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Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:04:53

Thing I discovered today: Drawing Goetic demons is fun.

But how do I have internet access in 713...?

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:05:01

if only it were big enough to read

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:07:14

squint a little

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:07:28

also hold on i'll try fixing it

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:15:24

imi how are you enjoying that pirated copy of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil that you secretly downloaded and didn't tell anyone about? :3

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:16:50

I have no such thing

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:20:17

ok ^_^

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:20:30

fixed, i think

edit: nope, nvm. it's vanilla's problem, not mine. just copy the url for an easier to read version.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:25:03

How to impress senpai in 6 EASY STEPS

Step 1: Grab some mustard packets

Step 2: Open them all

Mustard

Step 3: Approach Senpai's table

Step 4: Draw 5 summoning circles in table, using mustard

Step 5: Summon 5 demons of your choosing.

Note: This guide recommends Lorajo(?), Calasgm-Labolas(?), Forus(?), Fuclas(?), and Cajun(?), although Muraar(?) can be substituted for Furoms(?) in a pinch

Step 6: Slay them all and present their corpses to senpai

<3

I have translated it into English. :)

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:26:02

Even copying the URL it's tiny

But I get the idea

Slaying demons is always good fun

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:26:19

who is Senpai

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:26:52

The problem with the image is this:

145px × 750px

It has the same dimensions when viewed at full size on tumblr.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:27:38

who is Senpai

Senpai is a Japanese honorific. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senpai_and_kōhai

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:28:20

Earthlight Ray said:

Note: This guide recommends Lorajo(?), Calasgm-Labolas(?), Forus(?), Fuclas(?), and Cajun(?), although Muraar(?) can be substituted for Furoms(?) in a pinch

Lerajo, Glasya-Labolas, Foras, Furcas, Caim, and Murmur. But Goetic demons have a ton of alternate spellings anyways so it's no big deal.

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:29:00

Earthlight Ray said:
The problem with the image is this:
145px × 750px
It has the same dimensions when viewed at full size on tumblr.

bluh

i posted a second version, are you looking at that?

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:29:26

are you reading the Ars Goetia

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:30:43

no, but i like the demons from it

i might read it some day though

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:31:22

There's a demon in it named Amy

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:32:07

pronounced ah-mee

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2013-03-29 00:37:19

lol

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 00:47:03

LOOK WHAT YOU DID KEXRUCT

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:51:48

oh nuuuuuuuuuuu

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:52:50

I am going to become a witch imipolex g, and it's all because of you! :)

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 00:55:58

Should I play Ecco tonight? Should I? :)

Hexartes · 2013-03-29 00:57:19

kill the dolphins

Anonus · 2013-03-29 00:59:00

I wish ABC Inc owned more good stuff

I am in the home of one of its holdings, WXYZ-TV, however (its real owner is the E.W. Scripps Company, but shush, they sold it to ABC Inc in 2010)

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:00:39

But dolphins are lovely creatures!

Yarrun XIX · 2013-03-29 01:04:46

Dolphins are soulless hedonists, which is the worst kind of hedonist.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 01:06:51

Dolphins are rapists

Go for it

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:08:03

ok :)

Anonus · 2013-03-29 01:13:47

I feel like a 10-year-old boy

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:21:22

Maybe you are, inside. :D

imi I pirated Ecco and now I am fumbling through caves full of mean jellyfish and spikes. ^_^ Ecco can't breathe underwater, and has to resurface like every minute! I will look up a walkthrough now. :p

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 01:22:33

Well yeah, dolphins are mammals

Didn't you know that

whales are too

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:25:02

But real dolphins can stay underwater for at least eight minutes, sometimes fifteen! :p

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 01:28:27

Oh no, unrealism in video games

What's next, a plumber who can jump several times his own height

Anonus · 2013-03-29 01:29:18

Yeah, well what if said plumber were able to vanquish an ancient demon by jumping on her and hitting her with a hammer

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 01:30:30

that's the usual method for dealing with demons

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:41:02

omg the physics in this game :o The physics! I am stuck on the second 'proper' level. ^_^ I wonder if I will ever get much further than this! Imipolex G you were right; this is a difficult game.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:43:40

Ok the second level has defeated me. I should give up or I will drive myself insane. >_<

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:45:51

From Wikipedia

Development

Ed Annunziata, the developer, said on Twitter that "I was paranoid about game rentals and kids beating the game over the weekend. So.. I.. uh... made it hard."^[4]

Gameplay

The entire "Development" section. XD

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:47:18

But now I want to see what the rest of the game has. :o

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 01:59:42

Imipolex G watcha doin :)

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 01:59:48

cheat codes

it is the only way

Actually no, I managed to get through most of the game non-cheatsy, I believe. Only the last few levels proved impossible.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 02:00:22

Cheat codes are cheating though! :D

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 02:02:39

yes, that's why they're called cheat codes!

not because they were invented by The Cheat

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 02:03:13

whyyyyyy :o

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 02:05:06

Anyway, I was working on overhauling my time machine

which, coincidentally, is also from the dolphin game

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-29 02:06:47

neat-o :)

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-29 02:15:44

you needs to play Spelunky breh

Imipolex G · 2013-03-29 02:17:40

Spelunky...that one has randomly-generated levels? That could be cool.

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