The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Anonus

  2013-01-24 04:10:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  One thing that always got me: people who insist the US has 52 states because "you have to count Alaska and Hawaii". Really?

  
  

  Also, did anyone else ever have to do that thing in elementary school where you identify the states by their shapes? Because Colorado and Wyoming can go fuck themselves.

  :(
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-24 04:15:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ok, fine, Colorado doesn't have to go fuck itself.

  
  

  After all, like the song says, it's hip to be rectangular! Or something.
• Ace Rimmer

  2013-01-24 04:17:43

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Hey

  Honestly, if there's any large state that I'd consider to be obscure, it's be Michigan.
  
  At least states like Indiana and Illinois have corn and...Nascar.
  

  Motown is very popular in the UK.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-24 04:18:23

  
  

  Michigan has Detroit

  
  

  
  

  Detroit gave us techno
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 04:19:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also the American auto industry
• Ace Rimmer

  2013-01-24 04:19:42

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Naney said:

  Michigan has Detroit

  
  

  
  

  Detroit gave us techno

  Why isn't techno big in America then?
  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 04:20:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i remember i was surprised to learn that Detroit was not the capital of Michigan.
  
  And that Seattle was not the capital of Washington.
  
  Confusing.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-24 04:21:19

  
  

  because all of the parties were taken over by terrible hip-hop that makes me cry
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 04:21:52

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Ace Rimmer said:

  Naney said:

  Michigan has Detroit

  
  

  
  

  Detroit gave us techno

  Why isn't techno big in America then?
  

  
  
  because German techno is apparently better or something
  

  idk I don't really listen to techno
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 04:22:23

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Naney said:

  because all of the parties were taken over by terrible hip-hop that makes me cry

  
  
  you best respect the Detroit scene
  

  it gave us Esham, Eminem, J Dilla, and Danny Brown

  the Detroit scene is good.
• Obā-san

  2013-01-24 04:24:22 edited 2013-01-24 04:24:55

  
  

  German techno is ok, Berghain-style stuff especially.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  but the US has loads of the really great techno artists.
• Obā-san

  2013-01-24 04:25:44 edited 2013-01-24 04:25:56

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  detroit
• Obā-san

  2013-01-24 04:28:02

  
  

  

  
  

  more detroit techno
• Ace Rimmer

  2013-01-24 04:28:50

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  a8 said:

  i remember i was surprised to learn that Detroit was not the capital of Michigan.
  
  And that Seattle was not the capital of Washington.
  
  Confusing.
  

  Also Cleveland isn't the capital of Ohio.
  
  Etc.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-24 04:32:50 edited 2013-01-24 04:33:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Also Kansas City is the largest city in Missouri, not Kansas
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 04:33:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Also Kansas City is the largest city in Missouri, not Kansas

  
  Yeah, like... was that on purpose?
• Ace Rimmer

  2013-01-24 04:33:55

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Central Avenue said:

  Also Kansas City is the largest city in Missouri, not Kansas

  So basically, America's political geography is one giant troll?
  
• Misery

  2013-01-24 04:42:31

  The sadness will last forever.

  apple boomz
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-24 04:46:38

  
  

  

  
  

  berlin techno
• Viani

  2013-01-24 05:18:10

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  One of my neighbors is into Scientology, and had a group session in her living room discussing one of the books "foundation of happiness" I believe it was called. While they were discussing their stuff and I was cooking with her daughter in the Kitchen, I asked one woman in the circle "Who is Xenu?". The room went dead silent and nobody answered me, so I just went onto my business with her daughter since I thought it was similar to the Battletoads thing people do with gamestop.
  
  I thought it would have ended there, but then I saw those same people at the meeting in a light tan car passing my house, parking outside, and then driving off. All of them looking at me as they headed out.
  
  Later on at work, they were parked in the parking lot right next to my truck, and when I came out to figure out what they were doing they all looked at me, and slowly drove off.
  
  I'm not usually creeped out by this, but I am. After reading up on scientology and their reputation for harassing people I think I might be in some shit.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 05:20:25

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Viani you have an incredible knack for getting yourself into trouble. :|
• Hexartes

  2013-01-24 05:23:31

  So I don't know if I mentioned this before, but my English teacher is apparently a fan of Ayn Rand. While I originally thought it was hypocritical of a teacher to be a fan of the woman who said helping people is morally wrong, she somehow manages to uphold her Randian ideals.

  
  

  What I'm saying is that she's a terrible teacher.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 05:33:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• Toolsie

  2013-01-24 05:40:17

  ಠ_ಠ

  Exam tomorrow.

  Still ill.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 05:43:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i shouldn't find 'friend zone' hilarious but i kinda do.
  
  Hi Tools.  What's the exam?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 05:43:52

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  'lo, Toolzy.

  I hope it goes well.
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 05:44:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Me too.
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 05:50:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i'm tired

  
  

  i've been awake since like 8:30 AM yesterday
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 05:54:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  go to sleep
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-24 05:55:43

  remember that one thread on tvt that was founded on the idea that a fetus was functionally identical to cancer

  
  

  fun times
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 05:56:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  no one wants to remember that, Kex.
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 05:56:52 edited 2013-01-24 05:57:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^^I could

  
  

  But how can I listen to Pennington's Theme in peace, then

  
  

  Fun fact: Pennington has more than 6000 girlfriends

  
  

  At least three of them are Dark Boos living in the Poshley Sanctum

  
  

  ...what happened to his family anyway

  
  

  did they all move away/die

  
  

  ^^I sure don't
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 05:59:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i can't remember much about Pennington.  i figured he just lived alone.
  
  i know
  
  LETS DEBATE ABORTION ITT RIGHT NOW
  
  I AM ALL FOR IT
  
  THEY SHOULD HAVE ABORTED EVERYONE WHEN THEY HAD THE CHANCE
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-24 05:59:39 edited 2013-01-24 06:01:11

  double post
• Hexartes

  2013-01-24 06:00:23

  FUN FACT: I was mentioned only once on Something Awful, and it was within the context of that thread.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 06:01:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  can we not talk about this
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 06:02:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Kex...no

  
  

  I keep wondering if Pennington is autistic or something

  
  

  He's not very good at being a detective but he pretends to be one for fun, I imagine it stems from some kind of obsession or childhood fantasy

  
  

  This is stupid of me to think, though

  
  

  I want to know more about Pennington

  
  

  The last time he showed up was in SPM...in plushie form

  
  

  Maybe in my game he could come back in the flesh (though Poshley Heights is probably inaccessible in it)
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 06:03:13 edited 2013-01-24 06:03:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  -silly kexbaiting deleted-
  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 06:04:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Put that way Pennington reminds me of Tingle a bit.
  
  i always thought he was just a kind of bad detective who probably read too much Sherlock Holmes.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 06:04:40

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I would not mind "Lightning Gun" to be my signature song, even if I was sort of hoping that honor would go to "Cult T.V."
• Hexartes

  2013-01-24 06:05:18

  Crap, why do I always do this. >_>

  
  

  I really need to stop concerning myself with this stuff.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 06:05:53

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Kexruct said:

  Crap, why do I always do this. >_>

  
  

  I really need to stop concerning myself with this stuff.

  
  
  Yes you do.
  

  Go to bed Kexruct

  you are drunk.
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 06:06:40 edited 2013-01-24 06:07:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^^Is it popular with your listeners?

  
  

  Isn't Tingle like 23, and he thinks he's a fairy and his Wind Waker incarnation looks like Koji Kondo?
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 06:07:41

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i listened to Lightning Gun a couple times.
  
  Was good.
  
  i am not Naney so i had no advice to offer, but i liked it and thought you should know.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-24 06:08:58

  Mojave Music said:

  Kexruct said:

  Crap, why do I always do this. >_>

  
  

  I really need to stop concerning myself with this stuff.

  
  
  Yes you do.
  

  Go to bed Kexruct

  you are drunk.

  I can't! There's only forty minutes until my bus gets here!

  
  

  Although to be fair I did go to be at like six.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 06:09:05 edited 2013-01-24 06:09:27

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Anonus said:

  Isn't Tingle like 23, and he thinks he's a fairy

  yes

  Anonus said:

  and his Wind Waker incarnation looks like Koji Kondo?

  
  holy shit how did i not know this
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-24 06:09:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  a8 said:

  i listened to Lightning Gun a couple times.
  
  Was good.
  
  i am not Naney so i had no advice to offer, but i liked it and thought you should know.
  

  
  
  Thanks.
  

  I've since pulled it down because I've had problems with unfinished tracks getting liked/favorited/DL'ed/whatever earlier and I don't like to leave them up for that to happen, because I'd rather people listen to the finished one, but whatevs.

  Anonus said:

  ^^^Is it popular with your listeners?

  
  
  well "Lightning Gun" isn't out yet, just an idle thought I had.
  

  "Cult T.V. (Alternate Take)" is pretty popular. So is "So So Icy", but I think the former moreso.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-24 06:10:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
  
  Not really seeing it.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2013-01-24 06:11:00

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Tingle is 35 not 23
  
• Anonus

  2013-01-24 06:12:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  try this: