservative teachings. You recognize them by their dress. ....
When the Twin Towers collapsed do you know what was in the basement? [...] Lots of gold. Do you know where it is? [...] Nobody does. It disappeared. Did those buildings drop down to cover a great crime being committed? Somebody is taking all this gold out of the Twin Tower basement. Makes you wonder...
Because when I wanna make a diversion, I run planes into buildings. How moronic.
The first question any sane, self-loving woman would ask upon realizing that the vast majority of males are rapists is how to keep these rapists away from girls and women. The fact that so many women instead ask how to keep the males from being rapists is a manifestation of feminine masochism.
Bugs don't have nostrils. Bugs breath through their skin through sphericals. I don't think you could even demonstrate, believe it or not, I don't think you could demonstrate bugs are alive!
This man should not be allowed to talk to human beings.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I'm walking to class from my car
And there's this construction equipment or something that sounds exactly like the TARDIS's cloister bell sounding continuously.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Wow...I think my IQ just dropped several points..
"To really understand the history of evolution, we have to understand
the author. Satan is the master-mind behind this false doctrine....Satan, in the form of the serpent, brought the doctrine of evolution to the Garden of Eden."
Wait...so even if I where to humor young earth creationism, that means that Adam and Eve would have to pass down the teaching of evolution to someone who passed it on to someone else and this continued for well over five millennium before Darwin decided to blab this to everyone.
Who apparently never got the memo from Adam and Eve...or Satan...
Justice: Yeah, even by creationist standards this makes no sense. I mean, how do you convince someone that they evolved from a series of different lifeforms when they've met the God that created them in person?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
To be fair, It took all of a couple sentences from a talking snake to convince Eve that eating the fruit of knowledge was a "good thing" after her creator told her not to.
I never pictured her as one you would equate with having good common sense.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Hell yes, it's comforting to know the first woman created was a domineering slut.
Why the Hellis Asmodeus the Demon of lust anyways?
I mean, we have Lilith, who fucked her way through Hell, and even came back for seconds with Adam and got it on with his murdering son.
Let's not forget the other angels of prostitution.
Eisheth Zenunim, the angel of whoredom, mother of the prostitution.
Naamah.
And Agrat Bat.
Also Azazel, who basically told women about cosmetics and jewelry, and also told people about shield, swords, knifes, and war. Kinda surprised he doesn't get one of the sins.
Pitchfork Media? Fitting name, considering all they do is make condescending jabs at music that isn't even bad, just not hipster enough for them. Hell, maybe they ought to be called "Bitchfork", 'cuz that's they're favorite activity. Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Also missed this tidbit about Eisheth Zenunim "...a seductive devil and is in a eternal journey for the fall of the man into the sins of the flesh. She feeds on the souls of the fallen."
And we gave lust to the demon of gambling, for SHAME ancient demonologists!
I think for super-fundies, fantasies of the Rapture and meeting Jesus and stuff take the same place sexual fantasies do in normal people. Reading these drawn-out accounts of how they think the US government would react makes me think "oh come on, just fantasize about Anne Hathaway in leather like normal people".
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People compare past Muslim immigration with the present, but this is
wrong. Past immigrants were Christian Muslims who were persecuted by
Islamic Muslims. They have no more ideals of jihad than any Christian.
What we have problems with today is the mass immigration of radicalized
Muslims, the ones who love their conservative teachings. You recognize
them by their dress.
....
The first question any sane, self-loving woman would ask upon realizing
that the vast majority of males are rapists is how to keep these rapists
away from girls and women. The fact that so many women instead ask how
to keep the males from being rapists is a manifestation of feminine
masochism.
boring
And there's this construction equipment or something that sounds exactly like the TARDIS's cloister bell sounding continuously.
Should I be concerned?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Religion needs more sex appeal to remain relevant in the modern era.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Man, that beats the sexual teachings of...all western religions, basically.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
BEHOLD THE SACRED PORN STASH!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Also, I'm pretty sure that glasses didn't exist in Palestine during Jesus's lifetime