You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The New Adventures of Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass
11:00 am – 11:30 am 338 HUB
"Pest Side Story"/"A Word in the Hand" (2013) The Insufferable Jackass attempts to deliberately infest his enemies' homes with cockroaches, but accidentally gets his car towed in the process; Amazon.com is disqualified from a Boggle tournament when it's discovered she has instant access to any dictionary available on her website.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Everyone uses Sanae-B but I don't want to use that type because its only actual use is getting rid of UFOs. I like Reimu-A because it has the best power.
*pulls imi into touhou world* We will fly through bullet hell together. :)
“I dodge a lot of bullets” I say to you. You assume I must lead a violent, possibly gang-filled life. You are incorrect, I am merely an expert Touhou player.
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for lack of a better name
4x4=12
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
current me is approximating zero fucks given
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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then came the strangers
I'm still transferring things off of my old laptop.
I forgot that I was briefly into skweee.