The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I has a non-pony avie.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Meow.
  • Mhm. Haven't used a catboy in ages. ^w^
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Morning
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Whale.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Buongiorno, Balena.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Buongiorno Drac
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...ITC American Typewriter?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *bans Naney for personal attacks*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It doesn't fit in with its surroundings.
  • D:


    A least you don't have to live there.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I gotta go to bed.

    Good night.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i feel like posting nonsense

    gratuitous sexual content
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If not for the "CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL" sign outside I would probably think that was an office building of some type.
  • How creepy is my looking at Bunny's house over Google Maps?
  • edited 2012-01-25 03:21:05
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^^ DOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIITT!

    No one will EVER know!

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...did he tell you where he lives?

    If so, then I don't think it's creepy.
  • GRATUITOUS VIOLINS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No creepier than that time I searched for Wal-Marts in his area

    Also now I kinda want to link AU to the Google Maps of my house. I'd been wanting to send him a picture of my house for a while but I never bothered to take one.
  • ^^^We both know each other's addresses.




    He offered to get a white panel van and kidnap me, but I figured I should finish high school first. :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You ever wonder what it's like being the Doctor? All those memories and stuff?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My mom is an ER nurse. 

    It certainly seems to wear on a person.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    My god, Will.I.Am is even worse live.

    He should be ashamed.
  • Now you can buy your caffeine and your bullets in one easy stop.

    No good can come of this.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    How creepy is my looking at Bunny's house over Google Maps?

    Oh god, what a creeper

    I'm totally gonna break up with him for this

    It's not like I've done the same thing or anything
  • -horde's Haven soul within my eternal prison-

    For some reason my brain is reading that as an innuendo. My mind has really been in the gutter lately.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Who else but Bunny?

    *laugh track*
  • Creep on me will you? That's it mister.



    It's TICKLE TORTURE for you.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    But but but

    You were doing the same thiiiiing! No fair!
  • Maybe we can take turns?~
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Oh, okay~
  • Who else but Bunny?

    That was a great sitcom until they introduced the ten year-old. Fuck that guy.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Everybody wanted to wring his tiny little neck.

    He's the Wesley of my show!
  • 10 year old?


    ...WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING ME????
  • And then there was that one episode with the alien. That was just embarrassing.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Ehhhh.

    Well, they only included him in that episode as a sort of test pilot for his own show. Thank god he didn't show up after that.

  • To really understand the history of evolution, we have to understand
    the author. Satan is the master-mind behind this false doctrine....Satan, in the form of the serpent, brought the doctrine of evolution to the Garden of Eden.

    Even by the stunning standards set by Kent Hovind, this makes absolutely no sense.

  • Jesus was jumped! I truly believe that Jesus' execution was an example of gang violence.


    First of all for the sake of argument let's leave the Jew's
    involvement out in this. The fact of the matter is that it was the Homo
    erotic Romans that carried it out. The Romans acted like a gang. The
    dressed in gang colors they all wore red. They would all roll together
    riding almost 10000 solders deep. So lets face it roman soldiers don't
    fight alone they are a bunch of punk ass bitches


    Hey and they had to have Jesus escorted by a whole crew of Roman
    soldiers. I bet if it was a fair one Jesus would have drop one of them
    gay roman soldiers. Think about it Jesus was a carpenter which means he
    was built. I mean he had to carry his own torture stack you have to have
    strength to carry that for long distance. So Jesus was no punk.


    In conclusion Jesus' death was an example of gang violence
    because the Romans were too gay and cowardly to shoot the fair one with
    Jesus. I mean I bet Jesus if he had the chance would be like "yeah I am
    God's son but I am not getting sacrificed by some group of homosexuals".
    Imaging J.C. darkening some eyeballs it would be great.


    ....Lolwut?
  • Jesus darkening some eyeballs? I love it when these loonies present Jesus "Turn The Other Cheek" Christ as some kind of Steven Seagal character.
    I was only sixteen, and the brain doesn't even start developing until about twenty.

    Kent Hovind: Totally A Real Doctor

  • Let me see you take Hydrogen, and oxygen to make water?


    God can. But the smartest man ever to live can't.


    DUUUURRRRRR
  • The Smithsonian Institute [sic] has 33,000 sets of human remains in
    their basement right now as you are reading this. Many of them were
    taken while the people were still alive. They were so desperate to find
    missing links, so desperate to prove their theory that they murdered
    people to prove it.

    This would make a fantastic novel. But the horrible thing is that he's claiming that it's true.
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  • I'm totally gonna write that book.


    When a man says that a homosexual's advances are a compliment and not
    offensive he has already had sex with that homosexual. When a father
    says his homosexual son is acceptable, he has already been intimate with
    his son. When a woman says her daughter's lesbianism should be
    ignored, she has already sodomized her daughter. There is no middle
    ground! No matter how much some people don't want to feel ashamed of
    their children and admit that they are deranged, that is what they are.
    It cannot be accepted! Homosexual marriage is not permissible, public
    display of homosexuality is not permissible.



    ....So every time I jokingly flirted with people I was taking them up the ass? Damn, I'm a slut.
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