The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was missed?  Aww.

    i didn't think i had been gone very long.  But, i slept all night, then through my alarm and my flatmate woke me up at midday.
  • edited 2013-01-25 11:16:09
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Naney said:

    really tho Handel sucks balls


    How to easily intimidate Bobby: casually express a strongly negative opinion of the works of a respected historical cultural icon.

    i should be joking but i'm really not.
  • Well

    thanks to my crazed school system who made today an early release day for snow 

    (despite it not snowing at all yet)

    I slept through all but 7 minutes of the school day.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...why did they do that if it hasn't even snowed?
  • I should, like, get an Xbox achievement for that or something.

    HELLA LAZY +15G
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i cannot offer you that so this will have to suffice


  • a8 said:

    ...why did they do that if it hasn't even snowed?

    As my mother put it, the mere threat of snow period means my whole county has to shut down and stop the presses because we don't get it here very often and North Carolinians don't know how to deal with it.
  • ...this is why we love you, Bobby. :)
  • edited 2013-01-25 11:24:25
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Is it a rural school, or a school with a lot of pupils from rural areas who'd have trouble getting in?

    The last school i went to was really stubborn about snow days, and was always the last school in the area to close.

    ^ Aww.  Happy to entertain. :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You Southerners so cray

    In other news, there's like 6 inches of snow on the ground now and our school district is dismissing my siblings early. Thankfully Mother's here so I don't have to drive on the snowy roads alone, though I'm going to ride along with her to tell her where to go (since said school's parking lot is a nonsensical maze).
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm here.

    It is snowing. :(
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • @a8: If one of our schools closes, all of them do. I personally go to a school fairly close to "downtown" (if you can call it that, it's not very big) but still.


    You Southerners so cray

    Damn right.
  • edited 2013-01-25 11:29:07
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hi Imi, hi CA.

    Your snow doesn't fuck around, does it?

    Like in the December 29th one CA posted in the photos thread, that's the kind of snow that brings most stuff here to a standstill.
  • a8 said:

    Naney said:

    really tho Handel sucks balls


    How to easily intimidate Bobby: casually express a strongly negative opinion of the works of a respected historical cultural icon.

    i should be joking but i'm really not.
    I really don't even have a good reason, his shit just drives me absolutely batty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I want to go outside with a flamethrower and melt ALL THE SNOW.
  • edited 2013-01-25 11:34:08
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ The one you posted above sounds cheerful and inoffensive to me.

    idk, i wish i understood music better, then i'd probably form more opinions on it.  i should listen to more stuff.

    ^ Will no snowmen be spared?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I want to go outside with a flamethrower and melt ALL THE SNOW.

    It would just re-freeze as ice

    What you need is to phone up Rainbow Dash and see if she can bring in the rest of Ponyville's weather team to help you out of your jam
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hello, Rainbow Dash, lesbian pony, I need your help
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    a8 said:

    ^^^ The one you posted above sounds cheerful and inoffensive to me.

    idk, i wish i understood music better, then i'd probably form more opinions on it.  i should listen to more stuff.

    ^ Will no snowmen be spared?

    I have been journeying through music lately.

    I have discovered that I like New Wave, Prog Rock, Prince, and Kanye West.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what i hate

    when i encounter or remember something i'm curious about and open a new tab to look it up

    then enter in the url of a search engine

    and then i've forgotten what it was i was going to look up

    happens all the damn time
  • edited 2013-01-25 11:38:26
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    a8 said:

    Hi Imi, hi CA.

    Your snow doesn't fuck around, does it?

    Like in the December 29th one CA posted in the photos thread, that's the kind of snow that brings most stuff here to a standstill.

    Hi Bobby.

    One rather amusing rule of thumb for winter weather in the US: your latitude is inversely proportional to the extent to which people freak out at snow.

    My uncle who lives in Wisconsin would probably look at that December 29th snow and say "oh look, a light flurry." Meanwhile, where Tre lives they're literally closing schools at the mere thought of a snowstorm.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I know that feel.

    Speaking of snowmen, when we first got here to Pennsylvania, my Californian mom didn't know how to make a snowman and got yelled at by two angry children who had learned from cartoons.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    a8 said:

    ^^^ The one you posted above sounds cheerful and inoffensive to me.

    idk, i wish i understood music better, then i'd probably form more opinions on it.  i should listen to more stuff.

    ^ Will no snowmen be spared?

    I have been journeying through music lately.

    I have discovered that I like New Wave, Prog Rock, Prince, and Kanye West.
    Kanye West is good.  i like prog, too.

    i really ought to have listened to more Prince than i have.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I listened to The Gold Experience, and it was a really cool album.
  • we have strangely little snow here


    defs got the cold going on though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I used to make snowmen a la Calvin.

    You know what that means
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Snowman House of Horrors.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    my snowmen were always pretty unsuccessful.

    They tended to look kind of rough and bloblike.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    J62L6
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Regardless of what one thinks of the story itself, i really like this:


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Obamacare got passed even though the Senate, the House of Representatives and all those people hated it, isn't that suspicious?" 
    I probably shouldn't have laughed at that as much as I did...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hrmm. *thoughtful expression*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    subroutine Σ9
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    OBAMA USED HIS BLACK MAGIC TO GET OBAMACARE PASSED!

    WAIT! I MEAN "BLACK" AS IN EVIL NOT THE COLOR OF HIS...OH GOD!

    *arrested by the race police* 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • so I'm listening to In The Aeroplane Over The Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel

    and

    I don't dislike it

    #ohgodI'mbecomingalegithipsteraren'tI
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    entry-level hipster garbage
  • edited 2013-01-25 12:44:22
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    At this point, is it actually possible to express any particular opinion on music, outside a major established fandom, without being a hipster?

    After all this time i am still not sure i understand the concept.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I think this comic explains it well enough:

    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was kind of expecting that.  You did not disappoint.

    idk though, this isn't a big deal but it irritates me how i can't seem to wrap my head around the concept, if there is an actual concept there at all.
  • edited 2013-01-25 13:00:06
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    That about sums up my feelings on "fake geek girls".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want Anonus

    He makes me feel good
  • edited 2013-01-25 13:11:44
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Justice42 said:

    That about sums up my feelings on "fake geek girls".


    Well, huh.  Makes sense, i guess

    To me it's like, a 'fake geek girl' would be somebody pretending to be a geek who isn't one (nevermind the question of why anyone would bother).  It's a silly idea, but a self-explanatory one.

    Whereas the definition of hipster seems to be, some people who everyone hates for some unspecified reason because they do some unspecified thing but whatever it is they're doing it's totally hipster and that's the WORST THING.

    Like, wearing glasses sometimes makes you hipster, but sometimes it doesn't?  And ditto PBR?  Are you a hipster when somebody calls you one, but not before?  i don't get this.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought a hipster was someone who thinks they're cool because whatever they like is more obscure than whatever you like.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That was how it was defined to me to begin with.

    But then apparently you can identify these people from a photograph, without having heard a word they've said or knowing anything about their interests?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i mean if Internet memes are indicative somebody is instantaneously transformed into a hipster the moment they don a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarers.

    Which, OK, fine, a hipster defined as somebody who wears a particular pair of glasses, i could kind of understand, though not why this is such a bad thing.

    To be honest i think i am just mad at the extent that a person's fashion choices are seen as indicative of their character.
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