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  • Kexruct said:

    I remember at one point I saw someone on TvT with a signature that said if Jesus came back he'd be waiting with wood and nails.


    I just...

    what?! How do I even respond to someone that stupid?
    grab the brim of his fedora and pull down sharply.
  • Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    religions are gay and i don't believe in magical sky people because i am truly enlightened by science

    /fedoraandasonicthehedgehogshirt
    i still can't get over the fact that the sonic t-shirt was the worst part of his ensemble.
  • Naney said:

    Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    religions are gay and i don't believe in magical sky people because i am truly enlightened by science

    /fedoraandasonicthehedgehogshirt
    i still can't get over the fact that the sonic t-shirt was the worst part of his ensemble.
    I saw that picture and I just

    "THIS IS YOU r/atheism, YOU ARE HIM"
  • wait

    now i feel like a hypocrite

    because i really hate it when people make fun of other people's fashion

    because fashion is stupid either way
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Fashion isn't stupid.

    There are many stupid fashions and stupid things about the fashion industry, but fashion is not stupid.

    The extent to which people's fashion choices are taken as indicative of their character does bother me, however.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Justice42 said:

    Regarding Islam and Jesus:


    The Muslims are down with the J-man. He's considered a prophet, not a divine son, but he's still monumentally important to the religion. 

    Just a heads up, if Jesus came back, Muslims would be amoung the last people to do him harm as, like Christianity, this means it's Judgement day  bitches, and time to be on your best behavior. 

    So unless that person's version of Islam is SO warped he's going completely against scripture, probably not a Muslim.
    i was thinking less that he might be a Muslim and more that he might be an idiot participating in an ostensibly pro-Muslim protest.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    look it's just a cold hard fact of life that sonic shirts and fedoras do not fucking mix

    ever


  • edited 2013-02-24 13:44:32
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Obviously.

    i was talking in general.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Apparently the PS4 won't be backwards compatible with the past PS systems. That sucks. :/
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    other things that do not mix:

    oil and water

    chocolate and champagne

    hipsters and humans 
  • it's a cold hard fact that ill-draping sonic shirts with checker patterns do not mix with anything.


    i mean, that jacket could look nice on another person, and the jeans are fine, and i guess the fedora could look acceptable on somebody.


    but that shirt is an abomination.
  • do you know any hipsters
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney said:

    do you know any hipsters

    why, are you some sort of hipster expert
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Money, money, money
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Well, I promised myself I'd spend the rest of the day working on math

    Damn I was on a roll drawing, too
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Kexruct said:

    Naney said:

    religions are gay and i don't believe in magical sky people because i am truly enlightened by science

    /fedoraandasonicthehedgehogshirt
    Best thing I read all morning.
  • I know the guy who runs this site.

    He's as pleasant to talk to as you would imagine.

    Actually he's a fairly cool guy, just don't talk to him about religion.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I don't guess that any of you are geometry superstars, are you 
  • I failed Geometry last year, but I did a great job in summer school.

    So... maybe?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I know the guy who runs this site.

    He's as pleasant to talk to as you would imagine.

    Actually he's a fairly cool guy, just don't talk to him about religion.
    ahahahah

    Christians represent only one theological viewpoint and it is thus inappropriate to cater solely to them.

    He's right about how it's inappropriate to cater to one religion but I have news for him: every single religion represents only one theological viewpoint. That's how religion works. 



    Oh hey there's more


    Hotels should not impose this vile and tasteless book on their guests, nor should they make this repugnant material available to children.

    1. People don't have to pick up and read said book
    2. Speaking as a Christian myself, even the most bored child would be hard pressed to pick up a KJV and read it, much less understand it 

    The Gideons have a budget of around $100m and use that to strong-arm their theological viewpoint on the rest of the world.

    OH GODDESS THEY PUT A BIBLE IN MY ROOM

    I AM BEING FORCED TO ACCEPT PATRIARCHAL MONOTHEISM BECAUSE OF IT

    SEND HALP AND RAVEN SILVERMOON'S TEEN WICCAN GUIDE STAT
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Roosevelt () 2013-02-24 07:20:35
    {I want to {see new threads|follow the discussion|be part here|see new additions|access all parts|contibute|say something|reply to a thread|reply to a user|message a user|contact a user|read everything}.

    I like it when the names and e-mails are good.


    Also if you think it's worth your time to get hotels to remove a book from your room you'd never even so much as pick-up anyways, you officially have too much time on your hands and are kind of a jerk for forcing other people to involve themselves with your madness.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    MY KIDS READ THE BIBLE IN A HOTEL AND NOW THEY WON'T STOP STONING ADULTERERS! WHY WEREN'T MY REQUESTS HEADED?! 
  • I had the highest score in Geometry the year that I took it, but that was four years ago.

    I can take a shot at it.
  • OH GODDESS THEY PUT A BIBLE IN MY ROOM
    I AM BEING FORCED TO ACCEPT PATRIARCHAL MONOTHEISM BECAUSE OF IT

    SEND HALP AND RAVEN SILVERMOON'S TEEN WICCAN GUIDE STAT
    He actually hates all religion.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yarrun said:

    I had the highest score in Geometry the year that I took it, but that was four years ago.

    I can take a shot at it.

    well right now I'm going over proofs and stuff to prepare for an exam

    He's pretty much given us what will be on the exam, but I just need to invest time sinking this shit into my brain

    if I do have a question I'll ask you and Kexruct
  • i too am competent at geometry for what it is worth
  • i was incredulous when I learned of religion, but i have come to accept that it is a thing that people do.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Naney said:

    i was incredulous when I learned of religion, but i have come to accept that it is a thing that people do.

    Yay!

    *Hangs a random person to curry favor with Odin*
  • Man, that Geometry Medallion used to be my crowning achievement in life.

    Most of the other awards were taken by the smartest girl in school (I'm pretty sure she's going to an Ivy League school right now), so having that award gave me a claim to being a god among mankind.

    Ah, the innocence of 9th grade.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney said:

    i too am competent at geometry for what it is worth

    I should have asked you guys for help on how to do high school style proofs from the very beginning

    I've done terrible on this homework he's given us because he's asked for high school style proofs and I never got past basic math in high school, all my practical knowledge in math came from university 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    One thing I have done is write down (literally) every thing he has stated in class. These past 8 days of class have filled up 60 pages of notebook, not kidding. Anyway, I've written down every sekrit clue he's given out regarding the first exam and what will be on it:

    • The definition of 'between': that is, the point b is between a and c if ba + bc = a+c or somesuch. 
    • Stating the plane separation postulate (should be easy enough)
    • Using the parallel postulate to prove the angles of a triangle are 180
    • At least 3 statements that are equivalent to the Parallel Postulate (again, easy)
    • Historical significance of the Parallel Postulate (easy)
    • Prove the Pythagoram Theorem (easy, I have this written down)
    • Maybe 1-2 High School style proofs that could be anything. (Not so easy for me) 

    Oh boy
  • ow ow ow my foot hurts for some reason

    i didn't bump into anything though
  • Kexruct said:

    ow ow ow my foot hurts for some reason


    i didn't bump into anything though
    it's foot cancer
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Kexruct said:

    ow ow ow my foot hurts for some reason


    i didn't bump into anything though
    Is it like an aching sensation that's particularly acute on the sole?

    Because if so i occasionally get that.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I like how the anti-fur thread is now "Everyone posts bunnies while Justice flips his shit every other post."
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Prove that if a line parallel to one side of a triangle intersects the other two sides in different points, then it cuts off segments that are proportional to the sides of the triangle. 

    Well okay then 
  • Alright, such a line segment would create two similar triangles. One will be the original triangle and the other will be the triangle created by the new line segment. As they are similar, their sides will be proportional. That should prove that that statement is true.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yarrun said:

    Alright, such a line segment would create two similar triangles. One will be the original triangle and the other will be the triangle created by the new line segment. As they are similar, their sides will be proportional. That should prove that that statement is true.

    No, it wouldn't create two other triangles -- here's what I'm going from the question:

    image
  • edited 2013-02-24 15:34:42

    So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    BREAKING NEWS the guy who made the Dalek, Ray Cusick, dead at 84

    EXTERMINATE joke goes here. No more EXTERMINATE jokes folks, you've been beaten to the punch, nothing to see here, carry on and have a nice day
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yarrun said:

    No, no, it's two triangles. See?




    .....oh

    well then
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Waterloo
  • i mean there are FUCKING TICKLE FIGHTS

    and DRESS UP YOUR KITTEN WITH TONS OF OUTFITS
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    tickle fights and dressing up things in outfits

    if I didn't know any better I'd think you're going heteronormative on us 
  • i am incredibly bored


    also my digital imaging assignments are literally all exactly the same things i did in a similar class two years ago and i can't quite bring myself to do them because it is a waste of time
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    digital imaging?
  • i have this shitty course in web design and basic photoshop skills at the local community college


    i was not told beforehand that the course would consist over learning an outdated version of dreamweaver and an exact replica of a course i took two years back crammed into one as taught by a man who plays really awful pop country all class long.


    fuckin' school district
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