The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, this amused me:

    In one of the worst plastering jobs in the history of logos, on the Warner Archive DVD release of Avalanche Express, the logo is seen with the 1935 20th Century Fox fanfare! This error was because Lorimar produced this film with Fox having North American theatrical distribution. WB would gain rights to the film when they purchased the Lorimar library in 1989. On the print used for the DVD, they might have accidentally left the Fox logo and quickly edited the logo out, explaining the rush job.

    DAVESPRITE: ahahahaha you fucked up
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also also: Animal Planet apparently has a show now called Too Cute!

    It's pretty much "PUPPIES! (yaaaaaaaaaay!)"
  • lee4hmz said:

    Also also: Animal Planet apparently has a show now called Too Cute!


    It's pretty much "PUPPIES! (yaaaaaaaaaay!)"
    i watched that when i was at my grandpa's for a few days


    best


    thing


    evurrrrrr
  • what does hmz stand for anyway
  • edited 2013-03-30 13:45:07
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Nothing in particular; this ID was autogenerated for me by eBay years ago, when they first decided that people using their email addresses as IDs was a bad idea. I liked it, and so I kept it.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Commercial: "Whatever you drive, drive a Firestone"

    My car has Bridgestones on it. Your argument is irrelevant.
  • edited 2013-03-30 14:35:18
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw Too Cute! a while back

    I think it's also "KITTIES! (yaaaaaay)"

    Also

    Tre will be pleased to know that my cousins have Rayman: Origins

    But I did not play any of it :/
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So today, I was walking by the park, and I saw some kind of mini-tornado pick up a group of leaves, and continue swirling until it hit a small tree covered section, where it stopped.
  • edited 2013-03-30 14:42:13
    Pizza Dog
    Odradek said:

    So today, I was walking by the park, and I saw some kind of mini-tornado pick up a group of leaves, and continue swirling until it hit a small tree covered section, where it stopped.

    Later it got pulled over and cited for drunken cruising.


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I was watching Titanic the other night, and I realised the protagonists are named Rose and Jack, and what amounts to the villain is named Cal. 

    I think Homestuck has warped my fragile little mind. :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    there's also Rose Tyler and Jack Harkness

    :P

    also as I am in Michigan I've been drinking some Faygos
  • Anonus said:

    I saw Too Cute! a while back


    I think it's also "KITTIES! (yaaaaaay)"

    Also

    Tre will be pleased to know that my cousins have Rayman: Origins

    But I did not play any of it :/
    Dude, you have to play it

    It is perfect
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sonic, Pokémon, MLP, Digimon?
  • So I think I may buy Borderlands 1's GOTYE from Amazon

    The second one is juuuuust out of my range and I figured if I like it I can try the sequel out later on even though I know the sequel's like infinitely better.

    Ah well.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    MS PAINT ADVENTURES: TOUHOU

    A small shrine resting in a country far to the east, the "Hakurei Shrine".
    Many out-of-the-ordinary events transpire here, causing normal people to almost never draw close to the shrine.
    On the other hand, there is also a reason that "things that aren't human" never descend to terrorize the Human Village:
    because shrine maidens, females with the power to channel the gods, have lived at this shrine for many generations, guarding the gates to other realms such as Hell and Makai where those "things that aren't human" reside.

    Long ago, powerful mountaineering ascetics, exorcists, and spiritual leaders from all areas of the country gathered in order seal away youkai, demons, and other creatures from their land. Despite their great success, the recoil from performing the ceremonies was so tremendous that it annihilated everyone gathered there.

    Much time passed after that - so much time that the effectiveness of the seal began to fade.
    The shrine maiden currently living at this shrine has trained her body and mind intensely in order to fight these unstoppable enemies, these "things that aren't human", and prevent them from reaching the Human Village. Even though she knew it was a futile effort, even though she knew her life would be forfeit, she made her way to one of the gates.

    ...Actually, it's not really that serious.

    The truth is that this shrine maiden is Reimu Hakurei, who always gets caught up in strange things. One of the "things that isn't human" destroyed her shrine, and she flew into a rage. There is only one thing that will quell her anger: the total annihilation of all "things that aren't human"!!

    ...Well, that's half wrong too.

    The real truth is that Reimu Hakurei is actually quite the optimist.
    Acting on her whims as always, she figured she'd go and enter one of the gates.
    After a while, she realized that only the Hakurei Shrine's greatest treasure, the Yin-Yang Orb, was effective against these non-human creatures.

        Reimu "Well, whatever. Things will turn out just fine as long I use the yin-yang orb!"

    What sort of fate awaits this shrine maiden?

    >
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • edited 2013-03-30 17:14:02
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Anonus said:

    Sonic, Pokémon, MLP, Digimon?

    Yep. Though I'm not sure why Flareon was picked as Pokémon's representative.

    Renamon and Rainbow Dash, on the other hand, seem fairly popular.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi peoplepersons

    I'm Central Avenue
  • edited 2013-03-30 17:17:57
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    > I'm Central Avenue

    Your name is REIMU. You're quite certain that there is no Central Avenue in this room, and there never will be.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    > Hey Reimu! I came to play! And I brought an INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • edited 2013-03-30 17:41:08
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    > Hey Reimu! I came to play! And I brought an INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE!
    Reimu sees that you've brought MIMI-CHAN. Reimu is pleased. She brings out RUUKOTO for a play date!

    You guys are having so much fun!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    IJBM: There aren't any good songs about Central Avenue taking over the world.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I would be the bestest head of world domination finances (because it gives me a job I guess?) :D
  • stuck on band aid brand
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Reimu wonders what a BAND AID is, and if there are any of them in GENSOKYO. She also wonders if that would be COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    for some reason i'm listening to a bunch of billy joel
  • my uncle fixed my headphones


    so they work and stuff


    but there seems to be a short near the jack, so like if they get wiggled around the sound conks out


    which will of course get worse later


    hmmm
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm unsure whether that's something I should "yay!" about or not.

    So how 'bout a semi-yay?
  • edited 2013-03-30 18:41:41

    hmm
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Would a semi-yay be "Ya" or "Ay"?
  • oh hey they work now


    yay i guess the sandpaper did the trick
  • now i can really appreciate this Circle Takes the Square album

    holy shit
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    yay

    i - e - i

    ei

    ie
  • just beat Virtue's Last Reward

    now to begin the never ending wait for a sequel
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I play lunatic mode in Touhou now because I have no respect for my own mental well-being. Game overs have never been so much fun!
  • edited 2013-03-30 18:47:29
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Is it really a never ending wait if the sequel is already announced?

    Well, interquel.
  • i guess now this is a full yay situation
  • edited 2013-03-30 18:46:59
    ^^shush, you

    not ^ you
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Fossilmaiden is there a focus key in Hellsinker? Also this game is really hard because I'm not used to it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney said:

    i guess now this is a full yay situation

    Yay!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Fossilmaiden is there a focus key in Hellsinker? Also this game is really hard because I'm not used to it.

    There is, but I don't know what it is. Or if it's even possible to focus without a controller.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh >_<
  • Well... Been a while
  • edited 2013-03-30 18:52:41

    http://ctts.bandcamp.com/album/decompositions-volume-number-one


    name your price so like you have no excuse not to own it


    ^ ohai
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmmm, one time I posted perfect runs of all stages in Touhou 6 (except Flandre) but it was cheap and easy because I used homing amulets and normal difficulty. Maybe I will do it in lunatic mode with Marisa.
  • Tools said:

    Well... Been a while

    Good to see you!
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