You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
the inexplicable urge to bash my head on my keyboard is back
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I should copyright the concept of a monarchy
That way people will have to pay me royalties for royalty
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Temperature outside in the night is -40 (both Celsius and Fahrenheit), during the day, temperature outside is -25 (Fahrenheit). Most years, it's -45 Fahrenheit and -30 Fahrenheit.
I live in a valley, and, because it is a valley, it is surrounded on every side by mountains. These mountains are essentially a barrier to wind and clouds/storms; it is difficult for things like storms to get in, but difficult for them to get out.
All the air pollution released into the air just stays in the valley, because the mountains prevent it from getting out. All the smoke from the all-too-frequent fires stays in the valley, too. When a storm actually gets into the valley, it can't get out, so we're stuck with it until it rains itself out. But since it's hard for rains and storms to get in to the valley, we've been in a drought since the spring of 2012.
The snow clouds, quite simply, are trapped inside the valley, and we're stuck with them until they've snowed themselves out. These clouds also prevent the sun from reaching the ground and melting the snow. The snow hardly melts at all; so new snow just falls on top of old snow and piles on. It's not very wet (if you live in an area with heavy snow, you know the difference between wet and dry snow), so it doesn't pack and is not very dense; you can't make things out of it or walk on it.
So, with snow, inversion, smoke, and all the air pollution; my valley has some of the very worst air in the country. Breathing the air outside, according to the radio, is the equivalent of second-hand-smoke.
It's so foggy, you can't see more than ten feet in any direction outside. Also, since the sun is blocked by the clouds, it's dark.
The radio and newspaper have told everybody to stay inside. Children are forbidden from going outside, as are all of those with respiratory problems. All the commercial sledding/skiing/snowmobiling/snowboarding areas are closed. We have been warned not to go outside and shovel sidewalks and roads.
The snow is now higher than my head, but, as I said before, it's "dry" snow; so it doesn't bring as much moisture as you would expect. Usually, it's wetter, and thus more dense, and more of it melts.
We've had less snow this year than usual, but the thing is that hardly any of it seems to be melting; and it doesn't pack like "wet" snow does. Usually, more snow falls; but much of it melts.
Usually, the air in the valley is colder at this time of year; but feels warmer than it is because we feel the warmth of the sun. This year's air, as I understand it, is warmer than many other years coming in, but feels colder because we are not warmed by the sun.
Note, I'm no expert on weather, and how storms and snow works. This is from what I've seen and what I know; so excuse me if I get the science wrong.
So, it's a drought and an unusually dry year; but the air feels colder than usual (because we don't feel the sun's warmth) and the snow is higher than usual.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well Anonus says that the filename of this image means the TriStar mascot is my real father, which would make me half-pegasus.
There's an island somewhere in Japan where the residents all wear gas masks. The island got hit with a volcanic eruption and a ridiculous number of earthquakes, so most of the original residents moved to Tokyo like sensible people. However, a few people remain, and they all wear gas masks.
We could just airdrop a few hundred gas masks on Aliroz's valley. But we'd need someone with a pilot's license.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If I were to design a police car, I would keep it nice and simple.
On the driver and passenger door, I'd have the official seal of the jurisdiction (city, village, county, college, etc.), with the word "POLICE" in one of Benton's Gothics (or something resembling it) below the seal.
The cruiser number would be on the side of the front of the car (to the left of the driver's door, and to the right of the passenger's door) and, assuming this isn't a state where police cars have "exempt" license plates, it would be on faux license plates on the front and back.
On the sides of the rear of the car you'd have a simple "EMERGENCY 911."
The lid of the trunk would simply have "POLICE" lettered on it, though depending on the jurisdiction something more specific might be substituted, e.g. "UNIVERSITY POLICE", "STATE POLICE".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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I live in a valley, and, because it is a valley, it is surrounded on every side by mountains. These mountains are essentially a barrier to wind and clouds/storms; it is difficult for things like storms to get in, but difficult for them to get out.
All the air pollution released into the air just stays in the valley, because the mountains prevent it from getting out. All the smoke from the all-too-frequent fires stays in the valley, too. When a storm actually gets into the valley, it can't get out, so we're stuck with it until it rains itself out. But since it's hard for rains and storms to get in to the valley, we've been in a drought since the spring of 2012.
The snow clouds, quite simply, are trapped inside the valley, and we're stuck with them until they've snowed themselves out. These clouds also prevent the sun from reaching the ground and melting the snow. The snow hardly melts at all; so new snow just falls on top of old snow and piles on. It's not very wet (if you live in an area with heavy snow, you know the difference between wet and dry snow), so it doesn't pack and is not very dense; you can't make things out of it or walk on it.
So, with snow, inversion, smoke, and all the air pollution; my valley has some of the very worst air in the country. Breathing the air outside, according to the radio, is the equivalent of second-hand-smoke.
It's so foggy, you can't see more than ten feet in any direction outside. Also, since the sun is blocked by the clouds, it's dark.
The radio and newspaper have told everybody to stay inside. Children are forbidden from going outside, as are all of those with respiratory problems. All the commercial sledding/skiing/snowmobiling/snowboarding areas are closed. We have been warned not to go outside and shovel sidewalks and roads.
The snow is now higher than my head, but, as I said before, it's "dry" snow; so it doesn't bring as much moisture as you would expect. Usually, it's wetter, and thus more dense, and more of it melts.
We've had less snow this year than usual, but the thing is that hardly any of it seems to be melting; and it doesn't pack like "wet" snow does. Usually, more snow falls; but much of it melts.
Usually, the air in the valley is colder at this time of year; but feels warmer than it is because we feel the warmth of the sun. This year's air, as I understand it, is warmer than many other years coming in, but feels colder because we are not warmed by the sun.
Note, I'm no expert on weather, and how storms and snow works. This is from what I've seen and what I know; so excuse me if I get the science wrong.
So, it's a drought and an unusually dry year; but the air feels colder than usual (because we don't feel the sun's warmth) and the snow is higher than usual.
I don't get it.
Also, I have a cold.
NEED MORE TISSUES.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
We could just airdrop a few hundred gas masks on Aliroz's valley. But we'd need someone with a pilot's license.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Like that town that's been on fire for years.
If I create something about some dude being trapped far from home in a post-apoc world, when is the best time to show where he travelling to?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
no I don't.
hi everyone. I'm waiting for a pizza delivery.
no. It's just cheese.
Also two orders of cheesesticks and a soda. It was supposed to be here half an hour ago. I'm not sure what the holdup is.
I would like to point out that this "I'm BETTER than you but YOU HAVE A JOB, WAAAAH" attitude is what makes people not take the arts seriously.
>barely sit through it
>thievery corporation
what are you doing with your life