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Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:22:52

or perhaps rainbows

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 03:23:12

This Girl Is On Fire or whatever it's called sounds very... fake. Like, there are songs that are really passionate, really make you feel something, and this song just sounds like its trying to emulate them.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:24:11

BOBBY AND ARE WRITING SEASON FOUR AND THERE'S NOT A GOD DAMN THING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT!

But they can certainly do nothing and not actually use our scripts.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:24:20

Justice42 said:
Now the kids new teacher is Discord.

Also the Mane Six just make cameo appearances...

ruined forever

you wait until my livejournal hears of this

livejournal is still a thing right

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 03:24:50

DIHS

GURL IS AWN FIIIIIYUUUUUR (fiyur)

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:25:53

tbh i totally would watch a show where the cmcs are being taught by discord

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 03:25:54

What is it about my mind that always makes me want to flesh out this kind of silliness?

I imagine the unicorns' police helmets as having a rotating blue emergency light on the top, and a normal forward-facing spotlight on the front.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:26:08

Rainbow Dash has like...five boyfreinds. We were concerned that she wasn't appearing straight enough and that we where losing viewership because the sexual orientation of fictional cartoon ponies is serious business.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:27:10

Actually, everyone has like...five boy friends. Gotta squash any wild mass guessing here.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:27:19

additionally, 'ew gay' is now her official catchphrase

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:27:45

a8 said:
additionally, 'ew gay' is now her official catchphrase

Yes!

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:28:30

Also, it turns out Spike was really Lord English the entire time (but don't tell anyone, that's the big reveal at the end).

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:29:59

My Little Pony: Homosexuality Is an Abomination Unto Common Decency and Children's Television, Polyandry Is What all the Cool Mares are Doing Now

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:30:03

Vinyl Scratch almost ODs on E.

Everyone learns an important lesson about the dangers of drugs and excessive wubbing.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:31:29

The LE scene is accompanied by music lifted directly from the Homestuck bandcamp and we proceed to sell Homestuck-themed MLP merchandise

we don't need to acknowledge Andrew Hussie because he used a picture of Rainbow Dash without permission

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:31:51

and that's why art theft doesn't pay, kids

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:32:12

Thankfully on of her boy friends gets her heart started up by stabbing it with a giant needle full of adrenalin, and Vinyl Scratch reiterates how lucky she is to have a "big,strong, MAN" to look after her.

But to make sure that's not sexist, Luna hulks out and throws a bus at the drug dealer. Who is also Lord English. BUT IS HE FROM THE PAST, OR FUTURE?! WHO KNOWS!

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 03:32:14

Where is Whirly Times in all this?

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 03:32:14

I like writing the lyrics of crappy pop music phonetically

AN EHT FEEL LYHK AHM TOO CLOSE TO LUV YOU WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WHAMP

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:32:52

a8 said:
and that's why art theft doesn't pay, kids

THOSE COPY RIGHTS AREN'T JUST THERE FOR SHOW, PEOPLE!

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-03 03:33:08

Kexruct said:
I like writing the lyrics of crappy pop music phonetically

AN EHT FEEL LYHK AHM TOO CLOSE TO LUV YOU WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WAHMP WHAMP

You got some weird-ass headphones if that's how that song sounds to you.

I mean I realize it's not exactly Beatles, but come on now.

Hexartes · 2013-02-03 03:33:44

okay i admit i exaggerated there

but i stand behind the wahmping.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:34:00

Central Avenue said:
Where is Whirly Times in all this?

He's one of the Boy friends...he is somehow a boy friend to all the ponies.

And then TWhirly Times shows up, and it's very tense because TWhirly Times is mysterious and also red and black. Very hard to resist.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:35:15

Twhirly Times should get his own episode

sometimes they should call him Whirly Times and sometimg Twirly times

the two are rivals

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:35:37

Also, Zecora now speaks in raps and has more of a hip-urban theme to her. That should appeal to the kids more.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-03 03:37:36

Ed your story's gettin' weird.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:38:42

her contract requires her to make an appearance in every musical number, rapping

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:41:30

The new arch villain is "ecc'on omic slump.' He's a weird slime that causes poverty wherever he goes, and the only way to defeat him is to collect all the toys and the magic "cash cows" contained in each one.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:42:47

Season five is pretty much just collecting all the cash cows, we'll start with something small...let's say...151 and then we'll add more generations over time.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-03 03:43:39

I seem to have another tumblr hit on my hands.

I will cop to being confused by this one.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:44:19

We'll make two games that are almost identical, except each one is missing a few cash cows only found in the other one, so kids will have to buy both to collect them all.

Also, we release to multiple systems and make exclusive cash cows for each system.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:46:09

you have to pay $10 to unlock new cash cows

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 03:47:11

Man you people are weird

Not like me, I'm a NORMAL 22-year-old woman who writes about law-enforcing unicorns at 3 AM and believes herself to be a witchcraft-practicing pegasus princess temporarily stuck in the body of a worthless human. v_v

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:47:51

discord wasn't sufficiently marketable so we gave his character design a radical overhaul

he's now a sea pony

Anonus · 2013-02-03 03:49:06

Bobby is a bro for posting TTYD music, so here's some more:

Also hey now, I control The Hub now, better watch what you're doing to my flagship show

>:(

Though really I ought to make Ctrl+Freak Television make some shows, so that The Hub may merchandise them endlessly

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 03:50:11

He decides to bring the whole city underwater and now their are sea pony version of every character that come with the new sea cash cows.

Anonus · 2013-02-03 03:55:53

Do you guys run Hasbro Studios now or something, yeesh. >:(

Anyway, you guys need to make an episode of MLP:FIM where they go to Kmart and praise the Craftsman and/or Binford Tools there

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:57:31

We will definitely incorporate that into one of our scripts

in fact we will be ramping up the product placement in general

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:58:07

and no, of course we don't run Hasbro studios

we're just writing season 4 because we are

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 03:58:24

Will there be any celebrity guest voices?

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:59:07

So i'm thinking we need to bring gilda back

but like, edgier and more violent

until the end of the episode where she comes around after learning the magic of friendship

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 03:59:38

also she's now a sea pony

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:00:01

but she becomes an alicorn

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:00:16

Well, back around the spring/summer of last year I had an episode idea where the mane six were having a picnic and then Pinkie complained about being undervalued and then screamed at the top of her lungs, causing everypony on the planet to turn into a copy of her and then they all had as much fun as they wanted forever

I'm disclosing this because "Too Many Pinkie Pies" rendered this an idea that I no longer wanted to pursue

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:00:31

everypony will be alicorns

Misery · 2013-02-03 04:01:39

touhoussssss

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:03:00

Anonus said:
Well, back around the spring/summer of last year I had an episode idea where the mane six were having a picnic and then Pinkie complained about being undervalued and then screamed at the top of her lungs, causing everypony on the planet to turn into a copy of her and then they all had as much fun as they wanted forever

I'm disclosing this because "Too Many Pinkie Pies" rendered this an idea that I no longer wanted to pursue

it's a nice idea but we will have to consult our legal department in case it's too close to the doctor who story 'the end of time'

who should guest on the show?

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 04:05:05

Also...alicorn versions of cash cows.

Pretty much the same, except each one has wings and a horn.

Anonus · 2013-02-03 04:05:49

a8 said:

Anonus said:
Well, back around the spring/summer of last year I had an episode idea where the mane six were having a picnic and then Pinkie complained about being undervalued and then screamed at the top of her lungs, causing everypony on the planet to turn into a copy of her and then they all had as much fun as they wanted forever

I'm disclosing this because "Too Many Pinkie Pies" rendered this an idea that I no longer wanted to pursue
it's a nice idea but we will have to consult our legal department in case it's too close to the doctor who story 'the end of time'

who should guest on the show?

Stephen Colbert, I guess...

Also I'm thinking about Twilight Sparkle regenerating. "I don't want to go..." ;_;

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 04:07:00

a sad scene

cut short when she regenerates into crystal sea alicorn flutter pinkie.

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