I don't remember Funnyguts feeling very good two years ago...
Well we still talked a lot about depressing things but she was also a really fun and interesting individual who seemed to at least like talking to people.
I don't know. Maybe my perception is just skewed because we sorta lost contact.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Lay's
Grr
You remind me of my ENVY of PepsiCo
Pepsi may be second fiddle to Coke (hell it managed to fall behind Diet Coke and become #3), Tropicana may not be able to match up to Minute Maid, but Frito-Lay...they OWN the bagged chip market
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Though I don't think Powerade's as popular as Gatorade...Quaker's the leading brand of oatmeal, and its place within PepsiCo (aside from "having been bought so that PepsiCo could get Gatorade") seems to be to serve as Frito-Lay's "healthier" counterpart
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Huh...
I must have slept through the part in class where my professor talked about Buddha explaining that people died in fiery bus crashes and got robbed because of pass life transgressions and also that they "totes deserve it"...
Which is odd, because I took probably about three courses that all discussed various aspects of Buddhism...
I must have slept through the part in class where my professor talked about Buddha explaining that people died in fiery bus crashes and got robbed because of pass life transgressions and also that they "totes deserve it"...
Which is odd, because I took probably about three courses that all discussed various aspects of Buddhism...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
We now return to UNICORN PATROL, only on CBS!
(A third-grade classroom. The teacher writes some stuff on the blackboard as her students flip through books.)
Teacher: So, if you'll all turn to page 63 of Atlas Shrugged--
(Suddenly, a white unicorn and a glittering pink unicorn burst in the door. Both are wearing vests with badges on the front and the word POLICE on the back, and the white one has official-looking saddlebags as well.)
Pink unicorn: POLICE! I'm Sergeant Strawberry Dreams of the Cleveland PD Unicorn Patrol, and this is my partner, Officer Snowshine. Are you Ms. Jane Teacherson?
Ms. Teacherson:(nods nervously) Yes, I am.
Sgt. Strawberry: Were you employed at a Kroger supermarket in Columbus, Ohio in June of 1999?
Ms. Teacherson: 1999...yes, I believe I was.
(Officer Snowshine reaches into his bag and pulls out handcuffs with his mouth.)
Sgt. Strawberry: Jane Teacherson, you're under arrest for selling Corn Flakes on a Sunday.
Ms. Teacherson: It wasn't me, I swear!
Officer Snowshine: Save it for the judge, Teacherson. We have the CCTV footage.
(Office Snowshine approaches Ms. Teacherson with the handcuffs, but Teacherson runs out the classroom's exterior door and across the playground. The two unicorns give chase as Sgt. Strawberry communicates telepathically with his fellow officers.)
Sgt. Strawberry: Cloudkicker! This is Strawberry Dreams. Suspect's on the run. Do you see her? (In the sky, a winged purple unicorn looks down on the playground.)
Cloudkicker: Copy that, Strawberry! Suspect is heading for the kickball field!
(Sgt. Strawberry and Officer Snowshine break into a full gallop. They quickly catch up with Teacherson and Officer Snowshine knocks her to the ground.)
Officer Snowshine: Suspect apprehended!
Sgt. Strawberry: You humans can be so foolish sometimes. Did you really think you could outrun a bloody horse? Snowshine, read her her rights. I'll get Cloudkicker to fly her back to the station.
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of UNICORN PATROL!
HOW COULD YOU SLEEP THROUGH SUCH A VITAL ASPECT OF THE COURSE
YOU ARE LUCKY IT WASN'T ON THE TEST MISTER
I KNOW, MAN!
I guess I'm lucky my professor felt that "being an untouchable was that person's fault for dressing that way!" was such an obvious aspect of Eastern Religions that it didn't warrant even questioning us about.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
They make Cloudkicker do a lot of traffic stops, since her flight means she can see speeders and red-light runners from above.
When she pulls people over she has to wear a goofy-looking helmet with a blue police light on top. It has a hole in it for her horn, natch.
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Well we still talked a lot about depressing things but she was also a really fun and interesting individual who seemed to at least like talking to people.
I don't know. Maybe my perception is just skewed because we sorta lost contact.
Whatever, I'm sorry I brought it up.
I am eating some LAY'S STAX chips.
It's their brand of Pringles basically but stax are thicker and therefore more crunchy.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
YOU ARE LUCKY IT WASN'T ON THE TEST MISTER
i do what i want
(A third-grade classroom. The teacher writes some stuff on the blackboard as her students flip through books.)
Teacher: So, if you'll all turn to page 63 of Atlas Shrugged--
(Suddenly, a white unicorn and a glittering pink unicorn burst in the door. Both are wearing vests with badges on the front and the word POLICE on the back, and the white one has official-looking saddlebags as well.)
Pink unicorn: POLICE! I'm Sergeant Strawberry Dreams of the Cleveland PD Unicorn Patrol, and this is my partner, Officer Snowshine. Are you Ms. Jane Teacherson?
Ms. Teacherson: (nods nervously) Yes, I am.
Sgt. Strawberry: Were you employed at a Kroger supermarket in Columbus, Ohio in June of 1999?
Ms. Teacherson: 1999...yes, I believe I was.
(Officer Snowshine reaches into his bag and pulls out handcuffs with his mouth.)
Sgt. Strawberry: Jane Teacherson, you're under arrest for selling Corn Flakes on a Sunday.
Ms. Teacherson: It wasn't me, I swear!
Officer Snowshine: Save it for the judge, Teacherson. We have the CCTV footage.
(Office Snowshine approaches Ms. Teacherson with the handcuffs, but Teacherson runs out the classroom's exterior door and across the playground. The two unicorns give chase as Sgt. Strawberry communicates telepathically with his fellow officers.)
Sgt. Strawberry: Cloudkicker! This is Strawberry Dreams. Suspect's on the run. Do you see her?
(In the sky, a winged purple unicorn looks down on the playground.)
Cloudkicker: Copy that, Strawberry! Suspect is heading for the kickball field!
(Sgt. Strawberry and Officer Snowshine break into a full gallop. They quickly catch up with Teacherson and Officer Snowshine knocks her to the ground.)
Officer Snowshine: Suspect apprehended!
Sgt. Strawberry: You humans can be so foolish sometimes. Did you really think you could outrun a bloody horse? Snowshine, read her her rights. I'll get Cloudkicker to fly her back to the station.
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of UNICORN PATROL!
Executive Producer: Charlotte
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i was the best of elephants
i barely stampeded over any tourists
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
*dragged away by the Equestrain inquisition*
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis