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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    That's not the proper way to pluralize Feets.  Foot.  Two foot, Feet.  Two feet, Feets.  Two Feets, one Feetses.
  • no i mean deformed infant human beings


    like birth defects and stuff
  • oh yeah Ava's Demon update check it out
  • edited 2013-02-21 13:44:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ^^ You mean like Louis XIV, who was born with two fully formed front teeth that were unusually pointy?

    Or do you mean maybe like Louis XIII, who had 64 teeth; two rows of teeth on the top, and two rows of teeth on the bottom; if a baby was born like that?

    Or do you mean like Charles V, whose lower jaw was so long that he had trouble chewing his food and later needed an interpreter to interpret his speech?
  • edited 2013-02-21 13:46:54

    yeah sure let's go with that

    v Yeah more like that
  • edited 2013-02-21 13:46:46
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Or do you mean like the thousands of horribly deformed babies that resulted from the use of Agent Orange and the other colored agents in Cambodial, Laos, and Vietnam?  Like, those ones with two heads; or those with legs where arms should be, or those ones I can't remember because I have made a concerted effort not to remember?

    Yeah, I agree with you ^ here.  Let's go with that.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh yeah, Genealogy for the win!

    Sorry that the person who wrote that had to be descended from a soapy slimebag like Duke William of Normandy, but that's the way it goes.

    -In case you can't tell, I've always been wholeheartedly a fan of the Godwinsons, especially Harold Godwinson-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz_ said:

    Or do you mean maybe like Louis XIII, who had 64 teeth; two rows of teeth on the top, and two rows of teeth on the bottom; if a baby was born like that?

    was this actually a thing
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Wow, quite a bit of I-55 and I-10 in Louisiana were built on huge causeways, at least one of which (over the Atchafalaya swamp) is one of the longest bridges in the world.
  • in the past I was once transformed into a grotesque Crow faced monster with a sword in my chest, and reading this has really triggered me
  • image

    From bad to worse.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Tre: Yikes. That's a Worst of 2013 nominee there, and we're not even out of February yet.


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I rememebr I had a dream once where I was supposedly in southeastern Virginia, but the roads were all on decks and there were huge stretches of freeway built on causeways. There's nothing like that in the actual Hampton Roads area (unless you count the Bridge-Tunnel), but these causeways in Louisiana seem to qualify pretty well. (Then again, I think I was extrapolating from old maps of Baltimore, of all places, where there is indeed an interchange almost entirely on the water.)
  • edited 2013-02-21 14:38:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Imipolex, yes, that is a thing.  It's been verified; we have the man's skeleton and skull, with it's double rows of teeth.  Not the teeth, actually, but the bone structure of the double rows. 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    LET'S HAVE A ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT

    LET'S HAVE A ROCK AND ROLL FIGHT

    I'M JUST A ROCK AND ROLL MAN

    WE'RE JUST A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
  • rock and roll is dead
  • edited 2013-02-21 14:42:37
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    and as always, Pitchfork is to blame.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I basically just feel like people who don't agree with me are biased toward not agreeing with me, and it's really negatively impacting the quality of discussion. Can the hivemind, which I hate and oppose because it's so biased, please support me on this?


    • ...And even when your hope is gone
      move along, move along, just to make it through
      (2015 self)
      I support you on this.
    • My dreams exceed my real life
      Religion is so dumb it thinks corroboration is confirmation, allowing a Bayesian that doesn't suffer from a Dutch book argument to assign a probability above .5 to the degree of willingness to bet that the Christian god exists basedsolely on their posteriors, but requiring no controversial priors! HAHA!
    • We can do anything if we do it together.
      I disagree with you, because the hivemind told me to do so.
    • i am watching adventure time


      it seems


      odd
    • My dreams exceed my real life
      I don't think it's ok, unless animals are like computers, in which case they have qualia and Thomas Nagel and are ethics really things anyway?
    • We can do anything if we do it together.
    • My dreams exceed my real life
      I can remember the day it "hit" me like I can remember my marriage, or 9-11. I felt sick to my stomach and was shaking all night. It was when i was reading "The DaVinci Code", chapter 51 when Teabing was saying that Jesus was just a man and nothing else and he wasn't divine. For some reason, it hit me. I went down stairs on the computer and typed in google "atheism", read some articles from actual atheists (ebon musings, American Atheists etc) from that point on, I went to the bookstore and bought End of Faith from Sam Harris and my whole world opened up. My mom even said that within one month I sounded more intelligent over the phone and my family (wife and teenagers) said that I had become more tolerable and laid back. I was 35 years old back then.
    • it's like a dream


      with like how the characters act and the internal logic of how things work and stuff


      it's really cool


      i think i will watch more of this
    • Touch the cow. Do it now.
      Aliroz_ said:

      Imipolex, yes, that is a thing.  It's been verified; we have the man's skeleton and skull, with it's double rows of teeth.  Not the teeth, actually, but the bone structure of the double rows. 

      Well all right then. I must remember that.
    • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
      Fuck YOU I can't eat all these apples
    • stephen tyrone colbert pines
    • Touch the cow. Do it now.
      yo applejack
    • TreTre
      edited 2013-02-21 15:06:01
      image
      y'alright?
    • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
      Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!
    • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
      You know, "I'm hilarious!" "That's debatable." has become one of those things my siblings and I say all the time now.
    • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
      lee4hmz said:

      Wow, quite a bit of I-55 and I-10 in Louisiana were built on huge causeways, at least one of which (over the Atchafalaya swamp) is one of the longest bridges in the world.

      Let me tell you about that fucking stretch of I-10

      During year of truck driving before I enlisted, I was going down that fucking piece of shit highway where every 100 feet BA-BUMP

      BA-BUMP 

      BA-BUMP

      in my Freightliner classic, on top bunk, I had a 20" sony TV strapped down up there. That fucking highway caused that TV to come loose and crashing down behind me all KA FUCKING BOOM

      the TV actually survived, but the case was cracked. Anyway fuck Louisiana and fuck the I-10 
    • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
      image
    • water


      orange slices


      help rehydrate
    • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
      Forsythe: Sounds about right. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel is built the same way, and you can definitely feel the bumps.
    • Naney said:

      water



      orange slices


      help rehydrate
      Business Time?
    • also now i want oranges
    • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
      giant corporations
    • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
      The female of what animal is known as the vixen?

      Praying mantis!
    • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
      GODDAMMIT AAAAAAA
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