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  • I'm pretty ashamed of everything I did on TvT earlier than six months ago.

    I do this weird thing where I'll remember something stupid I said and be like "shit why did i say that" under my breath. It happens at least thirty times a day.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Everyone grows and changes over the course of 2 years.

    I'm a radically different person than I was, and I'll probably be even less stupid another 2 years from now.
  • edited 2013-02-24 19:27:50
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i went back and read some of my old posts on IJBM today out of curiosity, which was a definite mistake.  i sounded like such a douche.

    i wish i was a radically different person from the person i used to be, but i haven't changed as much as i'd have liked.
  • so speaking of embarrassing

    is there anything embarrassing about working as a bagger at fifteen?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i wouldn't have said so.
  • edited 2013-02-24 19:29:47

    Kexruct said:

    so speaking of embarrassing


    is there anything embarrassing about working as a bagger at fifteen?
    you will suffer eternal shame and humiliation


    you will be an outcast, even amongst the dregs of society


    you will die sad, intoxicated and alone and be buried in a potter's field


    but other than that not really
  • I really, really hate grocery stores because of my social anxiety.

    But I also need money, so I guess I'll just swallow my pride.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I worked as a bagger when I was 18. It was constant suffering and torment.

    Don't let that stop ya, though!
  • i was a dishwasher at my dad's old place


    and like i've never had another job and i'm really nervous to apply at the target down the road due to my perpetual congenital cowardice
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In other news, two years ago today Jumpingzombie told us this timeless story
    THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
  • I worked as a bagger when I was 18. It was constant suffering and torment.

    Don't let that stop ya, though!

    you should have gotten a job bagging boobs


    or something involving listening to drone metal
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    To get around your social anxiety wear a beaglepuss and speak in an overly exaggerated Canadian accent.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I didn't listen to drone metal then.

    Also, where can you get a job bagging boobs? I'd apply yesterday.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, after JZ told us the above story, Anonus was drunk and lusting for Tzetze's muscled arms
  •  muscled arms

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • so i was just talking about stupid embarrassing posts

    well

    i just did one
  • Kexruct said:

    so i was just talking about stupid embarrassing posts


    well

    i just did one
    HON HON HON HON
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    The plan was to give you an embarrasing post

    AND YOU

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    GOT ONE.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Naney will be happy to know that I have wimpy thin girl arms
  • edited 2013-02-24 19:55:42
    references

    i'm applying to be a bagger
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    references aren't that big of a deal for a bagger position

    just use your aunts or uncles or something
  • can't use relatives
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:

    can't use relatives

    Use the ones who don't have the same last name as you. Trust me, they won't go investigating or anything. If you were applying for a job with the government that had a secret clearance or high up in a major corporation, they would.  For a bagging job, they won't
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    neighbours

    school teachers

    pastor or doctor maybe?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It kinda worries me that when i next apply for a job i don't think i have any professional references i can actually use.
  • OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNKY SHISH
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Rejected spambot names: LayneCash, JaniceBol, RoyalHold.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    so semi-coherent story concept

    Kinda toying this idea in my head about two suburban teens who have to live with [uncaring relative] in this creepy old Victorian house, but i don't want to go down the A Series of Unfortunate Events/Harry Potter dead parents route and i can't figure any other reason for this to happen that makes plausible sense.

    Anyone have any ideas?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    (besides 'why the hell would the world need another children's story about suburban teens in an unfamiliar setting' to which i have no answer)
  • edited 2013-02-24 20:13:36
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Abusive Parents/Kids get lost and picked up by x/Parents bet kids in poker game and lose/Gypsy Magic/Prophecy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    a wizard did it
  • i'm applying to be a bagger

    why do i have to provide every address i've ever lived at and do an elaborate personality test
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Kinda want to avoid anything that could evoke human trafficking or child abduction.

    Others could work though. Hm.  Thanks for the ideas.

    @ Kex: it is one of the great mysteries of life

    On the bright side i guess it's preparation for when you apply for the job you want.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    a8 said:

    so semi-coherent story concept

    Kinda toying this idea in my head about two suburban teens who have to live with [uncaring relative] in this creepy old Victorian house, but i don't want to go down the A Series of Unfortunate Events/Harry Potter dead parents route and i can't figure any other reason for this to happen that makes plausible sense.

    Anyone have any ideas?

    Well let's see. If I was going to tell a story via this setting, I would have it so several rooms in the house revert to a specific time period at random times in the week and this would create a separation of the two teens for a time being, where one is in (for instance) the 1920's while the other is in the late 60's. During these times the characters could run across a younger, nicer person than the uncaring relative came to be. The limitations would be that the rooms in the house can only project back to a time when the house actually existed. If the house is only 100 years old, that leaves a lot of room for storytelling.

    Now, if I was this idea, I wouldn't go the Back To The Future/Saturday morning cartoon route where the character's actions actually set the future straight and happily ever after. In fact I wouldn't have any of that crap at all, I would attempt to immerse the characters in the period and have them find out things there about their current predicament in the present. 
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Also is it gonna be a serious story or a comedic one? Because that can bring some interesting differences.
  • a8 said:

    so semi-coherent story concept

    Kinda toying this idea in my head about two suburban teens who have to live with [uncaring relative] in this creepy old Victorian house, but i don't want to go down the A Series of Unfortunate Events/Harry Potter dead parents route and i can't figure any other reason for this to happen that makes plausible sense.

    Anyone have any ideas?

    Well let's see. If I was going to tell a story via this setting, I would have it so several rooms in the house revert to a specific time period at random times in the week and this would create a separation of the two teens for a time being, where one is in (for instance) the 1920's while the other is in the late 60's. During these times the characters could run across a younger, nicer person than the uncaring relative came to be. The limitations would be that the rooms in the house can only project back to a time when the house actually existed. If the house is only 100 years old, that leaves a lot of room for storytelling.

    Now, if I was this idea, I wouldn't go the Back To The Future/Saturday morning cartoon route where the character's actions actually set the future straight and happily ever after. In fact I wouldn't have any of that crap at all, I would attempt to immerse the characters in the period and have them find out things there about their current predicament in the present. 
    this is beautiful
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    That sounds like the perfect set up for an Adventure Game with time shenanigan puzzles
  • edited 2013-02-24 20:31:28
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was thinking comedic but not exclusively so.  Lighthearted, i guess.

    Also, my fault for poor wording, but it's not a story about time travel.  The house is Victorian, its occupants aren't.  Although i wanted to keep temporal/spatial identifiers vague in any case.

    i mean, it's a clever concept, it's just not the story i wanted to tell.
  • LWLW
    edited 2013-02-24 20:35:10

    Kexruct,
    I'm pretty ashamed of everything I did on TvT earlier than six months ago.

    I do this weird thing where I'll remember something stupid I said and be like "why did i say that" under my breath. It happens at least thirty times a day.


    Embarrassing stuff is hard to let go, but I think Deathonabun makes a good point. Everybody makes mistakes (even if it might not seem like it) and trying to keep the positive things from your past and the lessons you have learned seems more useful to me than reminding yourself of something silly you did, especially when odds are that most people already forgot about it.

    a8,
    i went back and read some of my old posts on IJBM today out of curiosity, which was a definite mistake.

    i wish i was a radically different person from the person i used to be, but i haven't changed as much as i'd have liked.


    Even if I withhold my judgment on that first part, I am not sure if looking at isolated internet posts are a good measure of personal development anyway. Plus, there might be some confirmation bias to that. You may have focused more on the stuff that you link to negative parts of yourself today than the differences. That is just a guess though, I could be wrong.

    I feel like a big part of personal improvement is believing that you can change too. To the extent that old internet posts make that harder, I would try to steer away from them.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    a8 said:



    Also, my fault for poor wording, but it's not a story about time travel. 

    That's just something off the top of my head, because personally I'd find it fascinating to take a step back in the same house for a few decades. Another thing that could work is going off of Graceland for such a house and having each room themed, or each given a peculiar personality made manifest somehow. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've sometimes thought of writing a novel with a very long time span but within a very limited space. For example, the same small house over a period of a century or more.

    Not sure why this interests me, aside from the obvious emphasis on time.
  • dude let his nephew pick his b-day party theme

    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    get centie there

    she'd like it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's a Death shirt.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Just sayin'
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Temperature dropped 30F in 3 hours

    Blizzard rolling in

    here's hoping it causes a mess, I'd like my Chinese test canceled tomorrow morning, thanks
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Someday I shall purchase Time Warner

    Once their financial state deteriorates enough
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Someday I shall purchase Time Warner


    Once their financial state deteriorates enough
    They survived Atari

    So, I wouldn't hold your breath for this one 
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