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  • edited 2013-01-23 18:21:11
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    G99dnight Ace. May y9ur dreams 6e pleasant and n9n-triggering.
  • edited 2013-01-23 18:35:53
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^ Why are you now Kankri?

    i didn't feel like i was being called ignorant or anything, it just seemed odd, that's all.  i mean, Utah is pretty big and pretty famous.  It'd be like not having heard of Kansas, or Idaho.

    Good night, Ace.

    i should probably head to bed too.  Night.
  • I WOULD HAVE TOO, THAT LITTLE WANKER WASN'T DOING HIS GODDAMN JOB. HE HAD IT COMING.

    lol who's Hazard
    Besides, he was aiming for THE BLOODY FUCKING BALL.
    Hazard is a footballer for Chelsea FC and a bloody assaulter of ball boys
    kinky
  • edited 2013-01-23 18:39:25
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Did she have an unusual name?

    Utah girl, I mean
  • a8 said:

    Today a girl told me she was from Utah, and seemed surprised that i had heard of it.  Which seemed odd to me, because who hasn't?

    Maybe she though as you are from the land of hope and glory, you only knew the big 5 states of Cali, Florida,Texas, Not Michigan and New England.
    Honestly, if there's any large state that I'd consider to be obscure, it's be Michigan.

    At least states like Indiana and Illinois have corn and...Nascar.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Michigan has Detroit you know

    And Illinois has Chicago
  • Yarrun said:

    a8 said:

    Today a girl told me she was from Utah, and seemed surprised that i had heard of it.  Which seemed odd to me, because who hasn't?

    Maybe she though as you are from the land of hope and glory, you only knew the big 5 states of Cali, Florida,Texas, Not Michigan and New England.
    Honestly, if there's any large state that I'd consider to be obscure, it's be Michigan.

    At least states like Indiana and Illinois have corn and...Nascar.
    not Wyoming?

    also New England isn't a state. Though honestly it might as well be.

  • edited 2013-01-23 19:31:25
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Michigan has Detroit you know

    And Illinois has Chicago


    In my mind, Michgian and Illinois fall into that category of state that have one notable city but aren't really all that notable in and of themselves.

    New York, to an extent, too, though at least New York has Buffalo, Albany, and Niagara Falls.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    New York is the birthplace of ME. So it is important
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    d00d ur gonna upset

    tha furres
  • .   _    .

    this is the second best thing i have seen all day.
  • The fursuit is lame tho, i've seen way better.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Michigan has Detroit you know

    And Illinois has Chicago


    In my mind, Michgian and Illinois fall into that category of state that have one notable city but aren't really all that notable in and of themselves.

    New York, to an extent, too, though at least New York has Buffalo, Albany, and Niagara Falls.
    But Michigan has the Wolverines! And Kellogg's! And it has/had Post!

    MICHIGAN GAVE US A SHITLOAD OF CEREAL AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK THEM
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-01-23 20:03:49
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    BLARGH

    Say you want free money from a website that gives rewards, but they only do this via PayPal or Amazon

    and the Amazon part works fine, but you can't use the PayPal because your account isn't verified

    so what do you do? Verify your PayPal, right?

    But you cannot do that, because you haven't a valid banking account!

    BLUH. GIMME MY MONEY THRU PAYPAL, DAMN IT

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    guess what everyone


  • edited 2013-01-23 21:04:03
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    a8 said:

    ^ Why are you now Kankri?

    i didn't feel like i was being called ignorant or anything, it just seemed odd, that's all.  i mean, Utah is pretty big and pretty famous.  It'd be like not having heard of Kansas, or Idaho.

    Idaho is probably most noteworthy in that it isn't noteworthy at all. I'm kinda thinking there's a good change you're more up on your American geography than most non-Americans and maybe most Americans.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    JZ lived in Idaho, you know
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Idaho has potatoes
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Imi

    Idaho is also where your behated television was invented
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    I CAN'T GET THIS OUTTA MY HEAD
  • The sadness will last forever.
    o
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Regular readers of this site -- both of them -- will know that I'm no admirer of the popular beat combos of today. I don't, to my knowledge, like a single song written after 1986, and even before then the only pop and rock I can stand is either a) obvious throwaway camp or b) the product of soulless industrial hacks, who at least imbue what they do with a certain amount of slickness. Otherwise, I can't abide pop, and I especially can't abide pop when it aims to be art.

    I've tried to isolate a single reason for this, and here is my tentative result: it's the lyrics. I find pop lyrics at best painfully hokey, and at worst indistinguishable from bad adolescent poetry -- indeed, they often are bad adolescent poetry. The verses of Coldplay, Belle and Sebastian, Morrissey and the like could well have been lifted from poetry.com, or someone's livejournal. Artistically, they belong with the buckets of versified zit-squeeze secreted nightly by sensitive teens across the globe. I'd run a mile from any of this stuff written down, and none of it becomes more bearable when set to sixteen bars of drum and bass. Quite the opposite, in fact. And thanks to an entertainment industry which keeps pop stars, like pet dogs, trapped in a permanent state of adolescence, bad adolescent poetry is all most of them ever produce.

    I've repeatedly tried to get into pop and rock, but hokey lyrics have always defeated me. My last such attempt was two years ago, when daily car trips with a Scandinavian coworker made me appreciate at least the theoretical appeal of 70s metal, and even made me curious enough to check it out personally. A friend of a friend, whose musical taste I respect transitively, once claimed that all rock since 1975 was basically just footnotes to Led Zeppelin; so I went and bought Led Zeppelin's classic 1971 album IV, aka "the one with Stairway to Heaven". I went home, pressed play, and prepared to rock! But after a few minutes of listening to a bunch of grown men singing "yeah! yeah! rock'n'roll!" or some such, I began to feel a bit silly. It sounded just like Spinal Tap, only without the irony. I barely made it through the self-serious bombast of Stairway to Heaven (which was doing nothing for me) before I became overcome with embarrassment and had to turn off the CD. I can't say the lyrics were intrinsically sillier than "Hoyotoho-ho" or "Walla-lalla-la", but I guess the riffs weren't grabbing me like those leitmotifs did. I remain content to respect Led Zeppelin from a distance, preferably outside audible range.

    When it comes to silly lyrics, it occurs to me that most of the music I like has the benefit of being purely instrumental. Of the vocal music I like, I either don't understand a word of it (as in Vivaldi motets) or find the lyrics actually quite well-written (as in Handel's Messiah, even if they place style over content). The exception is the music of Purcell, who could take dreadful hackwork like Nahum Tate's Birthday Ode for Queen Mary and turn it into something miraculous and joyous and transcendent. But I've yet to find a Purcell of the pop world.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fuck you, Zeppelin rules
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE
    GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE
  • The sadness will last forever.
    maeeeeeeeeeee
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    anne mae
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    namusan namusan
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    garden of light
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    acid

    penixzzzzz
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    twit tacos

    yum yum yum
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    hurgaaaa
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hassan-i Sabbāh
  • edited 2013-01-23 22:32:50
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know, I wonder how many people actually watched Toon Disney

    Most of their commercials seemed to be for mail-order stuff or stuff like Hooked on Phonics
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Sounds like Cartoon Network circa 1993...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i watched toon disney a few times
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hookd on fonics helpt me
  • The sadness will last forever.
    if only toon disney stayed....but things dont last forever....
  • The sadness will last forever.
    zza
  • the things you enjoyed in your childhood mostly sucked ass


    kinda like the things you enjoy now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    Sounds like Cartoon Network circa 1993...

    CN had just started and was on its way up, meanwhile Toon Disney was for its entire existence pretty stunted and little more than a dumping ground for Disney's animated product/reruns from the Disney Channel

    And trust me, as any nostalgiafag would I resented Jetix a lot back when it was around, but TD becoming Disney XD was probably for the best anyway despite Toon Disney being a lot of those old reruns' last stop before heading into the Disney Vault

    Though even in its glory days CN had a lot of ads for stuff like Profina Debt Solutions and Sylvan Learning Center
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And honestly, for a good chunk of its existence Toon Disney had little to no personality. The only on-air look of theirs that was any fun was the 1998-2002 "Toontown" one, and both of its successors were fairly bland CGI-fests (the 2004 look, by my beloved Primal Screen, did try a little harder than the 2001 look though)

    And I find a lot of Disney's TV animation kinda bland anyway
  • hey you know what ROCKS


    Kidz Bop
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    k
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    watching some show while i wait for the other show i watch
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    h
  • follow for more soft grunge
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    apps
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