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Misery · 2013-02-03 04:07:15

touhoukinz

tom nook is one

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-03 04:07:26

Two Face said:
touhoussssss

*Touhoes

*Bullet Bitches

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:09:39

Rainbow Dash now drinks power-aid.

Pretty exclusively in fact, like...instead of water.

Rarirty will do this with starbucks coffee

Applejack with Miller High Life.

Pinkie Pie with Mt. Dew

And Twilight Sparkle will do this with 5-hour energy drinks.

Also, Fluttershy pretty much only eats at Outback Steakhouses.

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:10:50

I thought Fluttershy would be a vegetarian or something.

Anyway where is Amberco Signature Brew in here? It's Capital Cities Industries's made-up made-up beer, after all, and CCI owns ABC Inc owns half of The Hub!

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:12:17

Spike is constantly getting take-out from Pappa Murphy's

I thought Fluttershy would be a vegetarian or something.

Pffft, like Whole Foods is going to cough up that kind of money!

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:12:52

fluttershy the hippie

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:13:11

fluttershy's eating habits are determined by whatever's the most lucrative sponsorship deal

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:13:19

Whole Foods, those motherfuckers bought out Wild Oats and retired its brand name

Colorado businesses gotta stand up for one another, y'know

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 04:13:21

Why am I imagining Twilight Sparkle driving a Chrysler?

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:13:25

also she is the CEO of trader joes now

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:14:14

Also...more ethnic ponies.

They'll be a school girl pony who dresses in Japanese uniforms and a Chinese pony with squinty eyes and buck-teeth. The Mexican pony will be constantly sleepy.

Parents will eat it up, they love kids learning about all this culture shit.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:14:14

Chrysleris

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:15:48

Central Avenue said:
Why am I imagining Twilight Sparkle driving a Chrysler?

Chrysler, what the fuck woman

Twilight is not a Chrysler girl

Rarity would have bought her a Rolls-Royce after marrying her because Twilight is rich

As the controller of The Hub, I demand that the new, Justice and Bobby-helmed MLP:FIM make Rarilight canon

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:16:06

hapx

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:16:40

what

after we've gone to such great lengths to establish rainbow's heterosexuality?

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:17:06

Twilight Sparkle uses computer right? I bet we can have her use a Windows 8 ultra PC with Office 2013 and explain how anyone who uses outdated technology might as well be living in the stone age and is probably being made fun of by all their friends behind their back.

All the ponies then get new PCs and upgrades. We learn a valuable lesson about friendship and keeping up to date on the latest software releases.

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:17:10

pinkity

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:17:14

This is Rarilight, not TwiDash or Rainity

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:17:49

Justice42 said:
Twilight Sparkle uses computer right? I bet we can have her use a Windows 8 ultra PC with Office 2013 and explain how anyone who uses outdated technology might as well be living in the stone age and is probably being made fun of by all their friends behind their back.

All the ponies then get new PCs and upgrades. We learn a valuable lesson about friendship and keeping up to date on the latest software releases.

No OS X or Linux users?

The hell, man

You're missing an opportunity to accept some of Apple's gobs of money

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:18:01

my little computer: technology is awesome

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 04:18:07

Hell, canon Twilight Sparkle is so privileged that it would actually make more sense the other way around, with her buying Rarity a Rolls Royce

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:18:21

a8 said:
what

after we've gone to such great lengths to establish rainbow's heterosexuality?

PARENTS WON'T HAVE IT! THEY ARE FEAR THE GAY AGENDA. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY MAKING SURE IT DOES NOT SHOW UP IN THEIR KIDS SHOWS ABOUT FICTIONAL, TALKING PONIES.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:18:26

'ew gay' - the moms

think of the moms anonus

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:19:00

...I guess it would...

I just figure that Rarity would want to use her newfound riches to pamper her marefriend, even if Twilight would be kind of embarrassed about having a Rolls-Royce

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 04:19:03

Anonus said:

Justice42 said:
Twilight Sparkle uses computer right? I bet we can have her use a Windows 8 ultra PC with Office 2013 and explain how anyone who uses outdated technology might as well be living in the stone age and is probably being made fun of by all their friends behind their back.

All the ponies then get new PCs and upgrades. We learn a valuable lesson about friendship and keeping up to date on the latest software releases.
No OS X or Linux users?

The hell, man

You're missing an opportunity to accept some of Apple's gobs of money

There's no money in Linux, silly.

Unless it happens to be the particular variation known as Android...what phones do the ponies use now?

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:19:34

party like its 9000

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:20:14

a8 said:
'ew gay' - the moms

think of the moms anonus

But ABC Inc is "yeah gay"

ABC Inc will flood every TV in the world with pro-LGBT messages and media

If we get back with Disney we can use the Disney Channel for this shit too, their magic powers would be of much benefit

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:20:40

hep

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:20:58

candle in the city

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:21:19

well applejack has an iphone 5, obviously

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:21:19

The ponies will use AT&T and iPhones until Apple pulls out funding, then they'll use Verizon and Android phones and we'll edit the older episodes so they're using Verizon and Android phones, and say anyone who claims they ever used any other type of phone is committing thought crime.

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:21:24

mr sparkles

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:22:21

"Derpy" will now be called "Smarty Hoves" and is now the most intelligent member of the cast.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:24:00

relatedly, all character flaws have been entirely scrapped

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:24:21

horses in space

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:25:10

Also, at one point, all the characters get changed into earth ponies, and then pegasi, and then unicorns, and we'll make toys and cash cows for each version.

Also, even background characters that where only in the cantina seen for less than a second have elaborate back-stories.

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:27:22

Two Face's avatar made me think about looking forward to Kick-Ass 2

My only problem with it (I haven't watched a trailer yet or anything) is that Universal owns it outright...why do they torment me ;_;

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:30:19

^^ elaborate as in random and machine-generated. We will have a program that churns out character backstories according to a template.

the kids won't notice the difference, they're kids

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 04:30:46

i have delivered so much food to so many gnomes

but still no scarf ;_;

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:35:22

that's one of those posts that would look really weird to somebody who had never heard of video games

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 04:36:32

runescape torments me with its overreliance on randomization.

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 04:42:10

so for this minigame you have to deliver gnomish food to gnomes all over the world

and there are three random factors standing in the way of my getting that scarf

1. only two out of the twenty gnomes give the scarf

2. there are twenty different foods that you can deliver

3. which reward you get for the delivery is both random and determined by how quickly you get there

i managed to get rid of #2 by carrying all twenty types of food with me, but even then i've been going at this for far too long

RocketRunner · 2013-02-03 04:57:34

Anonus said:

Central Avenue said:
Why am I imagining Twilight Sparkle driving a Chrysler?
Chrysler, what the fuck woman

Twilight is not a Chrysler girl

Rarity would have bought her a Rolls-Royce after marrying her because Twilight is rich

As the controller of The Hub, I demand that the new, Justice and Bobby-helmed MLP:FIM make Rarilight canon

What do you have against Chrysler

Misery · 2013-02-03 05:31:03

bawkins

Misery · 2013-02-03 05:31:21

kyunen~

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 06:03:35

If Rainbow Dash was going to have a baby, would she be a pregasus?

Ace Rimmer · 2013-02-03 06:05:21

Hey

Today is a good day because the Tory party is eviscerating itself over gay marriage.

Ace Rimmer · 2013-02-03 06:05:58

Misery · 2013-02-03 06:06:44

bbbz

Misery · 2013-02-03 06:07:13

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