The real way that we should determine who gets to be president is we give each of them a bunch of resources and a goal to cure a specific disease, and whoever manages to help the most in the fight against sickness gets to be president. Or maybe we should have a contest as to who can make the best banana split.
Or, perhaps, whoever, given a specific amount of materials and chemicals, manages to do the best job of keeping the Gypsy moth population contained.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This day in My Little Pony history: April 1, 2011 -- Applejack announces she will be leaving the show after the Season 1 finale, ending her 28 year career with the franchise. She later gets a new sitcom on Cartoon Network, leading her devoted fans to call themselves "Applejackians."
For season 2 of Friendship is Magic, a ponified version of Willow Rosenberg becomes the new Element of Honesty
Romance is maybe not yet totally dead, but its forthcoming death is signalled by object-gadgets which promise to deliver excessive pleasure but which effectively reproduce only the lack itself.
The latest fashion is the Stamina Training Unit, a counterpart to the vibrator: a masturbatory device that resembles a battery-powered light (so we’re not embarrassed when carrying it around). You put the erect penis into the opening at the top, push the button, and the object vibrates till satisfaction … The product is available in different colours, levels of tightness and forms (hairy or without hair, etc) that imitate all three main openings for sexual penetration (mouth, vagina, anus). What one buys here is the partial object (erogenous zone) alone, deprived of the embarrassing additional burden of the entire person.
How are we to cope with this brave new world which undermines the basic premises of our intimate life? The ultimate solution would be, of course, to push a vibrator into the Stamina Training Unit, turn them both on and leave all the fun to this ideal couple, with us, the two real human partners, sitting at a nearby table, drinking tea and calmly enjoying the fact that, without great effort, we have fulfilled our duty to enjoy.
lol its hilarious everytime zizek decides to talk about sex
giant asian wedding next door. we are preparing for the 3rd night of bengali hip hop blaring out all night (i dont mind some of it is pretty cool. i should ask them for a mix cd when theyre done)
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Or, perhaps, whoever, given a specific amount of materials and chemicals, manages to do the best job of keeping the Gypsy moth population contained.
Take me seriously and I will sell your soul.
living dangerously: tearing down the m3 at 70mph singing this at the top of my voice with my boyfriend
and four separate people, and two of them had sex with others
and eight... sixteen... aand so on.....
^so is that
they do a good job on that
also the guy on the drum kit absolutely kills it during the Drunkship of Lanterns segment