You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I just went downstairs to the fridge to find something to eat and I came upon thirty or so containers of Wendy's barbecue sauce just sort of sitting in the side drawer. I'm not sure how long it's been there, considering we haven't been to a Wendy's in a long while.
Relatedly, the only thing I could find to eat were Doritos (those were in the cabinet, not the fridge), and I don't really care for them, but they're food.
I may have to go to the grocery store again tomorrow.
Which scares me, because the last time I checked my bank account (two weeks ago) I had about $300, which seems like a lot, but that has to last me until fall.
I may have to go to the grocery store again tomorrow.
Which scares me, because the last time I checked my bank account (two weeks ago) I had about $300, which seems like a lot, but that has to last me until fall.
Jesus fuck. 0_0
I'm sorry dude that is really genuinely not possible.
Well, I suppose "has to" is a bit misleading. I've only really been using it for food (a few ill-advised other purchases aside), and I could just ask my mom for money if I run out, but I'd really rather not considering we're still trying to put down a payment on an apartment or mobile home somewhere.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My Twitter exists primarily for me to post nonsense when I'm bored.
in other news i am a gay sleep deprived Tyler the Creator with no musical ability.
i remember this one time in a dream i turned down the opportunity to become a wine and cheese taster for a talking stag in a natty victorian-style suit because i wanted to carry on with my university course
I want to wear a white suit with a slightly off-white pattern, a black tie with the same pattern in a different black, and a garish tie-dyed dress shirt with silver or pearlescent buttons. It would be sublimely disorienting.
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But whatevs
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what do I do
Relatedly, the only thing I could find to eat were Doritos (those were in the cabinet, not the fridge), and I don't really care for them, but they're food.
summon Abraxas.I may have to go to the grocery store again tomorrow.
Which scares me, because the last time I checked my bank account (two weeks ago) I had about $300, which seems like a lot, but that has to last me until fall.
And you.
And you.
And we are HTC.
I also need to call LCCC and see if they got my transcripts.
I have an aunt who works there, so this is less awkward than it might otherwise be.
Well, I suppose "has to" is a bit misleading. I've only really been using it for food (a few ill-advised other purchases aside), and I could just ask my mom for money if I run out, but I'd really rather not considering we're still trying to put down a payment on an apartment or mobile home somewhere.
Also I need a new avaturd.
Not gonna lie, I'm finding this much, much more awesome than I should.
Tyler the Creator has one of the worst twitters of all time.
I like dude's music but seriously.
this is the best screenshot of an Xbox avatar anyone has ever made ever
for all eternity
I'm bored. Time to start an imaginary business. But what to call it?
"Ranunculus" is a funny word right now. RANUNCULUS #picklebarrelkumquat
All I want for Christmas is socialism
Oh I jUST CANt' WAIT TO BE KING
This is the best game over ever
i remember this one time in a dream i turned down the opportunity to become a wine and cheese taster for a talking stag in a natty victorian-style suit because i wanted to carry on with my university course
all im saying is: damn, dream me has dedication
He turned 10. He got a PS3 and Assassin's Creed 3.
I'm a little jealous. Of the PS3, not AC3.
Take that, Tyler the Creator