The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• ProfessorGator

  2013-01-16 21:57:12

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  The family with four children looks downright depressed over only having $650,000 a year.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 21:57:42 edited 2013-01-16 21:57:53

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^

  
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-16 21:58:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ugh

  
  

  I feel so BLUH lately and I'm not even sure why

  
  

  I wonder if writing would snap me out of it
• Viani

  2013-01-16 21:58:48

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  How do you even make that much in a year? Does that mean your pay has to be over $25.00 an hour or something?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 21:59:40 edited 2013-01-16 21:59:51

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^

  
• Viani

  2013-01-16 22:01:13

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Wait, I make $14,976.00 a year.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2013-01-16 22:01:19

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  If my calculations are correct, it's more like over $150 an hour. o_O
• Anonus

  2013-01-16 22:02:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Those people do look sad
  
  But y'all are missing the point: CYRUS HIGHSMITH :P
• Viani

  2013-01-16 22:03:15

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  How is that even possible? Do you have to work for congress and steal the fuck out of local donation pools in order to even get $150.00 an hour?
  
• ProfessorGator

  2013-01-16 22:04:53

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  My calculations are not correct, actually. With my masterful reading comprehension skills, I missed the part about tax deductions and investment returns.

  
  

  Even taking those into account, though, it's about $100 an hour. Is there something else I'm missing here or what?
• Viani

  2013-01-16 22:08:11

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Nope. These people must have ludicrously awesome gravy train jobs.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-16 22:08:28

  
  

  I have always dreamed of making $20 an hour
• Viani

  2013-01-16 22:08:46

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Me too.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2013-01-16 22:11:15 edited 2013-01-16 22:11:40

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Admittedly, I don't even have so much as informal training in accounting. I took the income, divided it by 52 weeks per year and then 40 hours per week, and split that in half for each parent. None of those kids look old enough to have a job, so they can't contribute to the income.

  
  

  This is totally a professional and scientifically sound way of doing things. :P
• Viani

  2013-01-16 22:13:34

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  
• Tre

  2013-01-16 22:57:14 edited 2013-01-16 22:59:45

  
  

  supercalifragilisticsadomasochism
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:00:09

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-16 23:02:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Tre

  2013-01-16 23:02:08

  
  

  no
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:06:42

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-16 23:07:51

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i've created a monster.
  
• Viani

  2013-01-16 23:10:01

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Your mom is a monster
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:10:50 edited 2013-01-16 23:11:53

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^

  

  
  

  ^

  
• Viani

  2013-01-16 23:14:07

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  and your mom is a hot single person
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:19:42

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:21:18

  The sadness will last forever.

  Hawz
• Viani

  2013-01-16 23:23:47

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Stop trying to make me bang your mom
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-16 23:27:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Viani/Manly's Mom OTP
  
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:30:52

  The sadness will last forever.

  wht
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:31:07

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:31:41

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:31:53

  The sadness will last forever.

  fied foo
  
• Anonus

  2013-01-16 23:36:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mucus
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-16 23:38:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I feel shitty

  
  

  I keep thinking "there's always tomorrow to look forward to!" but I know damn well I'm going to sit around and do nothing productive tomorrow just like I did nothing productive today

  
  
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:41:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  hmmm
  
  i'd critque some people's artwork right now...
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:44:34

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-16 23:46:23

  do me do me
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:47:08

  The sadness will last forever.

  not right now sorry
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:47:48

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-16 23:50:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  How is it that I haven't gotten a full night's sleep in about a week yet I still don't feel like going to bed
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:50:35

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-16 23:51:13

  THANKS OBAMA
• Anonus

  2013-01-16 23:51:20 edited 2013-01-16 23:51:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^Hey man

  
  

  Sometimes sleep schedules are just weird

  
  

  Also school starts next Wednesday for me

  
  

  I only have one class two days a week (Monday and Wednesday) for less than two hours so it shouldn't cut too deeply into my free time.
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-16 23:51:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Free time is the best!
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-16 23:52:33

  

  I just bought this game.

  
  

  YNTKT
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:53:06

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:53:13

  The sadness will last forever.

  hhhhh
• Misery

  2013-01-16 23:53:19

  The sadness will last forever.

  m
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-16 23:56:12

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Viani

  2013-01-16 23:58:26

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I need to look up this Crimson Shroud.