I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
^^^That was Warner Communications, not Time Warner (Warner Communications ceased to exist in that form upon Time Inc.'s acquisition of it, which created Time Warner)
Time Warner just seems to have been falling apart ever since the AOL merger; now they're in serious-looking talks with Meredith Corporation to sell them the vast majority of Time Inc. (retaining Time, Fortune, Sports Illustrated and possibly Money only because Meredith does not want them)
It's been said that Time Warner's woes are a result of bad management
I just pirated an album 'cause it's been out of print like forever
does this make me bad
Which album
if I own it (which is doubtful) then I get to do the moral high horse thing and then congratulate myself for having the money to burn on such a silly thing
The idea of an atheist cardinal is simultaneously hilarious and bizarre.
God would understand why a cardinal would be atheist. They're in "the zone", not exposed to the hundreds of interpretations that exist in MIDDLE AMERICA </fuck middle america> and get the raw hard core truth of the world. Does God want to torture us? Is God a petty hipster faggot who holds grudges? Is God a merciful guardian who knows when to play his cards? Is he not even a he, but a she? They know all that stuff, so if a cardinal is atheist, it means he must HAVE A LOT OF MONEY
we are out of deodorant and i can’t get any tonight so in desperation i put on the can of Axe i got as a gag gift from my mom for christmas and i accidentally applied too much and i smell like a fratboy please help
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
we are out of deodorant and i can’t get any tonight so in desperation i put on the can of Axe i got as a gag gift from my mom for christmas and i accidentally applied too much and i smell like a fratboy please help
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Nothing quite like going to GameFAQs to get info for a video game that you completely suck at. The actual FAQs that reside here all have their own curious literary style, such as:
- The copyright threat. Woe betide anyone who blatantly copies this poorly-written mess, moreso if they *gasp* SELL IT FOR MONEY. Little does the average video game player know, there's an evil underground where game cheats and clues are traded for cold hard cash. Ones of dollars change hands changed daily (weekly actually) (mostly from ad revenue at GameFAQs)(shh don't tell anyone)
- The thanks and greets. Thank the company for making this awesome game, thank Mom and Dad, and thank the Almighty who took time from directing the Universe to guide a fellow into writing a FAQ for a NES game that nobody cares about.
- The ASCII art title that takes up about 1/4 to 1/2 of the entire file's size. Very important addition here, this is what makes or breaks a FAQ. If you don't have one of these for your Super Pitfall FAQ, just forget it. Go home.
- The idiotic FAQ questions that aren't frequently or even ever asked. Like when the author of is trying to be cute. Or desperate. "Q: I'm a Swedish bikini model. Are you male and single? A: YES YES MY CONTACT INFORMATION IS AT THE BOTTOM PAST THE GIANT COPYRIGHT WARNING AND THANKS/GREETZ WHEN YOU CALL MOM WILL PROBABLY ANSWER, ASK FOR VAMPRHUNTRD SHE'LL KNOW IT'S ME (I'M HER ONLY SON)"
- The jokester narrative that's about as funny as cancer. Especially if copious amount of emoticons are used. "Then, turn right at the corner (Not Albuquerque!! ;) and you'll come up to an old man (Grandpa!? ;) who'll tell you that the magic sword costs OVER 9000 er, I mean, 900 coins ^_^;. Don't try stabbing him like the old man in Zelda, I tried. ^_^;;;;)
- Some completely unrelated quote at the end. Bonus points if the author quotes himself, even more if ^_- or ;) is appended at the end to try to convince you that the author is self-aware of his or her grating stupidity. Don't be fooled.
I have to wonder what it says about a person when they devote all their time to collecting pictures of people who dress in a fashion they disapprove of.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My neighbors fluffy grey/white dwarf cat walked in, locked eyes with me. Gave my hand a sniff, and let me pet it.
It then walked into the cats room, presumably to steal some food.
Boogly and Beef saw that cat and apparently had zero fucks to give.
/)^3^(\
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
does this make me bad
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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a DAW is a Digital Audio Workstation
ie. software for making music with.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Silly Chish
- The copyright threat. Woe betide anyone who blatantly copies this poorly-written mess, moreso if they *gasp* SELL IT FOR MONEY. Little does the average video game player know, there's an evil underground where game cheats and clues are traded for cold hard cash. Ones of dollars change hands changed daily (weekly actually) (mostly from ad revenue at GameFAQs)(shh don't tell anyone)
- The thanks and greets. Thank the company for making this awesome game, thank Mom and Dad, and thank the Almighty who took time from directing the Universe to guide a fellow into writing a FAQ for a NES game that nobody cares about.
- The ASCII art title that takes up about 1/4 to 1/2 of the entire file's size. Very important addition here, this is what makes or breaks a FAQ. If you don't have one of these for your Super Pitfall FAQ, just forget it. Go home.
- The idiotic FAQ questions that aren't frequently or even ever asked. Like when the author of is trying to be cute. Or desperate. "Q: I'm a Swedish bikini model. Are you male and single? A: YES YES MY CONTACT INFORMATION IS AT THE BOTTOM PAST THE GIANT COPYRIGHT WARNING AND THANKS/GREETZ WHEN YOU CALL MOM WILL PROBABLY ANSWER, ASK FOR VAMPRHUNTRD SHE'LL KNOW IT'S ME (I'M HER ONLY SON)"
- The jokester narrative that's about as funny as cancer. Especially if copious amount of emoticons are used. "Then, turn right at the corner (Not Albuquerque!! ;) and you'll come up to an old man (Grandpa!? ;) who'll tell you that the magic sword costs OVER 9000 er, I mean, 900 coins ^_^;. Don't try stabbing him like the old man in Zelda, I tried. ^_^;;;;)
- Some completely unrelated quote at the end. Bonus points if the author quotes himself, even more if ^_- or ;) is appended at the end to try to convince you that the author is self-aware of his or her grating stupidity. Don't be fooled.
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It could prove to be great reaction image fodder