So I feel like a piece of shit because the reason our pizza delivery was late is because our original driver got into a car accident.
His replacement kept trying to apologize about the wait but I was mostly just concerned with how the other guy was doing. Apparently he's alright but they had to send him to the hospital anyway because bluh bluh work related injury.
To top things off I forgot to tip the replacement driver. :[
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ugh, I want to build a model police car so I can decorate it with the design I described earlier.
But I feel like it would be "wrong" to start a model when I've had a half-assembled dollhouse sitting in my room for over a year now. :\
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Being human is fucking boring.
There's 7 billion humans, once you've seen one, you've seen them all.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Humans are so poorly-designed, though. Even with extensive, regular maintenance they just stop working after 90 years or so. Such poor workmanship.
There's also this annoying bug where sometimes a male human ends up with the mind of a female human, or vice versa. You'd think a firmware update would fix this, but the developers don't seem to have put out anything since the initial homo sapiens release. >:(
This is why I intend to become a fairy as soon as possible.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Aren't most princesses just humans, though?
Though I guess they don't have to be, that's just me looking at it through the lens of my human-centric privilege.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Pegasus princess, eh? Hmm...Anonus could ride on my back and we could fly off into the night sky and look at the lights of Detroit below. I'm sold!
Hmm...if I'm living thousands of years, though, we need Anonus to leave that long, too. What to do with him?
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psychophancy:
I
Am
Here
I am not making this up.
And you only get to be the one.
I once saw someone get offended by that joke.
Why does that thought occur. What a silly thought.
Tick-tock goes the clock, even for the Doctor.
you're supposed to be a princess
Admittedly, i don't mention fairies very frequently anymore. At one point it was kind of a minor running gag on YF though.
You could be a pegasus princess.
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I want Centie to do something dumb just so I can post this to tell her to stop.