I wouldnt call myself a self appointed Prophet, I had a vision where i was at a table and a Demon tempted me to follow him, he was able to show me great wealth that would be mine. God's glory saved me, I heard incredible thundering and a golden door appeared and got brighter and brighter before vanishing, I walked out to find a wonderful beach and an Angel there.
The emoticon's I had there were beyond human capabilities!
I knew after that God is real. And since I've had incredible blessings in my life!
After 4 years with my wife and no kids I went for a walk and prayed to God, 3 days later my wife found out she was pregnant, 3 years later and we had 4 kids!
I needed 15000 for a business plan i was working on, prayed to god and the next day i Played Keno and hit 7 out of 7 with x3 bonus, won 15000$...
I'm not known for gambling, LOL
I like how this guy seems to basically see religion as a get-rich-quick scheme.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
@Idler: Is it weird that I thought the funniest part was that he had emoticons that were beyond human capability? His version of heaven must have some very strange computers.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Gator: That's hilarious. But I'm also amused by the fact that he goes all 'the Devil tempted with great wealth" and then at the end says 'God helped me win at gambling". Apparently it's okay when God does it.
My thoughts on god are that he's a clockmaker, essentially.
You know, someone commissions a universe, something to look pretty on their mantle. So he makes one, makes all of us, and he checks up every once in a while just to make sure that things haven't all gone to hell.
Nowadays, he hasn't really shown up because we're doing alright by ourselves. Or something.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Open-source homosexuality is so much better than that proprietary one.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I have had an infinite number of incarnations, AFAIK, unless they are quantizable.
I wish the name Science Wars hadn't been used already for a conflict involving no interplanetary laser fire or weaponised teleportation and lots of waffle.
And I wish I could remember what Nornagest's post on the Sokal hoax involved.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"This guy's conception of God is apparently a seven year-old going "look, no hands!""
"So then Sophia was all like "Betcah can't make an entire universe!" and I was all like "Oh yeah, well WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!" and then Sophia was like "DUUUUUUDE!" and I was like "DUUUUUUUUUDE!" and then I spent about six minutes making planets and animals and people and shit, but I got really hungry on the seventh."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL WALK ACROSS A FIRE FOR YOU
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL DROWN IN MY DESIRE FOR YOU
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hahaha no, his sleep schedule broke
I care Draco
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Btw, if you were wondering,
My bleed of yesterday wasn't serious and I didn;t bleed through the night
details at 11
Imi's corrupt alter-ego from an alternate universe
HURM
Since I am going to pass out soon,
Good night
Who are the other 40 Imipolexes?
Lesbinux?
Ubintu?
Fagstaro?
Augh why does my left leg fall asleep every time I read at Powell's
/stupid joke
I wish the name Science Wars hadn't been used already for a conflict involving no interplanetary laser fire or weaponised teleportation and lots of waffle.
And I wish I could remember what Nornagest's post on the Sokal hoax involved.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I immediately thought of The Wire from Doctor Who.
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL DROWN IN MY DESIRE FOR YOU
Imipolex L is a romantic.
Imipolex 8 is a Vriska fan.
Imipolex H is gay.
Imipolex X is a filmmaker of dubious talent.