You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The cafeteria at my college seems to have changed a bit. It used to be that the burger grill was relatively popular, but now it's apparently the least popular section of the cafeteria. The general consensus is that this is because they no longer offer burgers and chicken sandwiches every day. It now alternates between such things as turkey reubens, tuna melts, and pork tacos. While I like the second item in that list, I can definitely understand the disappointment.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The pork tacos were pretty good, too, now that I think about it. It mostly seems to be a part of the recent change in management, and those sandwiches were some of the most popular items from the old management.
The new management's done a great job with almost everything else, though. All they need to do is fix our apparently possessed ice cream machine.
Bluesang Bluesang are a subtype of headless undead giants that roam wide open icelands and tundras. Rather than using shapeshifting or other means of illusions to hunt prey like Wendigo, they instead use crude weapons forged from solid hews of ice and glaciers to murder and kill. They detect the presence of enemies via their body heat, and will violently strike down the warmth until it ceases. Bluesang are rumored to be formed when the bodies of frost giants continued to roam even though other creatures beheaded them.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Walton's → Wal-Mart Discount City → Wal-Mart
Meijer's → Meijer's Thrifty Acres → Meijer
The F. & R. Lazarus & Co. → Lazarus → Lazarus-Macy's → Macy's
if there was a point to this post, I've long since forgotten it
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Ooh!
The National Broadcasting Company Blue Network gave way to the American Broadcasting Company, which gave way to American Broadcasting-Paramount Theatres, which gave way to American Broadcasting Companies, Inc., which gave way to Capital Cities/ABC, Inc., which gave way to The Walt Disney Company, which gave way to American Broadcasting Companies, Inc. aka ABC Inc, which will give way to ABC Lionsgate!
Jokulmorder Ripping through entire iceshelves in it's wake, Jokulmorder are leviathans reminiscent of sea dragons and orca whales. Capable of leveling entire icebergs and small islands by itself in search of food, the main reason Jokulmorder do not deplete entire regions of a food source is solely due to it's cold-inspired slumber, to where it spends much of it's time hibernating underneath the darkest, coldest abyssal trenches.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@CentralAvenue: Considering that the ads aren't that bad and if you're terribly inclined to remove them you can with a fairly simple hack, no, it's not really worth the extra $.
Also, $379 for an old version that only has a larger screen? Pfft, that shit cray.
Void Maw A extremely rare erratic lifeform that exists in gnarled caves carved deep into glaciers. Pitch black with coiled tendrils all over it's body, it excretes a light from it's mouth via bioluminescence, a light that is capable to rending a being's existence completely from the world and storing it within it's body. If it encounters any other lifeform beyond itself, it will discharge the remains of the dead gibbered creature forward with incredible force, sickening, confusing and possibly killing the target.
And now I'm reading some weirdo's Francis E. Dec-ish rants about chemtrails. Good times, good times.
I have to wonder what the world would be like if kooks like these ran it. Science is bad, the dinosaur aliens are everywhere, and, ummm, what then, smart guy? Pray to you? Send you money? Walk around in a circle twelve times, stand on your head and spit quarters?
If you're going to make what is essentially an inadvertent Scientology knockoff, at least come up with a dogma!
They're baaaaad, maaan! I saw them in my sleep and they totally harshed my buzz!
If there is a conspiracy to take over the world, and they have unlimited manpower and no tact whatsoever, then what's stopping them from mounting an invasion force and killing everyone? I think that's the elephant in the room they don't think too much about.
While rumors about secret societies have swirled for years, and while there was a group called the Illuminati centuries ago, I'm pretty well convinced that in the US they're simply allegory for either the Catholic Church, the Jews, or the Soviet Union, all of whom have bee boogeymen among the ultra-conservative at one point or another.
Drelnoch Once a common yeti, a Drelnoch is a walking atrophy exposed to impure energies from outside worlds. Taking the form of a yeti with eldritch tentacles sprawling forth from it's face, it hunts it's prey in the form of telepathy, detecting the thoughts of it's prey and then hunting them down. It will home in on sentient creatures and then begin to devour them, crushing the body with it's muscular arms and chain-tight tentacles.
The Illuminati, as a conspiracy, have always amused me. They're in total control and they don't do anything other than leave esoteric hints to their existence.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
To be honest I think I'd rather have the beige one anyway. It looks more "grown-up".
Not that I have anything against childish things--I mean this is me we're talking about--but I kinda want to be able to pull it out in public and look like a responsible young man reading instead of a kid playing with a toy.
Dalen Darey was just your average awkward high school student-- or at least, that's what he wanted the world to believe. By night he became Elan Reddy, a smooth-talking thief with a modus operandi of a different breed: stealing back prizes taken through shady deals by a corrupt corporate executive known only by the name of Mr. Sax. He's pretty good at it too, but then he screwed up a job and got caught. Luckily for him, though, the police have agreed to let him off scot-free, but there's one string attached: he has to help them with their plan to bring Sax down. Elan takes the deal in a heartbeat, but once he gets into the thick of the operation, he realizes that he might've gotten himself in a bit too deep.
...I love this concept so much and I cannot wait to write it. I'll start it after Stuck.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
go-kart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you think most people know or care about the difference in meaning of these two signs?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The 12-year-old in me is amused that this is a standard sign design detailed in a state-published manual:
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Bluesang are a subtype of headless undead giants that roam wide open icelands and tundras. Rather than using shapeshifting or other means of illusions to hunt prey like Wendigo, they instead use crude weapons forged from solid hews of ice and glaciers to murder and kill. They detect the presence of enemies via their body heat, and will violently strike down the warmth until it ceases. Bluesang are rumored to be formed when the bodies of frost giants continued to roam even though other creatures beheaded them.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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buttlieve it. huhuuhhuuhuhuhuhh
Meijer's → Meijer's Thrifty Acres → Meijer
The F. & R. Lazarus & Co. → Lazarus → Lazarus-Macy's → Macy's
if there was a point to this post, I've long since forgotten it
The National Broadcasting Company Blue Network gave way to the American Broadcasting Company, which gave way to American Broadcasting-Paramount Theatres, which gave way to American Broadcasting Companies, Inc., which gave way to Capital Cities/ABC, Inc., which gave way to The Walt Disney Company, which gave way to American Broadcasting Companies, Inc. aka ABC Inc, which will give way to ABC Lionsgate!
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Ripping through entire iceshelves in it's wake, Jokulmorder are leviathans reminiscent of sea dragons and orca whales. Capable of leveling entire icebergs and small islands by itself in search of food, the main reason Jokulmorder do not deplete entire regions of a food source is solely due to it's cold-inspired slumber, to where it spends much of it's time hibernating underneath the darkest, coldest abyssal trenches.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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A extremely rare erratic lifeform that exists in gnarled caves carved deep into glaciers. Pitch black with coiled tendrils all over it's body, it excretes a light from it's mouth via bioluminescence, a light that is capable to rending a being's existence completely from the world and storing it within it's body. If it encounters any other lifeform beyond itself, it will discharge the remains of the dead gibbered creature forward with incredible force, sickening, confusing and possibly killing the target.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Once a common yeti, a Drelnoch is a walking atrophy exposed to impure energies from outside worlds. Taking the form of a yeti with eldritch tentacles sprawling forth from it's face, it hunts it's prey in the form of telepathy, detecting the thoughts of it's prey and then hunting them down. It will home in on sentient creatures and then begin to devour them, crushing the body with it's muscular arms and chain-tight tentacles.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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ooh
ooh
do the Cephalids.
They're squishy. :3
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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but
but
squishy!
Maybe they're lonely.
I want a blue one.
Not that I have anything against childish things--I mean this is me we're talking about--but I kinda want to be able to pull it out in public and look like a responsible young man reading instead of a kid playing with a toy.