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  • or, like, a big wall of speaker cabinets

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    why does this exist
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    KUSA Fox 9 Denver
  • to yield maximum results
  • I just listened to Mike G's Verses mixtape.

    It's a Mike G tape, which is to say that it's mostly mediocre with occasional really good tracks.

    Mike G is the sort of artist you listen to in the hopes that he will one day stop fucking around and just go be good at things already.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    UNIQUE BASKETBALL-SHAPED SLOW COOKER
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    or, like, a big wall of speaker cabinets

    image

    why does this exist
    because SLAYER

    now kneel, mortal
  • (*Tavros Voice*)

    AUSCHWITZ, THE MEANING OF PAIN
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Creepypasta: The Board Game
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can't be as good as Candy Land
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    That's because it is Candy Land, except with HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hippo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, I have to work in the morning, so good night anyone

    if Earthlight shows up give her a hug for me
  • In the grim future of the fortieth century, twerking is the only form of communication.
  • get back to twerk
  • i have reblogged

    SO MANY

    i'll draw you a thing posts

    i have yet to get a single thing.


  • holy shit


    that


    that is skill
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think I missed the imipolex g. :/
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I was asleep again. :/
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    40th Century Twerk
  • I think I missed the imipolex g. :/

    You're not miss Imipolex G yet.
  • "The more things change, the more things stay the same"

    Albert Wesker's Paradox theorem.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *is hugged* :>
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-13 01:26:44
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    Hey guys. Just got back from starlite bowling and the movies.

    I had a fun night. I saw the opening night of 42 at the movies, it was great. The turnout actually surprised me rather pleasantly; the whole theatre was full and a majority of the moviegoers were white. And they said people wouldn't watch a movie with an unknown black lead. Pfft.

    As for bowling, I didn't do so hot (there were many gutter balls) but I did score both my first bona fide spare and strike in recent memory, not counting those I got from bumper usage. So that counts for something, I'd say.

    But still. After a shitty school day like yesterday, that was just what I needed.
  • We invite you to read.

    We invite you to see and feel the paper of a good book, Not the good book, mind you, just a good book.

    Not that there's anything wrong with reading religious texts.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In a 2016 interview, Central Avenue explained that she considers herself an alicorn, then demanded that people watching the interview on ABC give her flashlights to play with. When asked why she didn't just make her horn glow instead of using flashlights, Avenue said "that's not the point, dammit."
  • Tre said:

    Hey guys. Just got back from starlite bowling and the movies.

    I had a fun night. I saw the opening night of 42 at the movies, it was great. The turnout actually surprised me rather pleasantly; the whole theatre was full and a majority of the moviegoers were white. And they said people wouldn't watch a movie with an unknown black lead. Pfft.

    As for bowling, I didn't do so hot (there were many gutter balls) but I did score both my first bona fide spare and strike in recent memory, not counting those I got from bumper usage. So that counts for something, I'd say.

    But still. After a shitty school day like yesterday, that was just what I needed.

    what's 42? I don't really watch movies.

    In a 2016 interview, Central Avenue explained that she considers herself an alicorn, then demanded that people watching the interview on ABC give her flashlights to play with. When asked why she didn't just make her horn glow instead of using flashlights, Avenue said "that's not the point, dammit."

    was it a royalty night
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-13 01:45:19
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    42 is a movie about the life and career of Jackie Robinson, first black MLB player ever.

    It was fun. It's actually a pretty good example of how to do a true story drama without being too sappy.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-13 01:46:58
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    T'was Robinson's number when he played for the Brooklyn Dodgers.

    Also the only number that's been retired in all things baseball, for the reason above.
  • oh

    that's cool I guess.

    *knows nothing about baseball*

  • Neither do I, hehe.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    The D battery is as synonymous with Philadelphia sports as intoxicated fistfights, cheering for a severely injured player, or intentionally vomiting on a child,


    Our sports fans generally aren't as awful as that quote makes them out to be, but... well, yeah. Philly sports fans are weird.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tre said:

    And they said people wouldn't watch a movie with an unknown black lead. Pfft.

    I hate Hollywood's general aversion to courting the black audience

    When they do make movies aimed at the black audience they almost never seem to be very good, unfortunately
  • the entire idea of demographic targeting is stupid in the first place.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But a "one size fits all" mentality is worse.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Marketing to a demographic is about making money but telling a good story shouldn't require thinking about audience demographics. :)
  • Anonus said:

    But a "one size fits all" mentality is worse.



    False dichotomy.

    Stories should be written with making good stories in mind. Not who it will appeal to.

    Using your story as a platform to send a message may, in the process, affect who it appeals to, but doing that should not be a goal.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have making good things in mind when I make stuff, but I'm not working for a corporation...
  • edited 2013-04-13 04:59:32

    Might as well drop this one out too

  • So I found this article.

    http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-04/every-bra-youve-ever-encountered-has-been-complete-lie

    and I found this phrase while reading it, and then I realized Imipolex's dream job.

    And yes, there are researchers that study the way boobs bounce.


    Also, the article itself is worth linking to as well.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Bittersweet nostalgia right here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That moment when you realize you're sitting around longing for a time when you and your boyfriend were completely enthralled by a Flash cartoon made to sell children's toys

    Aren't you glad I'm a responsible adult

    But seriously

    I need to find something new

    I need to find something that will bring back the magic of experiencing something new with my Anonus by my side
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