The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imo this is one of the best things ever recorded
  • Naney said:



    imo this is one of the best things ever recorded

    I know it's a dumb thing to say, but I've found if I don't spell out "that was a joke" Anonus sometimes takes things I say seriously.


    He'd be all "i'm so sad you can't afford cupcakes centie ;_;"
    but not being able to afford cupcakes is tragic.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That said, the three of us should totally get together sometime in Pennsylhiosota and throw a Poor People Cupcake Party

    We'll use flour from Aldi and everything
  • Aldi? Bitchplease, we shops at Bottom Dollar, where no box is left un-dented and no can un-dinged
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh wow it actually exists

    I'd suggest Valu King but that place went out of business like a year ago
  • "where dents make cents" this was in a commercial of theirs once
  • I am in an oddly spiritual mood this morning.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    mfw it's only 10 am

    after crashing last night i woke up at 1 am so now my body has literally been thrown off by 12 hours
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I just realized that I can wear my dark green service slacks like regular slacks. Only took me four years after leaving the service to realize this

    (they still fit perfectly, too image)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I"m finally reading the first issue of the IDW My Little Pony comic

    There's a joke that implies Pinkie Pie got Rainbow Dash drunk at Cadence's wedding

    I can't stop giggling
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Damn, I really need to read those comics
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Got to stay home today. Yaaaaay

    Mom took the computer to work so I wouldn't use it. Noooooo
  • Captain Ahab broke up.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *Moby-Dick joke*
  • It feels like something in my shoulder blade is squirming.
  • those are the flesh eating worms
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I think I went to Bottom Dollar once, years ago, in Manassas. The color scheme reminded me of the Pic-Pac in Louisa, KY that my grandmother used to shop at all the time—blaze orange everywhere.
  • this is amazing
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    what the hell is it with networked Windows systems and their needing like 6 minutes to start up after logging in

     

    it was even worse in the military, it would take around 10 fucking minutes (not even kidding) to get from the login screen to a desktop that you can actually just click on, much less open anything

  • image

    awwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • i need a catnap
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wrought Iron has less than .3 per-cent carbon by weight, and 1 or 2 per-cent slag by weight. 

    At a grindstone, wrought iron makes dull red sparks that have long streams and do not fork until the end, where they fork like the veins of a leaf and become white.

    Wrought Iron is a strong metal (in that it is hard to break), but it bends too easily.

    Between .3 per-cent carbon by weight and 2 per-cent carbon by weight is steel.

    Steel is less bendy but just as strong as Wrought Iron.  Steel, on a grindstone, makes white sparks on the lower half of the .3-to-2 spectrum and makes yellow-white sparks on the higher end of the .3-to-2 spectrum.  These sparks are shorter (about 25 inches) and fork much more, they are like the branches of a tree or a lightning bolt.

    If the iron has more than 2 per-cent carbon, it is Cast Iron.

    Some people classify Cast Iron containing between 2 and 8 per-cent carbon as low-alloy steels; but really, it shouldn't be really counted as steel; and neither should "high-alloy steels" with more than 8 per-cent carbon. 

    Linky.

    Above 2 per-cent, the spark streams become short.

    Cast Iron, IIRC, between 2 and 8 per-cent, makes yellow to yellow-red to almost entirely red, in ascending order of carbon concentration.  Above 8 per-cent it's red.
     

    So, the color you want if you're making steel is the white.  Too much carbon, and you get red.  Too little carbon, and you get red.  That's why both the less-than-.3 per-cent carbon (wrought iron) and more-than-2 per-cent carbon are called Iron.  They both make red or reddish streams.  Steel is not a two-word term with iron as the last word because it makes white sparks.

    image

    I guess everybody, after trying to read this, went "Steel Deer.  Why shouldn't Iron away from this wroughten tripe."
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Other spark images from same site.

    image
    image

    Linky.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    METAL
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    off to work I go
  • edited 2013-02-26 14:28:36
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Found a copy of Alundra in the local Blockbuster. Not sure why you would sell it to them when you could get about 16x the amount online.
  • Someone talk to me while I work on my Latin
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm a West Side girl in the body of an East Side boy.

    I've said that before, but I like that sentence, for some reason.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    what the hell is it with networked Windows systems and their needing like 6 minutes to start up after logging in

     

    it was even worse in the military, it would take around 10 fucking minutes (not even kidding) to get from the login screen to a desktop that you can actually just click on, much less open anything

    Windows domains rely heavily on DNS and LDAP, and if the domain controller is busy or hung, it may take a while to get its attention.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, I notice Qualcomm is running ads for its Snapdragon processors on YouTube. Good thing I already have a phone with one in. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...does anybody actually choose a phone based on what processor it has? As long as it's decently powerful and has the features I want, I could care less about what's under the hood.

    Or is it "couldn't care less"? I was never clear on that.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    It's couldn't care less.

    Couldn't care less implies you have exactly zero fucks to give. Maybe less than 0.

    Could care less implies that you have at least one fuck to give, if not more.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    But with could care less, it could imply that it's too much effort to care even less, even though you physically could do so.
  • It seems that Woody Woodpecker and Rayman go to the same barbershop.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Things just aren't as good as they were [n ± ∞] years ago. Visit Buzzfeed.com.
  • So I'm translating this sentence:

    You will be permitted to remain in our house.

    Are "our" and "house" in nominative form?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I finally have 96 followers.

    Not like that's a milestone or anything, but I'd been hovering between 93 and 95 since, like, November, so it feels good to finally get past that.

    (Now watch as someone promptly closes their account and brings me back down to 95)
  • The waiting produced a languid disenchantment with time itself: free time sapped of pleasure because there was too much of it, weekdays like weekends, weekends like nothing, the accustomed rhythms of life removed.

    This is a fantastic sentence


  • I think i've finally found a straight-up hip-hop artist that really clicks with me.
  • obtained kitty
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tre said:It seems that Woody Woodpecker and Rayman go to the same barbershop.

    For some reason this made me think of how the bird character from
    Channel Umptee-3 looks like the lovechild of the Road Runner and Kazooie (though this show premiered less than a year before B-K came out)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    mmmm whatcha say
    ooh, that a plugin just crashed
    well of course it did
    mmmm whatcha say
    that it was shockwave flash?
    it always is
  • mmmm whatcha say

    ooh, that a plugin just crashed
    well of course it did
    mmmm whatcha say
    that it was shockwave flash?
    it always is

    Ahahahahaha, this is great.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imogen Heapers' Hangout
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