More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Hayatatatacha!
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher
Kick Punch Chop - Block Once more now Kick Punch Chop - Block
Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rock We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Hm, yeah I see you're gettin better Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick, punch Chop, block Chop, kick Punch, block It's gonna get harder now Duck and jump Turn and pose Duck and turn Jump and punch
Come on now, why don'tcha follow my words Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes To be the man with the master plan Are you the man now?
Kick, punch, block Chop, kick, block Block, turn, and kick it Block, duck, punch Duck, duck, turn Jump, kick, chop Punch, punch, punch
Hatatatacha! That's it for today. Good job, Heaptards, you can go on to the next stage.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
We pretend to deify the innocence and youth of children while callously exploiting their naïveté and suggestibility. Corporations think of children the way drug dealers do: It’s essential to hook ’em young, then make sure they don’t wriggle off the hook. They hope the seed of early affection planted by a child’s fondness for Charlie Tuna or Chester Cheetah or any other distinguished spokes-animal will bloom into a lifetime of unwavering brand loyalty.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
We pretend to deify the innocence and youth of children while callously exploiting their naïveté and suggestibility. Corporations think of children the way drug dealers do: It’s essential to hook ’em young, then make sure they don’t wriggle off the hook. They hope the seed of early affection planted by a child’s fondness for Charlie Tuna or Chester Cheetah or any other distinguished spokes-animal will bloom into a lifetime of unwavering brand loyalty.
We pretend to deify the innocence and youth of children while callously exploiting their naïveté and suggestibility. Corporations think of children the way drug dealers do: It’s essential to hook ’em young, then make sure they don’t wriggle off the hook. They hope the seed of early affection planted by a child’s fondness for Charlie Tuna or Chester Cheetah or any other distinguished spokes-animal will bloom into a lifetime of unwavering brand loyalty.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The best part of the Choose Your Own Adventure books was always the deaths. I loved the various freaky (and sometimes creative) ways they chose to kill off the player.
I remember in the time cave one you could get stranded on a primitive island and get married to an islander chick and I always actually thought that was better than the "real" good ending.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Okay, if anyone hears me say "font" again when I mean "typeface", you have my permission to reprimand me for it.
Anony. This means you.
I had a professor point out to me once that, when writing for a general audience, it can be better to use the word "font" when you mean "typeface", because more people are familiar with the former from its use in word processors and the like.
Obviously somewhere like here we all know the difference, but it's worth keeping in mind.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
^^ It is supposed to be a postmodern journey of discovery, taking place entirely on a single island. :) It's difficult to concisely say what happens in the plot. ^_^
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher
Kick Punch Chop - Block
Once more now
Kick Punch Chop - Block
Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rock
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Duck Jump Turn - Pose
Listen carefully
Jump Pose Duck - And turn
Hm, yeah I see you're gettin better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick, punch Chop, block Chop, kick Punch, block
It's gonna get harder now
Duck and jump Turn and pose Duck and turn Jump and punch
Come on now, why don'tcha follow my words
Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?
Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch
Hatatatacha! That's it for today.
Good job, Heaptards, you can go on to the next stage.
Such a discomforting stare.
~Back in my time, we had mascots who tried to get us to underage smoke~
my second name was Central Avenue, I'm sorry to have lied to you all.
my second name was Fast Eddie, I'm not sorry, ;3
Choose your own adventure book.
Mario would either A. Toast toast. B. Eat LOTS of Spaghetti, Or C. Wonder what Ganon was up to.
I read that Cave of Time one
it was pretty freaky.
The only Adventure time book I read was an R.L.Stine one that ended up being boring because every decision I did ended up with me dying.
I think Homestuck is probably more interactive than some of these books.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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I'd fix it but I already submitted it to Polygon Daily. Ah well.
In other news, dat black overlayed text is TEH SECKS. So pretty.
Anony. This means you.
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