The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *gives birth*
  • ...I wonder if Cream's still making that Danmakufu game.

    I'd probably never play it because difficulty (or GET to play it, Macs to blame there) but still, I'd be proud to see progress.
  • I kind of miss Cream.

    A lot less than I would've before, though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cream told me a few days ago that that game was still a possibility.
  • I suppose I could. I wouldn't know where to start though...what problem could I even try to solve?

    start here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    New development: in addition to being a pegasus princess, I must also be a witch

    This would essentially make me an alicorn but we'll overlook that part for now because everyone knows alicorn ponysonas are lame
  • Kexruct said:

    I kind of miss Cream.

    A lot less than I would've before, though.



    I miss having someone to talk with Touhou about, but honestly he and I had a lot of the same problems I do with many other Touhou fans, in that all they ever want to talk about is high scores and speed runs and 1ccs and all of that.

    So bleh.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, why the hell am I obsessing about years-old Linux flame wars at 3 in the morning when I should be sleeping? :P 

    Speaking of which, I should get to sleep. Good night!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Lee.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cream seemed to be the only one who actually played Touhou, so the rest of us were just baffled by that stuff.

    A shame, really, since some other aspects of it (the characters, memes, etc.) can be fun.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    (as touched on in the Homestuck thread, the cdrecord thing is still kind of a sore spot for me. PARALLEL SCSI IS DEAD, DEAL WITH IT OR ENJOY BEING STUCK IN 1995 KTHX)
  • Cream seemed to be the only one who actually played Touhou, so the rest of us were just baffled by that stuff.

    A shame, really, since some other aspects of it (the characters, memes, etc.) can be fun.

    I play it, I'm just bad at it.

    edit: well I'm alright at the fighting games, but not so much the mainline shmups.

    Honestly Touhou is one series where I vastly prefer the fanon to canon. Because the canon is sparse and most of it is weird, and several things are generally agreed to be there just to piss fans off (see: the Moon Princesses).

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ Yeah, that.

    i often miss Cream, honestly, but then i remember the circumstances under which they left and, well, there are things i don't miss.

    So, idk.  i'm sure that if they want to come back they will, and that they won't if they don't.
  • a8 don't you play Touhou.

    You had Daiyousei as an avatar once.

  • Greetings, all.
  • How are you?
  • I am good, thank you.

    Trying to find some electronic music to listen to.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    a8 said:

    i often miss Cream, honestly, but then i remember the circumstances under which they left and, well, there are things i don't miss.

    So, idk.  i'm sure that if they want to come back they will, and that they won't if they don't.

    This is pretty much how I feel, too, especially as someone who had to deal with her from the point of view of a moderator.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fatzzzzzzzzzs
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hashtags

    bleh

    wheres the hashbrowns
  • The sadness will last forever.
    nuck nuck
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @ Mojave: i like some of the fanart and some of the memes, but i haven't played the games.

    Hi Tools.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i played few of the games before
  • The sadness will last forever.
    b
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Soon Luna will lay her head to rest and Celestia will raise the sun to bring forth the light of day.

    Or, to put it another way, how the hell is it 4 AM already?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Viani you posted right as I clicked on the thread

    I call witchcraft
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Reader of Books

    It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

    Some parents go further. They become so blinded by adoration they manage to convince themselves their child has qualities of genius.

    Well, there is nothing very wrong with all this. It's the way of the world. It is only when the parents begin telling us about the brilliance of their own revolting offspring that we start shouting, "Bring us a basin! We're going to be sick!"

    Man, I'd forgotten this book started with 3 pages of Dahl ranting about obnoxious parents.

    It's hilarious.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    you know what is sad

    discontinued computers
  • The sadness will last forever.
    :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, just found out my brother's school is on a two-hour delay, meaning he needs dropped off too late for Dad to take him.

    So I must now stay up another 4 hours and drop him off...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes please

    At least now I don't have to try and fail at going to sleep?
  • *WITCH TO WITCH HUG*

    little do you know I am secretly a hexmaster and necromancer.

  • there should be a thread where I make Touhou style titles for heapers.

    but I make too many threads already.

  • There can never be too many threads.
  • In other news, I had a weird dream. My dog was trying to kill himself. It was sad.
  • edited 2013-02-01 06:46:12
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Princess Centie Announces Removal of All Four-Way Stops

    4 January 2030

    MONTREAL -- Drivers rejoice, for four-way stops will soon be a thing of the past. Central Avenue, Supreme Princess of Existence As We Know It, announced Friday that all four-way stops will be removed from all roads in existence by the end of the month.

    "They were a terrible idea from day one," her highness said at a press conference Friday afternoon. "Forcing all traffic coming through an intersection to stop...it's a nightmare both from a safety perspective and from an efficiency perspective. That's why I'm using my reality-warping powers to eliminate them from existence."

    Drivers need not fear, however--no intersections will be left uncontrolled. Drivers at former four-way stops will find them controlled 24 hours by officers directing traffic. To reduce strain on existing law enforcement, says her majesty, all new officers will be drafted for the intersecitons, including "CEOs of major banks, parents who let their kids run wild in public, and that guy who bullied me in middle school. Fuck him."
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    In other news, I had a weird dream. My dog was trying to kill himself. It was sad.

    That sounds pretty depressing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Well, at least he isn't trying to do that in reality.

    Unless the dog in question happens to already be dead. That would make me really sad.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Justice42 said:

    Okay serious question

    If I create something about some dude being trapped far from home in a post-apoc world, when is the best time to show where he travelling to?

    Syntax error...

    System reboot in 

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    Ummm, could you repeat the question with a little more detail? I'm not sure what you mean here.
    I'm thinking about doing a post-apoc piece about some North of Englander being trapped on the West Coast of America and the entire story is about travelling across the States trying to get home. So I was asking when I should show the audience the state of the guy's hometown.

    Princess Centie Announces Removal of All Four-Way Stops


    4 January 2030

    MONTREAL -- Drivers rejoice, for four-way stops will soon be a thing of the past. Central Avenue, Supreme Princess of Existence As We Know It, announced Friday that all four-way stops will be removed from all roads in existence by the end of the month.

    "They were a terrible idea from day one," her highness said at a press conference Friday afternoon. "Forcing all traffic coming through an intersection to stop...it's a nightmare both from a safety perspective and from an efficiency perspective. That's why I'm using my reality-warping powers to eliminate them from existence."

    Drivers need not fear, however--no intersections will be left uncontrolled. Drivers at former four-way stops will find them controlled 24 hours by officers directing traffic. To reduce strain on existing law enforcement, says her majesty, all new officers will be drafted for the intersecitons, including "CEOs of major banks, parents who let their kids run wild in public, and that guy who bullied me in middle school. Fuck him."
    Wouldn't roundabouts be better?
  • Greeeeeetings
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Roundabouts are madness if you don't have really polite drivers.

    Also, while I'm not sure exactly what you mean, the premise is kind of cool. An English Northerner travelling the US after the end sounds like grade-A culture shock drama of the best kind.
  • There appears to be a little hissy fit going on between some lads in my Maths class. They were arguing yesterday and they were arguing today over something that happened in a lesson on Wednesday or something.

    Highly entertaining to listen to.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Dumb people getting angry about dumb things can be really funny to eavesdrop on...
  • I don't mean to eavesdrop, but it's kind of hard not to when it is happening right next to me.
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