I'd rather be friends with Sherlock Holmes. At least he usually investigated crimes that have already happened instead going to his local chippery to find the fry cook face down in a vat of boiling oil.
Of course, rather than being friends, you'd likely be acquaintances. Alternatively, you would spend most the time insulting each other.
I'd rather be friends with Sherlock Holmes. At least he usually investigated crimes that have already happened instead going to his local chippery to find the fry cook face down in a vat of boiling oil.
Of course, rather than being friends, you'd likely be acquaintances. Alternatively, you would spend most the time insulting each other.
Still better than being dead.
Having a penguin glued to your face is still better than being dead.
I'm starting to feel like the recent entries in the Call of Duty series were created specifically for my own annoyance.
-it's unavoidable -everyone and their dogs play it -my dad is constantly complaining about our shitty TWC internet to me because of it -I have no interest in it because I find it unwelcoming -the controls are confusing -my brother ditched me to play it with a friend of his literally the second before we got to start playing Rayman -Activision keeps making it every year, so this trend is doomed to continue until I move out
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hi everypony
I'm mildly pissed off right now, because apparently in this family getting your phone run over by a car gets you a new iPhone 5 while those of us who actually take decent care of our phones can't get new ones until the contract runs out. >:(
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
King Dedede is so kawaii, uguu, desu, generic anime sound.
Now David Foster Wallace, there's a guy who didn't deserve his sainthood.
-it's unavoidable
-everyone and their dogs play it
-my dad is constantly complaining about our shitty TWC internet to me because of it
-I have no interest in it because I find it unwelcoming
-the controls are confusing
-my brother ditched me to play it with a friend of his literally the second before we got to start playing Rayman
-Activision keeps making it every year, so this trend is doomed to continue until I move out
imiiiiii finish your taxes so I can hug u for evaaaaaa
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
You know tomorrow is the last day
except you are home, I suppose