Imi: Things are meh, in JZ Land. Hopefully they don't get worse, though. My brain is currently balancing on the edge of having some kind of bout of overwhelming, negative emotion.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's weird being among the "old guard" of a forum, for some reason.
Not that that really means much to begin with, given that the forum is less than two years old. (Though "Trash Heap" as a whole is nearly 3 years old)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways
a conservative and a liberal walk into a bar. the conservative orders a shot, and the liberal scoffs and says “typical.” the conservative says “what?” and the liberal says “u ordered a shot…because u love guns.” the conservative says “yeah i do love my guns. but i think that the cause of violence in america is the culture of violence, as evident in violent movies and video games.” the liberal cannot stop laughing at this. “yeah right, loser,” he says. “the cause of violence in america is guns, and that’s that. you can pry my entertainment off my cold dead body.” they both laugh and toast to this. the bartender looks at the camera and says, “the funny thing is that the conservative is more in the right on this one, but he is still only looking at a symptom of living in a hellworld dominated by a capitalist white supremacist patriarchy. the really funny thing is that they both contribute to it with their selfish ideologies.” the bartender sees a duck trying to walk into the bar out of the corner of his eye and yells “i’m not serving you anymore, you keep putting drinks on your bill”
Thou shalt not discard too nuff piecez of trash at one time fo' realz. A phat rule of thumb is ta discard two and three at da most thugged-out, if you straight-up feel tha urge ta do so yo, but generally stick ta one.
Thou shalt not discard excessively big-ass trash items here. Generally bustin lyrics, Supreme Court decisions, novellas, polistical n' religious tracts, n' chartaz of posse institutions is also not trash. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat even if it is trash, like fuckin a miserable big-ass pile of adenines, disposin em here makes tha higher-ups supa pissed fo' realz. And when higher-ups git supa pissed, our crazy-ass asses can no longer smoke up ill thangs, like fuckin havin a place ta discard our trash.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you ever have one of those moments where something from long ago just kinda clicks?
When I was a kid my family used to go to Cleveland in the summer to visit my uncle. Back then, they were rebuilding I-71 to add extra lanes. In some of the construction zones, they had little turnouts added with signs posted reading "EMERGENCY PULL-OFF, 1/2 MILE". I always wondered what the point of those was.
It just dawned on me, though: because they had traffic shifted so the shoulder was used as a travel lane, there was no shoulder for anyone to pull over to in case of emergency. So they added occasional little turn-outs to compensate for it!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It had one of those almost believable premises, like Recess or Fillmore. It's something that involves normal kids without relying on one of them having superpowers or superintelligence (e.g. Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, pretty much everything that was in Nickelodeon in the early 2000s), but there were a few things that were so weird that they garnered interest. Like Ed's ignorance of the laws of physics. Or Recess and Fillmore's miniature societies.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
EEnE is probably a show that I should appreciate more than I did/do
Though my favorites were always the Dexterpuff shows and, yes, Cow and Chicken (which CN has long treated like the deformed kid in the basement; it's the oldest Cartoon Cartoon to see no home video release in the U.S., and it's not even on iTunes either)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
During an October 2012 questionnaire on Reddit, Genndy Tartakovsky stated that a new Powerpuff Girls series is underway.[1]Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame revealed that he had recorded voices for a new character in the series for its relaunch supposedly planned to premiere in 2013.[2]
So it looks like this decade's shtick is going to be "rehash everything, dammit"
During an October 2012 questionnaire on Reddit, Genndy Tartakovsky stated that a new Powerpuff Girls series is underway.[1]Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame revealed that he had recorded voices for a new character in the series for its relaunch supposedly planned to premiere in 2013.[2]
So it looks like this decade's shtick is going to be "rehash everything, dammit"
Oh the seeds were planted for that in the 2000s, maybe even the '90s
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This page is beginning with the Big Four, that is a good sign.
How about yourself?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I kind of understand why you hate the cold.
We just got snow yesterday, and it lowered the temperature by...20 degrees? 30? 1000 and 7?
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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wow
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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I'm glad of that, Imi.
Yarruning is a wonderful word. I wholeheartedly approve of it.
The Confused Aliroz approves!
This is our and a half inches less than is usual for the last third of January.
My parents are worried about how this increased heat and reduced snow will affect the crops.
Lord knows we're in a drought, I hope this under-average snowfall can replenish our severely under-line reservoir.
Da only rulez are:
Thou shalt not discard too nuff piecez of trash at one time fo' realz. A phat rule of thumb is ta discard two and three at da most thugged-out, if you straight-up feel tha urge ta do so yo, but generally stick ta one.
Thou shalt not discard excessively big-ass trash items here. Generally bustin lyrics, Supreme Court decisions, novellas, polistical n' religious tracts, n' chartaz of posse institutions is also not trash. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat even if it is trash, like fuckin a miserable big-ass pile of adenines, disposin em here makes tha higher-ups supa pissed fo' realz. And when higher-ups git supa pissed, our crazy-ass asses can no longer smoke up ill thangs, like fuckin havin a place ta discard our trash.
That holla'd, topic is now bout pancakes.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
z=t
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Good-Night, heapsters and Heapsterinas, tropers and troperessas and haberdasherettes. May you all find what you are looking for.
Resurgam.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It had one of those almost believable premises, like Recess or Fillmore. It's something that involves normal kids without relying on one of them having superpowers or superintelligence (e.g. Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, pretty much everything that was in Nickelodeon in the early 2000s), but there were a few things that were so weird that they garnered interest. Like Ed's ignorance of the laws of physics. Or Recess and Fillmore's miniature societies.
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During an October 2012 questionnaire on Reddit, Genndy Tartakovsky stated that a new Powerpuff Girls series is underway.[1] Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame revealed that he had recorded voices for a new character in the series for its relaunch supposedly planned to premiere in 2013.[2]