The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-02-15 20:45:46
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CONSTABULATORY BOUNDARY – PLEASE REFRAIN FROM INTRUDING, GOOD SIR
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tire swing
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    post
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • tire swing on a post
  • sausage inna bun
  • millennium hand and shrimp i tole em
  • cyanide and happiness 
  • ennui and more ennui
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Spoiler:
    I have a desire to stand up in my bedroom and pretend to direct traffic.

    I'm such a dork.
  • edited 2013-02-15 21:05:01
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Why are you posting about that when you could be doing it right this moment?

    i am completely normal and not making a fool of myself at all.
  • i sure do seem to be using the word ennui a lot
  • a8 said:

    Why are you posting about that when you could be doing it right this moment?

    i am completely normal and not making a fool of myself at all.

    for a second i thought you were talking about me and my homework situation
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    no there are perfectly understandable reasons for not wanting to do homework

    that said you probably should do it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the castle of ominous music
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what if i sat here doing fuck all until morning and then bought a bottle of expensive whiskey and consumed all of it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    >news media acting like autism is a terminal disease

    wonderful >_>
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what news media said this
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    tell me that i may slay them
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    slay or smite

    which sounds more impressive
  • edited 2013-02-15 21:23:04
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I was looking for a decent-quality copy of the new Fox O&O open (the ones I saw of WFLD and WJBK were camcordered off of TVs and weren't using the cut of the OSI Fox station music package I was thinking of), and this doesn't seem to have it (not at the point I'm at anyway) but still

    ^Slay
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'd say smite, personally.

    *takes ABC-Ride for a joyride*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAR D:<
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *crashes into a lamppost*

    Sorry, honey, you say something?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    :(

    ABC-Ride is broken...

    ROBOTS! FIX MY CAR!

    Sometimes I wonder if I'm equipped to fix the ABC network's mediocrity
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *repairs the car by hand, with a little help from Princess Magic™*

    Sorry 'bout that.

    Mediocrity?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "smite" seems a bit archaic, I think. "slay" is more immediate, hence why that band is called "Slayer" rather than "Smiter"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Slayer is certainly a better band name.

    Two votes to one, slay it is then
  • edited 2013-02-15 21:36:19
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    it's okay

    ABC's stubbornly in third place, and it pursues a female-focused strategy that doesn't do it many favors competing with the other three major networks.

    Admittedly I rarely pay attention to it and don't watch it very often so schedule shuffling might not be my forte

    Someone on TV by the Numbers suggested putting Malibu Country and Nashville together because both are country-themed (MC stars Reba McEntire and Nashville makes country music a central point)

    There's been suggestions of pairing a laugh track show with one without a laugh track which I'm not sure would work
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i should like i dunno stop

    i want to talk to someone irl but it's half two in the morning
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Anonus said:

    it pursues a female-focused strategy that doesn't do it many favors competing with the other three major networks.

    i have wondered about this

    there has to be an audience for this

    i question whether networks need to compete with one another directly
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I question whether networks should exist
  • edited 2013-02-15 21:43:09
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    a8 said:

    Anonus said:

    it pursues a female-focused strategy that doesn't do it many favors competing with the other three major networks.

    i have wondered about this

    there has to be an audience for this

    i question whether networks need to compete with one another directly
    That's how it usually is, but the TV playing field is mostly comprised of over-the-air and cable networks now

    ABC has to compete with cable too (even though IRL their corporate siblings include cable channels ESPN, Disney Channel, and ABC Family, all very popular)

    Granted their shows still draw large audiences but most often they get compared with CBS, Fox, and NBC

    As of now the dominant network is CBS, with Fox in second, ABC in third, NBC in fourth, and relative newcomer The CW (the result of a merger between the money-losing UPN and WB networks) in fifth, though The CW aims its shows at a younger, more female audience than the other networks
  • edited 2013-02-15 21:44:40
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^  they probably shouldn't

    they are all SHIT

    much like the internet
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the internet is more interactive, which in my opinion makes it better than TV. Also has a wider range of content. And it's good for downloading stuff like games and music and porn

    No one asked my opinion
  • edited 2013-02-15 21:46:12
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ oh, so i guess ABC's current approach is not really much of a strategy in the current climate
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have gotten more entertainment out of doctor who than the internet, probably

    i am not sure how to gauge this
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, The CW is half-owned by CBS, with the other half owned by Time Warner (the "C" is for CBS and the "W" for Warner Bros.)

    I think that The CW would do better were it a cable channel instead of an over-the-air network; the over-the-air networks are aimed at a more general audience than niche-friendly cable channels
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have a potato
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is it baked?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    a8 said:

    i want to talk to someone irl but it's half two in the morning

    I've been there.

    My brother gets the short end of the stick sometimes because he's often the first person I have contact with for hours after I wake up, so I end up rambling about whatever's on my mind on the drive home from his school.
  • i missed GF's half-season premiere

    frak
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So did I

    I DVR'd it at least
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I recorded it because I figured Anonus wouldn't want me to watch it without him.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    Is it baked?

    totally, dude
  • edited 2013-02-15 22:01:51
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I recorded it because I figured Anonus wouldn't want me to watch it without him.

    i'm not sure i'd mind if you did


    Anonus said:

    Is it baked?

    totally, dude
    whee
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    what do you get when you eat all the potatoes
  • i crave peanut butter and chocolate

    i had some peanut butter patties but it wasn't enough

    time to raid the candy bag
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    what do you get when you eat all the potatoes

    you get to join the Illuminati
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