The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Kexruct said:

    that is not very brutal or technical
  • it wasn't intended to be
  • fuck toasters



    fuck coasters
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also: I woke up with the pony incest song in my head.

    That was somewhat weird, considering that until just now I hadn't listened to it in like two weeks.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    leaves are falling all around

    time I was on my way

    thanks to you I'm much obliged

    such a pleasant stay
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *riffs*
  • So I'm going to have a tooth pulled. I'm worried that they'll put me on that gas and I'll reveal something embarrassing.

    Worried is the wrong word. Mortified, petrified, terrified, all of those would be better.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've been put under multiple times for teeth pulling. Twice? Thrice? Can't recall.

    Never occurred to me I'd say something embarrassing
  • Still, I have a lot of personal things I'd rather not run the risk of revealing.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Revealing to who? The surgeon? The nurses? I seriously doubt they'd give a shit.
  • like the fact that you are SECRETLY GAY??????
  • Naney said:like the fact that you are SECRETLY GAY??????

    I've always found it odd that this is everyone's first assumption.
    Imipölex G said:Revealing to who? The surgeon? The nurses? I seriously doubt they'd give a shit.


    It's not about
    them caring. I'd care.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Revealing to who? The surgeon? The nurses? I seriously doubt they'd give a shit.

    Isn't it obvious? He's worried he'll end up blabbing where he hid the bodies.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So you're a gay murderer. Big whoop
  • No, I don't think you quite understand.

    It's something I find so embarrassing I won't even reveal it here.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well damn
  • you wet the bed and have a thing for your mom, don't you
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and your penis is very small
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let me guess, you watched an episode of My Little Pony and enjoyed it.
  • and you are gay too


    i knew it
  • you know what time it is




    sweet thrash metal time
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    When it came time in Windows 7 to come up with the names of the various subteams, two of the proposed names wereCore OS eXperience and Find and Use eXperience, using the trendy letter X to abbreviate the trendy capitalization of the word eXperience.

    The naming system was promptly reconsidered.

  • edited 2013-04-11 20:05:34
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    normally I'd join you, but I am in Zeppelinville

    ^...
  • When it came time in Windows 7 to come up with the names of the various subteams, two of the proposed names wereCore OS eXperience and Find and Use eXperience, using the trendy letter X to abbreviate the trendy capitalization of the word eXperience.

    The naming system was promptly reconsidered.

    i am laughing harder than i should
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, a song from the Wizard of Oz, has sold 20,000 copies this week after anti-Thatcher campaigners encouraged people to buy it to celebrate the death of the former Prime Minister.

    Normally I wouldn't laugh at something like this, but it's fuckin' Thatcher, so all bets are off
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yeah, my mother and father told me the story of my first day like they do every year.  My older brother was too young to remember, and my younger sisters are well, my younger sisters.

    My dad actually hurt himself he was smiling so hard that day.

    Apparently, even though my eyes were closed hard, I still didn't like the light on my face; and was noticeably less loud and pained-looking when my father stepped in front of the light, and I was in his shadow.

    My parents squeezed me tight, walked outside into the sunlight and I started to calm a little.

    Apparently, all I'd wanted, from the beginning, was warmth.  The warmth of my parents, the warmth of the sun, the warmth of blankets and cradles.

    And yes, I hatched with a hat on.  My egg had its own hat.  I'm no exhibitionist to go into the world all naked-like.
  • Aliroz_ said:

    Yeah, my mother and father told me the story of my first day like they do every year.  My older brother was too young to remember, and my younger sisters are well, my younger sisters.

    My dad actually hurt himself he was smiling so hard that day.

    Apparently, even though my eyes were closed hard, I still didn't like the light on my face; and was noticeably less loud and pained-looking when my father stepped in front of the light, and I was in his shadow.

    My parents squeezed me tight, walked outside into the sunlight and I started to calm a little.

    Apparently, all I'd wanted, from the beginning, was warmth.  The warmth of my parents, the warmth of the sun, the warmth of blankets and cradles.

    And yes, I hatched with a hat on.  My egg had its own hat.  I'm no exhibitionist to go into the world all naked-like.

    Have I ever told you how much I love reading your posts?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like to imagine the hat was on top of your egg and when its shell broke the hat just dropped down right onto your head.

    Man, real life should be a cartoon.
  • edited 2013-04-11 20:39:36
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct:  No, you haven't.  I assumed you were rather ambivalent.

    Central Avenue: Tee hee hee.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Let's start a petition to make real life a cartoon
  • Aliroz_ said:

    Kexruct:  No, you haven't.  I assumed you were rather ambivalent.

    What can I say? I love wonderposts and medieval history.
  • edited 2013-04-11 20:49:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, how does I mail post a ewetoob video?

    Central, the only way that that could be more awesome and cartoony is if I already had a hat inside the egg, and my egg had its own, separate hat, that fell on my head over my hat. Hats within hats within hats.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You have to have a Google Account, and that can double as a YouTube account

    Signing up for a Google account now requires giving Google a phone number for verification, though >_>
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, I means on this site, like, show a ewetoob video in my post.
  • A brief note to all concerned: I will be out tomorrow and possibly in New York the day after that, so if there is anything important that you have to tell me, spit it out now before I head up into northern climes.

    Sredni, I...I always wanted tell you that....I....no, wait, I forget.

    (This entire thread is filled with laughter; thank you, all of you)
  • “Once upon a time, I met a prince… the Prince of Nigeria. Throughout his lovely poetry and wonderful serenades of emails, I couldn’t help but fall in love with him. Too bad falling in love with a prince isn’t all flowers and bunnies as fairytales claimed.

    oh my god.

  • edited 2013-04-11 21:22:31

    apparently a whole bunch of peeps hate him


    idk, i mean i guess he sounds averageish


    how do you work up hatred towards a thing that sounds meh
  • Naney said:

    apparently a whole bunch of peeps hate him

    I guess they're sick of Thrift Shop? It's a shame, it's one of the few good songs on the radio right now.
  • calling it good is a weee bit of a stretch imo


    it is funny though
  • Naney said:

    calling it good is a weee bit of a stretch imo



    it is funny though
    It's creative at least. I don't think we'll hear another song like it on the radio anytime soon.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-11 21:27:43
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    Everyone hates it because it's overplayed, apparently

    I personally don't hear it played to hell and back but apparently others in Raleigh do.

    If you liked Thrift Shop go listen to The Heist, it's a good album and "Same Love" has a fantastic message.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Since you guys might not be familiar with the sound of crocodilian hatchlings, here's a video showing what they sound like.


  • edited 2013-04-11 21:38:18
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    This is what adult crocodilians sound like:


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That baby crocodilian is cute but it doesn't have a hat yet.
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