The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Nooooooo

    You'll have to kill sex workers and steal from shopkeeping pimps, and make sacrifices to dark gods and generally be a terrible person.

    You must do this or you will fail.
  • When I finally play Pokemon Black 2, I want to do a playthrough that will be unique in some way. I want to do something that involves me talking about it with other people.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm OK with that stuff
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what's kind of impressive? The brilliant exercise in one-upsmanship that was the marketing for the Sega Genesis.

    Executive #1: We've got to make this product sound more impressive than Nintendo's.
    Executive #2: We'll, we're using a 16-bit CPU and they're using an 8-bit one. What if we take that out of context and just call the whole thing "16-bit", as if that's reflective of the console's quality and performance as a whole whole instead of just one component?
    Executive #1: Brilliant! Let's do it.
    ~one Super Nintendo Entertainment System later~
    Executive #1: Damn, now they're pushing the 16-bit thing too. We've got to come up with something else.
    Executive #2: Hey developer, why is our console better than theirs?
    Developer: Well, doing this one thing is easier, 'cause you can just sorta blast--
    Executive #2: Blast processing! Perfect!
    Executive #1: You just made that up.
    Executive #2: So what? Do you want to sell consoles or don't you?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how come you aren't into Garfonic Centie
  • Yarrun said:

    Nooooooo

    You'll have to kill sex workers and steal from shopkeeping pimps, and make sacrifices to dark gods and generally be a terrible person.

    You must do this or you will fail.



    bah.

    You say all this like it's a bad thing.

    After all, you're after the most important thing! Which is uh.

    ....

    well it's not treasure 

    it's um

    hmm.

  • I want to livestream.

    But how do I do the livestream.
  • You know what's kind of impressive? The brilliant exercise in one-upsmanship that was the marketing for the Sega Genesis.


    Executive #1: We've got to make this product sound more impressive than Nintendo's.
    Executive #2: We'll, we're using a 16-bit CPU and they're using an 8-bit one. What if we take that out of context and just call the whole thing "16-bit", as if that's reflective of the console's quality and performance as a whole whole instead of just one component?
    Executive #1: Brilliant! Let's do it.
    ~one Super Nintendo Entertainment System later~
    Executive #1: Damn, now they're pushing the 16-bit thing too. We've got to come up with something else.
    Executive #2: Hey developer, why is our console better than theirs?
    Developer: Well, doing this one thing is easier, 'cause you can just sorta blast--
    Executive #2: Blast processing! Perfect!
    Executive #1: You just made that up.
    Executive #2: So what? Do you want to sell consoles or don't you?



    BLAST PROCESSING

    MEGA SOUND

    ULTRA DYNAMICS

  • Kexruct said:

    I want to livestream.


    But how do I do the livestream.
    get a livestream.com account ye doofus
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Marketing is the tool of Satan
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    how come you aren't into Garfonic Centie

    Garfonic?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I only ever got to the fourth level of Spelunky. -_-
  • Kexruct said:

    I want to livestream.


    But how do I do the livestream.
    get a livestream.com account ye doofus
    yer the doofus

    i want to livestream a ds game i.e. the one i talked about all of like what five posts ago
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Snakes? Spiders? What is this, Indiana Jones?

    If there are no melting faces I will be disappoint
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    how come you aren't into Garfonic Centie

    Garfonic?
    Garfield and Sonic
  • edited 2013-03-29 02:39:07
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Spelunky is very much like Indiana Jones :) (which, admittedly, I've never seen before :p ).

    Sexruct: You could be a naughty boy and pirate 999 and stream it from a DS emulator which is probs what people do to record/stream DS games. ;)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Spelunky is very much like Indiana Jones :) (which, admittedly, I've never seen before :p ).

    wat

    if you and I ever meet, we must watch Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Sexruct: You could be a naughty boy and pirate 999 and stream it from a DS emulator which is probs what people do to record/stream DS games. ;)

    1. I was talking about Pokemon. I prefer for games like 999 to be a sort of personal experience.
    2. I despise video game piracy with a burning passion. I've been over this before.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    how come you aren't into Garfonic Centie

    Garfonic?
    Garfield and Sonic
    Garfield I don't like because I just kinda find it boring. *shrug*

    Sonic is cool, but I'm not much of a gamer so I could never really get into it. Sometimes I play the old Genesis games, though.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    if you and I ever meet, we must watch Raiders of the Lost Ark
    We will meet someday, and we shall watch this movie if this is what you want. :)
    I despise video game piracy with a burning passion. I've been over this before.
    I have a passive dislike for it but I pirate 3rd- and 4th-generation console games sometimes.
  • My policy was always "if this game system is still being produced in America, I will not pirate games made for it".

    ...except concerning Touhou.
  • No, wait, the other part of that policy was 'if this game isn't available for purchase in America, then I will pirate it'. Touhou technically falls under that.

    ...Yeah, justifying pirating when it comes to Touhou is always a tetchy thing.
  • "i'm a pirate" i say to you before robbing you at flintlock gunpoint.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I don't pirate Touhou; I purchase Touhou from doujin shops. :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I can't wrap my mind around this. :O

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  • The slopes are inconsistent.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • I think I will go on UnexplainedMysteries.org and create a thread called "EXPLAIN THIS SCIENCE!!!?!" with just that .gif in the OP.
  • edited 2013-03-29 04:57:31
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, you can do a similar trick in real life using a square of paper cut the same way. Obviously the paper can't magically lengthen itself the way the chocolate in the animation does, but the difference in size is so subtle that most people won't notice it until it's pointed out.

    Here's a video of it, albeit with differently shaped pieces:

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • The sadness will last forever.
    n
  • The sadness will last forever.
    pies
  • Antichamber is officially on my shitlist.

    How in the hell are you going to--in 2013--release a paid, professionally-published game that lacks control-rebinding? Or at least some alternate setups aside from WASD/Spacebar/Mouse?

    It may damn well be the best game ever made but I'll never know because I can't fucking play it.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The AM/FM radio in my alarm clock from 1995 still works. I hadn't turned it on in years before today.

    It crackles noticeably when I adjust the volume knob, though. I can't remember if it used to do that, since I had it on "alarm" for years.

    I don't even use the alarm in the clock anymore, but I like to have it because its big red LED numbers are easy for someone as nearsighted as I am to see from the bed. Amusingly, it now rests on top of a cable box that displays the time in horrible tiny blue LEDs.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I despise video game piracy with a burning passion. I've been over this before.
    Be glad you don't live in Europe. Or Australia.
  • Internet Memeing.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Discovery: sleep deprivation seems to be the only time using a stylus with my tablet is helpful rather than a hindrance.

    Swype helps too.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why am i listening to the Buffy "once more with feeling" soundtrack
  • and all the sudden I feel really fucking tired again like I got hit with a damn tranq dart or something.
  • edited 2013-03-29 10:59:19
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Linking to Icycalm.

    really
    I don't even know who that is. *researches* Sorry I don't know about all the internet weirdos like you do. >_>
  • edited 2013-03-29 11:31:41
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    The AM/FM radio in my alarm clock from 1995 still works. I hadn't turned it on in years before today.


    It crackles noticeably when I adjust the volume knob, though. I can't remember if it used to do that, since I had it on "alarm" for years.

    I don't even use the alarm in the clock anymore, but I like to have it because its big red LED numbers are easy for someone as nearsighted as I am to see from the bed. Amusingly, it now rests on top of a cable box that displays the time in horrible tiny blue LEDs.
    I don't have any clock radios that old anymore, sadly (though I do still have my 1990-vintage GE boombox around someplace...and yes, it still works). However, the Sony alarm clock I bought not too long ago has big green numbers and is sufficiently loud. (And the radio section is analog. Amazing!)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *riffs*
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    *sniffs*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *does long division*
  • tales of the unexpected: it turns out ice can conduct vibrations well enough for a contact mic to pick up sound through it, and now the muffled sound of me talking drunkenly and hitting/being hit with a whip is being released as part of a future-minimal red cassette limited run
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