Snarky Aliroz: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME AND I DON'T HAVE TO STEER
Depressed Aliroz: I am sorry for being too much. I know I'm a drain on everybody.
Literal-minded Aliroz: But shouldn't we all make the same footprints? That way, a plaster mold of my footprints should make a good track; and you'd be able to keep that track of all of us. Also, there are no "i"'s in "a8".
Snobbish Aliroz Really, that's your plural for "Aliroz"?
Cheerful Aliroz: The More The Merrier! The More, the Merrier! Get a load of this! Get a load of this, hedgehog! -pretends to be Dr. Robotnik-
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
FreeMyApps has an app that would get me a dollar for Amazon instantly if I download it, and I'm trying to get enough Amazon cash to negate the price of a thing I want to buy there
but
the app's a downloadable ad for lube
I don't have a clue whether I should get it or not because FMA uses my iTunes accounts and if I download the lube app on the family account it'll show up on my parents' phones
and if I get it personally on my own account, I still run the risk of it showing up in my iTunes library and etc
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The bad: The battery life is disappointing, and more ports would be nice. The 64GB model barely has any free storage. It costs as much as a regular laptop, especially because the cool keyboard cover isn't included by default.
The bottom line: The Surface Pro's gutsy design successfully reinvents the Windows 8 laptop by cramming an ultrabook experience into the body of a 10-inch tablet. Those wanting to go all-in on the tablet experience won't regret buying the Surface Pro, but we're holding out for a future, more polished generation of the device.
why would that of all things give you Amazon money
Here's how it works: you download whatever app FMA's promoting to your phone, run it for 30 seconds, and then FMA gives you points for doing that. Get enough points and you can exchange them for real money on Amazon or the App Store, Xbox Live, Groupon, etc.
It just so happens that today's best offer involves an app for lube.
Also the Surface (RT and Pro) is pretty but it's hella expensive and Windows 8 hasn't proven itself to app developers just yet, which sucks because I personally like the idea of it
I'd get one if I were shopping for a tablet and money wasn't an object, but I'm not in either of those camps
why would that of all things give you Amazon money
Here's how it works: you download whatever app FMA's promoting to your phone, run it for 30 seconds, and then FMA gives you points for doing that. Get enough points and you can exchange them for real money on Amazon or the App Store, Xbox Live, Groupon, etc.
It just so happens that today's best offer involves an app for lube.
Do it really quickly, delete all the evidence you can. Alternatively, just explain to your parents why you bought an app for lube. I'm sure they'll be understanding if you're doing it for the purpose of SAVINGS.
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Depressed Aliroz: You don't want to hear anything I have to say.
Literal-minded Aliroz: what kind of emoticon is (*pokes the heap*)?
Snobbish Aliroz: Put on a hat, and then maybe we'll talk.
Cheerful Aliroz: Hi, Naney! How are you doing?
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Depressed Aliroz: I am sorry for being too much. I know I'm a drain on everybody.
Literal-minded Aliroz: But shouldn't we all make the same footprints? That way, a plaster mold of my footprints should make a good track; and you'd be able to keep that track of all of us. Also, there are no "i"'s in "a8".
Snobbish Aliroz Really, that's your plural for "Aliroz"?
Cheerful Aliroz: The More The Merrier! The More, the Merrier! Get a load of this! Get a load of this, hedgehog! -pretends to be Dr. Robotnik-
Trickster
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But i won't look. You can't make me.
Hi Ace.
In future i will know better, then.
May or may not nap, so.
FreeMyApps has an app that would get me a dollar for Amazon instantly if I download it, and I'm trying to get enough Amazon cash to negate the price of a thing I want to buy there
but
the app's a downloadable ad for lube
I don't have a clue whether I should get it or not because FMA uses my iTunes accounts and if I download the lube app on the family account it'll show up on my parents' phones
and if I get it personally on my own account, I still run the risk of it showing up in my iTunes library and etc
TLDR god this is awkward
It just so happens that today's best offer involves an app for lube.
I'd get one if I were shopping for a tablet and money wasn't an object, but I'm not in either of those camps
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
non imaginary tablets and "it looks cool" isnt a justification because it looks cool, but if you use one you look like a douche
if you re buying it purely to place in your home as an art object then i can get behind that.
not merzbuddah
not merzdub
what are you doing