You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know, I must come off as more "eccentric" than I tend to think I do
Because somehow I can say outlandish things like "I want to become an alicorn" and everyone just accepts it
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Imi you made me smile, as such that's going in my signature
I don't understand why so many originally mono songs, when they were converted to stereo, opted to have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the vocals on one side, and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the other stuff on the other.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
the rare wild windfans of Mt. Fuji that feed on awkward camera pans and nosebleeds
I don't understand why so many originally mono songs, when they were converted to stereo, opted to have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the vocals on one side, and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the other stuff on the other.
I think it was just a way to show off stereo recording which was a new technology at the time.
I'm weirdly fond of gratuitous panning though, so I'm alright with it :v
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
let the record show that the only reason I opened up "Sex Wax" by Surf Nation first out of the 100 surf rock songs I downloaded was because of its awesome title.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I'm sure there are internet fetishes involving wax. Wax bondage comes to mind.
i don't want a beard but i also don't want to shave
The correct answer is to never shave in your life. (Disclaimer: Alice takes no responsibility for any harm, parmesan, or beard that may result from her advice.)
Fossilmaiden said: Kexruct said:guys troubling news there is now hair on my chin halp i don't want a beard but i also don't want to shave
The correct answer is to never shave in your life. (Disclaimer: Alice takes no responsibility for any harm, parmesan, or beard that may result from her advice.)
have you ever seen my face
i look like a ten year old
ten year old face + ratty teenager neckbeard = squick
so I just realized that if Kexruct looks like what I remember him to look like, and starts growing his beard now, in about ten years he will resemble Despot.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I'm not alone in preferring to be clean-shaven, it seems.
Oddly, part of the reason is that I don't think a beard fits my general personality.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
By the time I was Kex's age I'm pretty sure I had a full beard
My body can pull off MANLY pretty well; it's a shame that's exactly the opposite of what I want from it
Anyway I want to get electrolysis as soon as I can afford to, so I don't have to deal with this facial hair bullshit anymore
I was going to say "I'm not seeing the resemblance"
But I totally see the resemblance.
I have no idea who that top guy is.
Also, I think I may have been confusing you with Matty/Dolan, who goes to another site I visit and has a similar problem of looking like he's five years younger than he actually is.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I was going to say "I'm not seeing the resemblance"
But I totally see the resemblance.
I have no idea who that top guy is.
Also, I think I may have been confusing you with Matty/Dolan, who goes to another site I visit and has a similar problem of looking like he's five years younger than he actually is.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The reason for my hatred of having facial hair should be obvious, I'd think.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
That leaves no foot prints,
Kills in seconds,
And always leaves food
For the vultures?
I'm weirdly fond of gratuitous panning though, so I'm alright with it :v
(Disclaimer: Alice takes no responsibility for any harm, parmesan, or beard that may result from her advice.)
Kexruct said:guys
troubling news
there is now hair on my chin
halp
i don't want a beard but i also don't want to shave
The correct answer is to never shave in your life.
(Disclaimer: Alice takes no responsibility for any harm, parmesan, or beard that may result from her advice.)
have you ever seen my face
I have no idea who that top guy is.
Also, I think I may have been confusing you with Matty/Dolan, who goes to another site I visit and has a similar problem of looking like he's five years younger than he actually is.
He's also an incredible rapper.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't understand you people and your hatred of facial hair.
I meant this dude.
but again, confusing you with someone else.
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