This is the only reason I go onto Facebook (apart from to talk to the gf): to read people conversations about how their "twu luv" has fallen apart after two weeks and how they are so sick of boys and then one week later they are with someone else.
It's funny watching them slowly wreck their lives. Sounds cruel, but it is funny.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
One thing I won't miss about the suburbs: the retired guy on your block who has nothing better to do than maintain his property.
You know who I'm talking about. The guy who mows his lawn twice a week in the summer. The guy who actually rakes leaves in the fall. The guy who shovels his driveway as soon as it snows, even when he knows damn well that more snow's on the way and he'll just be at it again in three hours.
Is the retired life really that boring? That you have to resort to doing things most people pay middle schoolers to do for them? 'Cause god DAMN.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My mom may be retiring soon because of her disability. :<
Actually, at this point, it's less a matter of "if" and more a matter of "when"... >_>
Roundabouts are madness if you don't have really polite drivers.
Also, while I'm not sure exactly what you mean, the premise is kind of cool. An English Northerner travelling the US after the end sounds like grade-A culture shock drama of the best kind.
In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, neighbor guy is sweeping the snow off his driveway. Like, with a broom.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know who I'm talking about. The guy who mows his lawn twice a week in the summer. The guy who actually rakes leaves in the fall. The guy who shovels his driveway as soon as it snows, even when he knows damn well that more snow's on the way and he'll just be at it again in three hours.
The first thing you need to do when eating these terrific fries is to stop worrying about your breath. Yes, these French fries come topped with raw onions, and no, you shouldn't just eat around them. Potatoes and onions are one of those perfect flavor combinations, and it's not to be shied away from. If you're already part of a couple, a little temporary onion breath shouldn't be a deal-breaker (or just get your significant other to eat some too), and if you're on a first date (or on the prowl), well, bring a travel toothbrush or something. When you order "frites" at the Amsterdam, you'll want to enjoy them to the fullest. These fries are cooked Belgian-style and are perfectly seasoned, full of flavor but not too salty. They're skin-on and hearty, but not so big as to get soggy. Most of the fries come out perfectly crisp on the outside and soft in the middle, with the little ones rendered deliciously crunchy throughout. Even the condiments here are superior versions. There are seven house-made varieties to choose from, with herb-garlic mayo and curry ketchup being standouts as fry-dippers.
What's really amusing to me today: Seeing idiots commenting on Ashens' old videos complaining that they're in 240p, without checking the upload date. They're from 2006. YouTube was barely a year old at the time.
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I love the sampled train departure announcement at the beginning.
that's not funny at all :(That's Alzheimer's setting in.
That's not a joke, that's really what it is.
:<
Both my parents are teachers, but the retirement age for teachers is ridiculously high.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*patpats Yarrun*
it's okay
I remembered.
Mountains come out of the sky
and they stand there
Behold!
Your magical witch friend has arrived.
*does witch things*
*sits on air*
technically Remi is a vampire but who cares
now I have ~charisma~
there we go.
~charisma~
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
-It's supes effective, yo-
No, this avatar depicts canon!Remi
not fanon!Remi.
canon!Remi's charisma is much harder to break.
This new WINDOW is nice and all, but where's its power cord? Still, you give it an OGLE or two.
The fact that "fenestration" doesn't begin with a C doesn't seem to bother you.
well I need to get some sleep before work.
I will see you all later tonight.