The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus isn't known for his subtlety.

    I like that about him, though. He's very honest and very straightforward and I can understand him really well. When he tells me something, I can trust that he means what he says, instead of having to try and read between the lines, like I do (poorly) with most other people.

    He's so loyal, too...I love him
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha the dialogue in Openbound has Tumblr tags

    I love this comic's sense of humor sometimes
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-02 08:39:39
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    That was a secret crush huh?

    Even Nixon would try a comforting pat on the back for the amount of secrecy you displayed >_>


    Yeah, same thing with my secret crush on Lola later on.

    ...

    -runs off to sit in a corner in the fetal position-


  • Well, the Ice King did ask what was wrong with him. The Cosmic Owl was just being uncharacteristically blunt.
  • woke up early now i gotta sort through laundry



    yet another tragic episode in the life of me
  • They told me I could be anything,

    So I became the strongest! image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Weird thought: There will be a point, (hopefully) within my lifetime, when we'll have to refer to the 1950s as the 1950s instead of just "the '50s".
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    The Gay Nineties
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^ Yeah, i was just thinking about how odd that sounds nowadays.  And we have the Twenties coming up in less than a decade.

    Kinda weird when you think how, given enough time, the decades cease to be distinguishable.  And not that much time, either, like, how many people alive today could tell the 1860s and 1870s apart?  Strikes me as interesting.
  • a8 said:

    ^ Yeah, i was just thinking about how odd that sounds nowadays.  And we have the Twenties coming up in less than a decade.

    Kinda weird when you think how, given enough time, the decades cease to be distinguishable.  And not that much time, either, like, how many people alive today could tell the 1860s and 1870s apart?  Strikes me as interesting.

    Then again, 1900s in general brought about a lot of changes. can you imagine what'll be written in the history books... or the history webpage wherein students visit while studying history.
  • second guy is good but first guy is basically me if I decided to do horrorcore for some reason

  • i'm at the deli gettin' fucked up
    best way to open a song ever
  • someone decided to be a rapper and willingly christened themselves "Lols".

    I am done with everything.

  • also i can't figure out for the life of me why they have that dude tied up?
  • this is very silly
  • also the second guy is named Ugly Frank.
  • also the second guy is named Ugly Frank.

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  • someone decided to be a rapper and willingly christened themselves "Lols".

    I am done with everything.

    They named themselves "Little Old Ladies"?

    That was the first "Lol" I was introduced to. Long before the internet.
  • Naney said:

    i'm at the deli gettin' fucked up
    best way to open a song ever
    scuse me sir i think youre forgetting im gonna fuck the devil in his mouth~
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just awokened from a strange dream.

    What actually took place was debatable, but I know I had to drive the the house of a man who looked like Andrew Hussie but was supposed to be my cousin. He had some really cute cats and as part of his job he apparently dressed up as a "for sale" sign to promote open houses.

    We all lived in a city that would have been perfect as the setting of a GTA-style game, with cop cars coming up and down the streets, always parking randomly and blocking off lanes, and road work zones plopped in the middle with little to no advance warning. It did indeed feel like something out of a video game.

    If this post seems somewhat incoherent, well, so do my thoughts.
  • that reminds me i have done a few things to test out a few plugins i couldn't use well before they ate too much CPU
  • I need more plugins.

    Well, I always need more plugins, but yeah.

    I also need breakbeats. Almost all of my recent songs have been stock percussion. Nothing wrong with that in my genre, but still, I'd like to mix it up a little.

  • not sure if I want to make a tape of 80s pop flips or J-Pop flips.

    I have too many ideas.

  • ultimately what one needs is not more plugins but to achieve mastery of a few


    i mean really you just need something that can do subtractive synthesis, and some good fx plugins and that'll cover everything you need to make any sound you want a good 70% of the time.
  • oh and you'll want an FM synth too
  • I have like four delay plugins and I make pretty generous use of all of them, so idk.

    and I don't know how to synthesizer. Unless we're talking about Sytrus presets. But I don't use those often because I am not Pharrell and FL Studio is not a Casio keyboard.

    really what I should be doing is learning how to drum program better. 

  • pharrell is the dude who produced Drop It Like It's Hot, right?


    and Sytrus is pretty handy, it's pretty much exactly like FM8 (but it's more beginner friendly and doesn't sound as good)
  • edited 2013-03-02 11:24:43
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it bad that "Men at Work" makes me think of traffic signs before I think of the band?

    You know, even as a kid, I remember noticing an interesting sorta shift in road construction signs. Gendered language like "MEN WORKING" and "FLAGMAN AHEAD" gave way to neutral language like "WORKERS" and " "FLAGGER AHEAD", which in turn gave way to pictograms.

    The current "workers" sign amuses me, because it not only portrays a worker of indeterminate gender, but ze's performing a task of indeterminate nature:

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  • Is it bad that

    you and anonus need to stop saying this



  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    a8 said:

    ^ Yeah, i was just thinking about how odd that sounds nowadays.  And we have the Twenties coming up in less than a decade.

    Kinda weird when you think how, given enough time, the decades cease to be distinguishable.  And not that much time, either, like, how many people alive today could tell the 1860s and 1870s apart?  Strikes me as interesting.



    Then again, 1900s in general brought about a lot of changes. can you imagine what'll be written in the history books... or the history webpage wherein students visit while studying history.

    The 90s, the decade where butts first started to rise to prominence. 

  • Naney said:

    pharrell is the dude who produced Drop It Like It's Hot, right?

    And a bunch of other things yes.

    Naney said:

    and Sytrus is pretty handy, it's pretty much exactly like FM8 (but it's more beginner friendly and doesn't sound as good)
    I'm sure it is, but I have no idea how to manipulate the parameters and still know what I'm doing. I've managed to eek a few neat sounds out of it just by screwing with the presets (the synth on "Lightning Gun" is a take on the Greasy 2 preset) but that's about all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney said:

    Is it bad that

    you and anonus need to stop saying this



    We do?
  • Naney said:

    Is it bad that

    you and anonus need to stop saying this



    We do?
    you say it a lot and it makes you seem really hard on yourselves.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Decades from now, students will study Tumblr, wonder "What is the DEAL with BUTTS?!" and trace history back to this song. 

    Actully, Tumblr will probably just be another step on their historic journey. The chapter will be called "Where Butt waxing stations came from and why it's not trendy to wear ass-less chaps."


  • Maybe I'm biased due to having seen Merchant's work before Portal 2 in The Ricky Gervais Show, but I think he was a better fit for Wheatley.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Huh...my future sounds like cyber-punk with more bare asses.
  • I am going to write a pompous, pitchforkey review for my own album and credit it to "Mark".

    spoiler: there is no Mark.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Speaking of Tumblr, before I fell asleep I finished the first part of Openbound.

    I feel weird for taking a liking to Meenah, since she's kind of an asshole and I'm not quite sure I understand what it is I like about her.
  • what is Openbound.

    it took me four tries to spell "what" correctly in this post.

  • edited 2013-03-02 11:35:03

    what is Openbound.

    a series of flash games in homestuck



    wait no they are html5
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Granted, I guess if I had blood that literally made me royalty and I knew in another universe I became the batterwitch, I'd pretty much act the same way.

    Also, I feel bad for Calliope. I know she's meant as a parody of the fandom, but the whole hiding your appearance from people online because you're ashamed of it and desperately wishing you were something else is somewhat relatable for me, if you know what I mean.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why am i letting myself say words

    i'm probably seeing parallels that don't actually make sense when exposed to any kind of scrutiny and making myself look like an overemotional idiot in the process

    i wish just once i could talk at length about something i like without worrying at every thing i have to say about it is stupid
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • why am i letting myself say words


    i'm probably seeing parallels that don't actually make sense when exposed to any kind of scrutiny and making myself look like an overemotional idiot in the process

    i wish just once i could talk at length about something i like without worrying at every thing i have to say about it is stupid

    You really are being too hard on yourself
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Beef is licking the insides of a bowl chips where in last weekend and eating the plants on the table. I guess I better feed the cats.
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