You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Professor Fartsparkles will explain, but first I must wake him from his TIME NAP
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Thought: what if this reality is just a practice run, to adequately prepare us for when our real realities begin?
That would explain why a human lifetime is so short. It's just a tutorial level!
If this was a tutorial level, the writers responsible for it would be fired.
For one thing, you shouldn't let a player leave the tutorial until you're sure they know what to do. Also, you don't give the player this level of free reign until after the tutorial starts. And you have to make tutorials clear. It's not like they even make manuals anymore, so the player has nothing to fall back on if they don't understand the tutorial.
Heck, if I had to play a tutorial for a straight year before I learn the basic movement controls, I'd shove it back into the maw of the soulless corporation that sold it to me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Perhaps not a "tutorial" in the strictest sense, but a sandbox of sorts.
They drop you in this reality and cut you loose. You then have one human lifetime to figure out how to live a life. How you spend that lifetime is your choice...the only purpose is to give you a chance to prepare yourself, so you have some experience living by the time you're dropped in your next reality.
(This was a thought that popped into my head as I was waking up from a nap with a traffic signal shining in my face, so it's not the most coherent idea.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know what I don't understand? ODOT putting green lights on the back of their snowplows.
Did somebody over in the Hilltop forget that green means go?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The idea seem to be to draw other drivers' attention by showing a color of flashing light that you wouldn't expect on most vehicles...'cause let's face it, everybody stopped paying attention to amber lights long ago.
I can't help but wonder, though: did they account for the novelty factor? Sure, it might be more effective now because it draws people's attention, but fast forward 10 years to when every plow in the state's running green strobes...will anyone still notice?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
What would happen if I combined artificial sweetener, spices that were past their sell-by date, and 90% of all nice things?
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By eck
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
twilight Sparkle
Applejack
flutTershy
rArity
piNkie pie
...crap, forgot Dash
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
If this was a tutorial level, the writers responsible for it would be fired.
For one thing, you shouldn't let a player leave the tutorial until you're sure they know what to do. Also, you don't give the player this level of free reign until after the tutorial starts. And you have to make tutorials clear. It's not like they even make manuals anymore, so the player has nothing to fall back on if they don't understand the tutorial.
Heck, if I had to play a tutorial for a straight year before I learn the basic movement controls, I'd shove it back into the maw of the soulless corporation that sold it to me.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
You would probably get Teamo Supremo :P
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