Happy new year! Let’s hope it’s a good one without any apocalypses (they always spoil your day, don’t they?) or other stupid inconveniences of that sort.
I think I’ve changed a lot over the course of the last year. Well, I’ve grown in age and cynicism, as per usual. Also, this time last year, I used to wonder what friendship could be, until the Internet shared Friendship is Magic with me; thanks, bronies. Other than that, a little more jargon and literature on, and it’s time I stopped procrastinating. This year I intend to learn so much stuff!
i am unsure whether to feel amused, ashamed or depressed by this.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Bobby
Why did I read any of that article T-T
As for that thread Viani's talking about: if it's from IJBM1 then I don't remember it
Strange, considering that I tend to remember those stupid threads and saved some of them (during the last couple months of its existence thread deletions were constant)
As for that thread Viani's talking about: if it's from IJBM1 then I don't remember it
Strange, considering that I tend to remember those stupid threads and saved some of them (during the last couple months of its existence thread deletions were constant)
IJBM 2, "MEGA X SHIT CIRCUIT - MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 98000k"
So my friends and I go to this food court, fairly normal place, in a shopping centre, nothing fancy, and find they’ve erected these great metal-and-fibreglass structures all over the place.
We try to order food. The man at the counter snaps at us – “Ain’t got none.”
Predictably miffed, we press him for an explanation, but receive none. I examine the base of one of the structures; there seems to be some kind of hatch on it but it only opens outwards. “Don’t touch that!” the waitress says.
So we go through the whole cheese shop sketch thing – my friends and I keep asking for different items, but each time they say they “ain’t got none”. I ask for Doritos – Yes! Yes, they do have a bag of Doritos. I pay him some money and the waitress slowly rummages around at the back behind the counter, then makes her way around it, lazily opening the packet and helping herself to a handful. She passes me the packet. It contains five Doritos, broken.
We start to complain, but the guy at the counter isn’t having any of it – “We ain’t serving you! Scram!”
I climb up onto a table. Everybody’s like “Bobby get the hell down from there,” I’m like, “No! I came here for some food, I paid for some food, and some food I’m going to get!”
The counter guy launches into a nihilistic rant about how you don’t always get what you work for, and how in the end nothing ever changes.
I’m like, “Well, something’s changed around here! There used to be food, customers never used to be treated like dirt, and Doritos used to be more than five to a packet!”
I haul myself up onto the top of the nearest machine and drum on the back. A hatch opens in the roof. I jump inside...
I decided to past the time by checking the forums.
Man boobs.
Fat singers.
Relationships.
The same old bullshit. There was nothing to do and it was driving me crazy. Sighing a sigh of resignation, decided to call up Becky. Maybe she'd have something we could do.
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Why did I read any of that article T-T
As for that thread Viani's talking about: if it's from IJBM1 then I don't remember it
Strange, considering that I tend to remember those stupid threads and saved some of them (during the last couple months of its existence thread deletions were constant)
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Tags under Lana del Reys “Paradise” on Amazon.
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I wanted to know if dicks really did have bones in them
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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i feel kind of bad, sorry about that.
iirc there is such thing as a penis bone, but humans don't have them.
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Why you hate me
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Also: don't act as if a chubby chaser hates fat guys :P
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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I think my narratophilia is coming back
God damn it Vivi you cuntbag
now I want a collab again.
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Last I saw it was still on IJBM2, can you not see it?
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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We try to order food. The man at the counter snaps at us – “Ain’t got none.”
Predictably miffed, we press him for an explanation, but receive none. I examine the base of one of the structures; there seems to be some kind of hatch on it but it only opens outwards. “Don’t touch that!” the waitress says.
So we go through the whole cheese shop sketch thing – my friends and I keep asking for different items, but each time they say they “ain’t got none”. I ask for Doritos – Yes! Yes, they do have a bag of Doritos. I pay him some money and the waitress slowly rummages around at the back behind the counter, then makes her way around it, lazily opening the packet and helping herself to a handful. She passes me the packet. It contains five Doritos, broken.
We start to complain, but the guy at the counter isn’t having any of it – “We ain’t serving you! Scram!”
I climb up onto a table. Everybody’s like “Bobby get the hell down from there,” I’m like, “No! I came here for some food, I paid for some food, and some food I’m going to get!”
The counter guy launches into a nihilistic rant about how you don’t always get what you work for, and how in the end nothing ever changes.
I’m like, “Well, something’s changed around here! There used to be food, customers never used to be treated like dirt, and Doritos used to be more than five to a packet!”
I haul myself up onto the top of the nearest machine and drum on the back. A hatch opens in the roof. I jump inside...
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i found that in some notes from ages back; it's a dream i had at some point in December 2011.
i want food now. i have no Doritos.
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I didn't know that you liked Doritos
Ain't got none so it's moot.
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wish me luck