The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Bunny

  2013-01-28 22:30:49

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Fey Squirrels
• ProfessorGator

  2013-01-28 22:30:50

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  gay squirtles
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 22:31:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  boobs
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-28 22:31:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Imipölex G said:

  boobs

  i'll have some

  
  

  someday
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 22:42:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yay
• lee4hmz

  2013-01-28 22:43:18

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Watching the Troy Titus episode of American Greed. It's probably the coolest episode because it has Teddy Riley singing "Remember the Time" through a talkbox. 

  
  

  Yes, I've mentioned this before, but it bears repeating, dammit.
• Anonus

  2013-01-28 22:44:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  gray squirrels 2: smokin' crack
• Obā-san

  2013-01-28 22:44:19

  
  

  on today's episode of Is it a Saxophone or a Woman Screaming?
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-28 22:45:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus and I should go to a thrift store together sometime

  
  

  Like can you even imagine
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 22:50:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  haircut
• Anonus

  2013-01-28 22:50:33 edited 2013-01-28 22:50:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^which thrift store

  
  

  ^Hi Imi
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-28 22:52:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Any thrift store, I guess...one that has lots of old electronic junk and books and VHS tapes for us to go crazy over.
• Tre

  2013-01-28 22:55:44 edited 2013-01-28 22:56:33

  
  

  I heard mentions of thrift shops.

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 23:04:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Hi Anonus
  
  Uni-Vibe
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 23:30:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  where'd everybody go
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-28 23:31:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I was in Tumblr And Also IRC Land myself

  
  

  Don't know about everyone else...
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 23:35:58 edited 2013-01-28 23:44:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

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  (Too long. - Anonus)
• Anonus

  2013-01-28 23:45:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I want to go back in time and buy Spelling Entertainment
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 23:47:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It was too long?????????? Where the fuck does it say how long a post can be??????
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-28 23:52:29

  
  

  Imipölex G said:

  It was too long?????????? Where the fuck does it say how long a post can be??????
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-28 23:54:54

  
  

  WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF
• Anonus

  2013-01-28 23:55:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  if it's a wall of text like that try not to make it really long
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-28 23:55:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus said:

  I want to go back in time and buy Spelling Entertainment

  Ooh, do they own the rights to the alphabet?
• Obā-san

  2013-01-28 23:56:23

  
  

  

  
  

  EEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS WONDERFUL

  
  

  http://goat-soap.tumblr.com/

  
  

  
  

  FOLLOW THIS PERSON IF YOU HAVE A TUMBLR

  
  

  
  

  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-28 23:57:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anonus said:

  if it's a wall of text like that try not to make it really long

  What happened to the days of "cocks cocks cocks"? The Heap has jumped the fridge.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-28 23:58:44

  
  

  i suggest we stage a walkout
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-28 23:58:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The post pre-edit didn't strike me as that overly long, myself, but *shrug*
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:01:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i figured that if I edited Manly McMacho's Japanese post then I should be fair

  
  

  but supposed fairness is not well-received so I shall tone it down
• Obā-san

  2013-01-29 00:03:01 edited 2013-01-29 00:03:16

  
  

  FAIRNESS HAS NO PLACE IN OUR HEAP

  
  

  
  

  
  

  THE SHITPOSTING SHALL THRIVE

  
  

  
  

  THE WEAK

  
  

  
  

  WILL BE DECIMATED

  
  

  
  

  WITH COCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSOCKSOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKS
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:03:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  Anonus said:

  I want to go back in time and buy Spelling Entertainment

  Ooh, do they own the rights to the alphabet?

  Hee hee, ABC owning Spelling

  
  

  Though Aaron Spelling did once produce so many shows for ABC that TV industry insiders tended to call it "Aaron's Broadcasting Company"
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-29 00:06:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-29 00:08:02

  
  

  Central Avenue said:

  

  Vriska aproved
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:08:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  When did people start hating on Crocs

  
  

  I had a couple of pairs back when people liked them >_>
• Obā-san

  2013-01-29 00:12:07

  
  

  Anonus said:

  When did people start hating on Crocs

  
  

  I had a couple of pairs back when people liked them >_>

  it is now my solemn duty to hunt you down and remove your feet
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-29 00:12:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  eww Nickelback
  
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:13:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't wear them anymore though

  
  

  Not since I found out that people act like they're the spawn of Satan

  
  

  Seriously what is so bad about them
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:13:47 edited 2013-01-29 00:14:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  (I confess part of Crocs hate getting to me is because Crocs got their start in Boulder)
• Obā-san

  2013-01-29 00:15:17

  
  

  they are aesthetically offensive in the extreme

  
  

  
  

  They go with nothing

  
  

  
  

  they are just... like so augh
• Viani

  2013-01-29 00:16:25

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Crocs are value 0, while Senetinene is value 13
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-29 00:16:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  My sister and her friends used to wear Crocs in elementary school

  
  

  Not because they liked them, but because they were the closest thing to sandals that the school dress code would allow
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:17:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  they're probably more around-the-house wear than anything

  
  

  I always found them, ahem, Ugly Cute, but to each their own

  
  

  I'm too fashion-ignorant >_>
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:22:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Why does "S.E.X." exist

  
  

  some part of me wants to listen to all of Nickelback's discography in order to form a proper opinion of them

  
  

  but the band is pretty devoid of personality
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:31:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh fine, good music

  
  He's the one who likes all our pretty songs, and he likes to sing along, and he likes to shoot his gun, but he don't know what it means, don't know what it means and I say yeah
• Obā-san

  2013-01-29 00:31:58

  
  

  why would you do that?

  
  

  there are so many other things you could do
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-29 00:32:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anonus said:

  the band is pretty devoid of personality

  This is a proper opinion of them.
  
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:32:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Naney said:

  why would you do that?

  
  

  there are so many other things you could do

  because mustard is yellow
• Obā-san

  2013-01-29 00:32:40

  
  

  grunge caused there to be less hair metal
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:37:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  do you like hair metal?
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-29 00:38:58

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Naney said:

  why would you do that?

  
  

  there are so many other things you could do

  This is a very good point.

  
  

  That time would be better spent listening to good music, or even just reading a book or two
• Anonus

  2013-01-29 00:39:35 edited 2013-01-29 00:39:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Well I could do that but good music and books do not inspire the perverse curiosity in me that Nickelback does