The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It is subliminal. I read somewhere that laughing women make guys uncomfortable with their masculinity so telling guys they should like women laughing is telling guys that buying the thing being advertised means being masculine otherwise this woman is laughing at you while she is eating her salad. ...um I think Know Your Meme said something like this?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Like, that is a male-centric way of viewing things but then why the fixation on laughing women having salad...?
  • i don't think i've ever seen an actual add with a woman laughing alone with salad
  • https://missmonster.myshopify.com/


    Sentences I never thought I would type: Those barrettes are really cool
  • edited 2013-04-03 17:41:35
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ hmmmm neither have I. :o I only see it in stock photography. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Those are indeed cool barrettes. :)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Those are actually rather nice barrettes.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Buy now, pay later.
  • I finished Rayman Origins.

    Well, not really, there's still one unlockable post-game world thing my bro and I haven't gotten to yet. But the story's finished.
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    Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old.

    You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

    Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns.

    You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave

    And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze

    al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠

    you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lolz
  • Really wish I was on an actual computer right now.

    Hi everyone.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who dat
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Nukie.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just had the weirdest dream.

    I was walking down a trail of some kind through a wilderness area, shooting photos with my trusty camera as I went along. Eventually I reached a point where the trail passed over a highway, which was in turn built over top of an old railway tunnel. Signs warned of the dangerous drop should I stray from the trail, and only chain-link fences stood between me and my doom. I decided to brave it and carry on down a weird non-ADA-compliant path--seriously, the stairs were tall enough that I found them genuinely difficult to navigate; someone with limited mobility would be fucked.

    I was hungry and decided to rest a while, so I turned back the direction I came and decided to carry on down the highway for a little bit until I found a convenience store/gas station. Except it only looked like a convenience store from the oustisde--inside, it was a bizarre combination of a flea market, a thrift store, and a shopping mall. There was a convenience store section, yes, but there was also a food court, several areas selling used items like clothing and toys, and a bunch of little stand set up all around.

    I walked around looking for a restroom. On the way, I encountered a line of mothers pushing strollers, apparently waiting for some kind of childcare seminar. They were blocking the corridor, so I cut through but this pissed off one mother, who assumed I was trying to jump in line. I just kinda ignored her and carried on into another room, full of blankets and bedsheets for sale. I picked up a pink comforter (the size of a baby's crib, not a twin bed) with pigs on it and I decided I wanted to buy it for some reason, but this other mother begged me to let her have it and I gave in.

    I carried on into an area with used toys. There were some huge Mickey Mouse plushies, and I was curious if the one I used to own as a child was there. I recalled having damaged Mickey's shorts with a pair of scissors when I was really young, but there was no such damage on the plushies here. Also, one plushie stared at me with blood red eyes and that creeped me out, so I turned and looked at a Discovery Channel-branded projector instead.

    The end.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, hi and stuff
  • What's that one song with the snowflakes and the daydreams and the angels and the crack addict called again?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    weddingring
    gold wedding ring

    The inscription inside this plain gold band reads "Shelley", but you can't recall marrying anyone of that name. The only Shelley you know is an eighteen-year-old waitress at a diner in... in...

    In a town you've never been to. Arggh!

  • Hey I have agreed to pay the litter of blood needed to remove the curse that caused me to produce extra blood.

    100% back to ughhhhh!

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  • Sorry, I spilled my Cat-sup on the screen, I just love holding a bottle of Ketchsup.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • Just donate, and I'll return %s of your children

    10,000 gets you a 10th of your child.

    20,000 gets you 20%

    50,000 gets you half (don't worry, I'll try to make sure it's from your side of the family, hur hur)

    and 90,000 gets you 90% of your child, no discounts are currently being awarded for re-child purchases, my accounting manager has informed me that all customer complaints to be taken up in written papyrus.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    What if I'd rather have this than my child?

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want my Anonus

    He's so huggable
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    would my belly fat be squeezable
  • I have GOLDFISH CRACKERS

    and now bed

    goodnight heap

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Mojave.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    would my belly fat be squeezable

    Do you want it to be?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I like squeezable fat

    just sayin'
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^I guess

    ^Yay fat
  • he guys what's happeni-


    O\\\\\\\O
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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    So, I just saw Rise Of The Guardians and this picture is the exact opposite of okay.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I ate two meals today and I feel myself getting fat. >:( Shame on me.
  • edited 2013-04-03 20:52:44

    I ate two meals today and I feel myself getting fat

    your feelings are wrong stop feeling them
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    My feelings are always totally right and infallible though...?

    I just want hugz forever.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    How is Dreamypolex G: The Game going? :)
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
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  • We all lose someone, unless you're cthulhu.

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  • Spoiler:
    Cthulhu is alone, he serve'de it

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    release the Ultimate Turbo Champion Edition of Black Candles tonight: y/n
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