The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • ron pollard should be mmade keyboardist in dillinger escape plan, he would fit right in with his capacity for bizarre time signatures, sudden jazzy breaks, flailing and punching of his keyboard and wild animalistic shrieking at intense moments in the performance
  • Naney said:

    wow am i the only one who really hates the fuck out of this color scheme



    you really are not it is spectacularly ugly

    so is the ijbm logo

    if i did not refuse to go on the site because it is terrible in the first place i would probably end up refusing purely on aesthetic grounds

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A Death Metal Song, by Earthlight Ray

    raawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr
    cold and suffering you are being eaten by a cannibal
    the cannibal takes a big bite out of your arm and puts you in the freezer
    you are the dinner of a blood drinker so kill yourself now
    leave this doomed life behind and dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rawwwwwrrrrrggghhhhhhhh

    cannibalism
    necrophilia
    parasites
    rigor mortis
    this is....
    the chorus!

    blood splatters everywhere, you look around and see other victims
    but they are all in pieces and it's metal as fuck
    you fight back the only way you know how
    you take a bite out of your predator's arm and taste blood for the firrrrsst tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime arrrrrrrwwghagag

    cannibalism
    necrophilia
    parasites
    rigor mortis
    this is...
    the chorus!

    *plays a guitar solo that is really just a bunch of random high pitched tap notes*

    cannibalism
    necrophilia
    parasites
    rigor mortis
    this is...
    THE
    FUCKING
    CHORUS

    now you are a cannibal too and guess fucking what
    this guy wants to be eaten so he lets you go and his desire is fulfilled
    you are the successor to his refrigerator of humans
    he goes into the afterlife and into your stooooooomaaaccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    you keep eating flesh, you can't get enough
    blood tastes so good so you keep eating people
    now you are a cannibalistic serial killer who eats people
    and it's metal
    as
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK~

    *headbangs*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I will be quite OK with us reverting to our usual color scheme
  • i am posting there today because like i thought it would be funny because it's april fools day and i dunno i'm kinda nauseous and sleep deprived so whatever and the place is pretty dull
  • A Death Metal Song, by Earthlight Ray

    raawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr
    cold and suffering you are being eaten by a cannibal
    the cannibal takes a big bite out of your arm and puts you in the freezer
    you are the dinner of a blood drinker so kill yourself now
    leave this doomed life behind and dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rawwwwwrrrrrggghhhhhhhh

    cannibalism
    necrophilia
    parasites
    rigor mortis
    this is....
    the chorus!

    blood splatters everywhere, you look around and see other victims
    but they are all in pieces and it's metal as fuck
    you fight back the only way you know how
    you take a bite out of your predator's arm and taste blood for the firrrrsst tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime arrrrrrrwwghagag

    cannibalism
    necrophilia
    parasites
    rigor mortis
    this is...
    the chorus!

    *plays a guitar solo that is really just a bunch of random high pitched tap notes*

    cannibalism
    necrophilia
    parasites
    rigor mortis
    this is...
    THE
    FUCKING
    CHORUS

    now you are a cannibal too and guess fucking what
    this guy wants to be eaten so he lets you go and his desire is fulfilled
    you are the successor to his refrigerator of humans
    he goes into the afterlife and into your stooooooomaaaccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    you keep eating flesh, you can't get enough
    blood tastes so good so you keep eating people
    now you are a cannibalistic serial killer who eats people
    and it's metal
    as
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK~

    *headbangs*

    0/10 you forgot the breakdown
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    fuck you are right
    this makes me wanna headbang to death >:o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "he goes into the afterlife and into your stomach"

    this line is good
  • real talk though that sounds like a legit cannibal corpse song
  • Anyone read OOTS here?
  • You won a prize for that, for telling lies like that so 
    well that I believed it. 
    I never felt cheated. 
    You were the chosen one, the pure eyes of Noah's 
    dove. 
    Choir boys and angles stole your lips and your halo. 

    In your reckless mind, you act as if you've got more 
    lives. 
    In your reckless eyes, you only have time and your 
    love of danger--to it your no stranger. 

    In that August breeze of those forgotten trees, your 
    time was set for leaving, come a colder season. 
    In your reckless eyes, it's never too late for a 
    chance to seize some final breath of freedom. 
    Very, so very wise. 
    Don't reveal it. 
    I'm tired, tired of knowing where it is you're going.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Ocarina of the Sword
  • Kingdom Hearts was invented by a middle schooler.
  • Does anyone remember that trope where a straight person pretends to be gay to make another person of the same gender uncomfortable?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Go ask in Lost and Found
  • death metal song by sunn wolf

    necromorphic flagellation

    amoralistic cannibalism

    shitting out inverted cross covered in blood

    reflexive sadomasochism


    uncensored rape of infants

    animalistic apocalyptica

    demiurgal scourge of jesus christ

    super kawaii desu


    *breakdown*

    necro kawaii

    necro kawaii

    420 murder women and children everyday

    necro kawaii

    necro kawaii

    mutilating innocents because they insult my favourite anime

    *guitar solo that takkes up half the song*

  • 15/10 would mosh
  • edited 2013-04-01 12:34:29
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    That was awesome. ;‿;
  • Adam Darski writes the best death metal lyrics


    because they are ridiculous and stupid, but also contain cool well researched bits of religious trivia
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Naney said:

    Kingdom Hearts was invented by a middle schooler.

    always sounded like it to me
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Tetsuya Nomura, who also drew the characters in post-SNES Final Fantasy. :p
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aeris dies
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Nomura was involved in FF long before FFVII.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think he drew monsters in FF5 and FF6.
  • edited 2013-04-01 12:42:21
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    He was a debugger for IV, a monster designer for V, and a monster/character designer for VI (he designed Shadow and Setzer). In fact, he was the graphic director on VI.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Interesting. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Kaguya ♠ Mokou


  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Koishi is literally the cutest most adorable little touhou ever X3 I just wanna hug her and tell her that everything will be ok even though she is kind of doomed
  • edited 2013-04-01 13:20:57
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    do not make fun of people its not nice you could go eat a pizza instead
  • Man heaper's hangout, when'd you get so uglay?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Last night, someone beat us with the ugly stick
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    My ship worked and now imi is Sanae. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Here is some alien creature doing Sanae's stage with absolute perfection and highest difficulty. :)


  • edited 2013-04-01 13:59:50


    "I don't throw the words avant-garde and celestial around lightly but this touches the very nerve of the craft of this music drum and bass; many years from now when we look back this tune will be a 'waypoint' of the times." Goldie, CEO Metalheadz
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This music is good. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Supercalifragilisticsadomasochism
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    sunn wolf said:

    ron pollard should be mmade keyboardist in dillinger escape plan, he would fit right in with his capacity for bizarre time signatures, sudden jazzy breaks, flailing and punching of his keyboard and wild animalistic shrieking at intense moments in the performance

    This is equally funny and true.
  • I don't know why but when pronouncing "Sredni" in my head it sounds like a snake hissing

    Ssssredni
  • edited 2013-04-01 14:52:10
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Deep down you guys are a bunch of lurkers. Lurkers are the worst of all because they never are accepted or rejected. They are what if. :D The silent majority!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I can never read Homestuck fan fiction because the real characters are too believable and distinct and imitating Hussie is hard to do.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This is fun to read. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Philosophy can start making my head hurt because too much navel-gazing and too many names. >_> That one dude sounds fun though. :)
  • edited 2013-04-01 15:19:07
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

     #1 “Fuck the Police” is Pretty Much his Definition of Politics

    NWA - Fuck The Police

    This counts.

    In his “Ten Theses on Politics”, Ranciere makes a simple claim. There
    are two kinds of politics in the status quo, fake poser bullshit
    masquerading as politics and the real thing. Ranciere calls the poser
    politics the “politics of the police”. Ranciere calls “real” politics
    “dissensus.”

    What the Fuck is Dissensus?

    Dissensus is the process by which actors disrupt the politics of the police.

    You see, the police are all about telling you what to do and where to
    do it. Remember that time that cop got all up in your grill for
    skateboarding in front of 7-11? Or, if you’re a person of color,
    remember that time a cop arrested you and planted drugs on you for
    skateboarding in front of 7-11? That’s the police order; the partitions
    that the police put in place for what can be seen, said and done, and
    where they can be done. When that cop drove away and you kept
    skateboarding, you totally disrupted the police partitioning of  that
    space (sort of).

    The police says that there is nothing to see on a road,
    that there is nothing to do but move along. It asserts that the space of
    circulating is nothing other than the space of circulation. Politics,
    in contrast, consists in transforming this space of ‘moving-along’ into a
    space for the appearance of a subject: i.e., the people, the workers,
    the citizens: It consists in refiguring the space, of what there is to
    do there, what is to be seen or named therein. It is the established
    litigation of the perceptible. – Ten Theses on Politics

    We can see how these police partitions work in the events of Occupy Wall Street.

    You see, some bankers made this park on stolen native land for them
    to eat lunch in while they rested from robbing the world of millions of
    dollars with complicated derivatives and other bullshit nobody
    understands. When some hipsters decided they wanted to camp out on Wall
    Street, the police were like “GTFO bro”. And when those hipsters started
    camping out in Zuccoti Park and ruining those bankers lunches, the
    police calmly reminded the protesters that the park belonged to white
    people in suits.  The police reminded the protesters that if they want
    to take part in this “politics” business they need to vote like everyone
    else, or at least have some sort of “concrete demands”.  But they
    didn’t, so then they started pepper spraying kids.

    Lol Democracy

    Lol democracy.

    That’s what the police order does, it tells you to take part in the
    fake politics – casting a ballot, going to a town hall – and tries to
    divest energy from what Ranciere calls real politics. After all, the
    Egyptian revolution didn’t start because people started sending nicely
    worded petitions to the government. It started when people manifested
    themselves in the public spaces that were once apolitical.

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