You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I had a dream I got into a stupid argument with my mother over whether I was qualified to "direct traffic" with a silly little light-up wand thing. She argued I shouldn't because I'm not trained on how tho do so safely?
why has this silly desire to direct traffic infiltrated my dreams?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I did redeem myself, though. Said stupid wand thing also had a very bright lamp on it, which I used to help two lost children get home after dark, by helping them cross a busy road safely and lighting them for extra visibility to drivers as we did so.
I then absconded, for I didn't want to be accused of being predator for hanging around these kids long enough tho help them. My subconscious loves social commentary, I see.
Your biggest faux pas was writing this article. Thanks for ruining it for all of us who were selfish, yet respectful enough to keep this a secret. Its not called a quesarito either, it's just a double wrapped burrito w/ cheese between the tortiilas. Things that don't exist, don't have a name. You just describe them.
You discovered nothing, you simply revealed a consumer secret that needed to stay a secret for it to continue to exist as it did in its past perfection. Finally, the meal that you speak, that which should not be named, only costs 5.95, just like any other burrito- you paid more because you were being punished. Because you never should have explored this idea nor written a blog post on it to further your social media/professional klout which I am sure are one in the same.
Things that don't exist don't have a name? Hmm. Dungeons & ________. Mount _______. ____________.
Well you see, it is impossible to sustain a relation to nonexistent things, because that would imply humans have some special quality to have relations to things that aren't there that no other thing in the world has. Therefore, dragons and unicorns exist.
Things that don't exist don't have a name? Hmm. Dungeons & ________. Mount _______. ____________.
Well you see, it is impossible to sustain a relation to nonexistent things, because that would imply humans have some special quality to have relations to things that aren't there that no other thing in the world has. Therefore, dragons and unicorns exist.
This conversation is getting downright Tlön-gasmic.
Wake me up when your house is beset by herds of droguli.
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oh my gooooooooood tangled thoughts of leaving are touring europe
i am going tto explode with delight
want to see this live so bad
why has this silly desire to direct traffic infiltrated my dreams?
I then absconded, for I didn't want to be accused of being predator for hanging around these kids long enough tho help them. My subconscious loves social commentary, I see.
i know this, and yet whenever i encounter the phrase unexpectedly, i picture a horse-drawn wagon.
Secret menus... i didn't know there was such a thing.
sometimes I feel gross when I eat at fast food places
then I see things like that and no longer feel gross.
fuck yeah
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