The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Cream, despite this being a shitpost forum, shitposting yourself out of a jam doesn't work.

    If you stir the pot again, so to speak, you're getting probated again.
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  • No it's totally cool we just decided that we're going to use the other Updates thread and you can have this one all to yourself.

    Have fun.

  • Cream said:

    The amazing thing is that, elsewhere, no one treats me like this.

    Okay. 

    I understand why you feel persecuted. But look back. You're the one who started this, and rather than showing any sign of remorse you just stopped listening to everyone else. I like having you here, and you can be a fun person, but you have to be more receptive to criticism.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Cream said:

    The amazing thing is that, elsewhere, no one treats me like this.

    People will usually treat you in much the same way that you treat them.
  • Hey, I know you guys like your arguments about who's right and who's wrong, but can you all reschedule it? It's been a rough night and I'd prefer having the typical heaper nonsense right now.
  • a8 said:

    Cream said:

    The amazing thing is that, elsewhere, no one treats me like this.

    People will usually treat you in much the same way that you treat them.
    The kicker is that there's a lot more of everyone else than there is of you.
  • Yarrun said:

    Hey, I know you guys like your arguments about who's right and who's wrong, but can you all reschedule it? It's been a rough night and I'd prefer having the typical heaper nonsense right now.

    Fair enough. I'd say we've all said our piece.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He's been probated again, now drop this.
  • Well that was rude.

    Anyway I've been done. So, I don't really have much to say.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm sorry.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    So any of you not familiar with Money Idol Exchanger? Let me tell you about this fucking game, it's crack cocaine in video game form

    Take Magical Drop or Puyo Puyo or some other weak-as-hell bullshit and then turbocharge it with FUCKING AWESOME and a pretty awesome soundtrack to boot and you have this game. Like in Puzzle Bobble where you go

    beep


    boop


    pop


    doink


    ...in Money Puzzle Exchanger it's on fucking nitro and a game can be over in seconds. That doesn't mean the learning curve is steep, it's really easy to pick up and it's addicting as hell. JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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    The entire presentation of the game is over the fucking top and the soundtrack is fucking out there. The characters are fluidly animated during play and the opening animation attract mode has to be seen to be appreciated. 

    The point of the game is to take 5 1-yen pieces and turn them into 5 yen pieces, and then 2 5-yen pieces into 1 10-yen pieces etc etc to where you end up with 500 yen pieces that cancel out. Throughout this you can pull of combos and other things and all sorts of other crazy shit to fuck up the other player. Here's two pros at it, for most other players this game would have been over in 10 seconds:


    go download MAME and this game and thank me later, you will be addicted trust me
  • hey Forsythe I will try that sometime, but since you seem like the sort of dude who might like it, can I recommend Shoot First to you in sincerity?

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sure

    school is starting tomorrow though so I can't promise when to get around to it
  • It's the kind of game you generally play in ten or so minute bites unless you're amazing at it. I wouldn'tve recommended it to you if it was something that required a lot of commitment.

    BUT, whenever you have the time of course. 

    also ProTip: when you do get around to playing it, use the mouse to shoot. Using the keys makes the game impossibly hard.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    :/
  • The sadness will last forever.
    baddeesz
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Roger and Ann needed to meet Sergey in San Francisco. 

    “Should we take a train, or a steamship, or a plane?” asked Ann. 

    “Trains are too slow, and the trip by steamship around South America would take months,” replied Roger. “We’ll take a plane.” 

    He logged onto the central network using his personal computer, and waited while the system verified his identity. With a few keystrokes he entered an electronic ticketing system, and entered the codes for his point of departure and his destination. In moments the computer displayed a list of possible flights, and he picked the earliest one. Dollars were automatically deducted from his personal account to pay for the transaction. 

    The planes left from the city airport, which they reached using the city bi-rail. Ann had changed into her travelling outfit, which consisted of a light shirt in polycarbon-derived artifical fabric, which showed off her pert figure, without genetic enhancements, and dark blue pants made of textiles. Her attractive brown hair was uncovered. 

    At the airport Roger presented their identification cards to a representative of the airline company, who used her own computer system to check his identity and retrieve his itinerary. She entered a confirmation number, and gave him two passes which gave them access to the boarding area. They now underwent a security inspection, which was required for all airline flights. They handed their luggage to another representative; it would be transported in a separate, unpressurized chamber on the aircraft. 

    “Do you think we’ll be flying on a propeller plane? Or one of the newer jets?” asked Ann. 

    “I’m sure it will be a jet,” said Roger. “Propeller planes are almost entirely out of date, after all. On the other hand, rocket engines are still experimental. It’s said that when they’re in general use, trips like this will take an hour at most. This one will take up to four hours.” 

    After a short wait, they were ushered onto the plane with the other passengers. The plane was an enormous steel cylinder at least a hundred meters long, with sleek backswept wings on which four jet engines were mounted. They glanced into the front cabin and saw the two pilots, consulting a bank of equipment needed the fly the plane. Roger was glad that he did not need to fly the plane himself; it was a difficult profession which required years of training. 

    The surprisingly large passenger area was equipped with soft benches, and windows through which they could look down at the countryside as they flew 11 km high at more than 800 km/h. There were nozzles for the pressurized air which kept the atmosphere in the cabin warm and comfortable despite the coldness of the stratosphere. 

    “I’m a little nervous,” Ann said, before the plane took off. 

    “There’s nothing to worry about,” he assured her. “These flights are entirely routine. You’re safer than you are in our ground transport cars!” 

    Despite his calm words, Roger had to admit to some nervousness as the pilot took off, and the land dropped away below them. He and the other passengers watched out the windows for a long time. With difficulty, he could make out houses and farms and moving vehicles far below. 

    “There are more people going to San Francisco today than I would have expected,” he remarked. 

    “Some of them may in fact be going elsewhere,” she answered. “As you know, it’s expensive to provide airplane links between all possible locations. We employ a hub system, and people from smaller cities travel first to the hub, and then to their final destination. Fortunately, you found us a flight that takes us straight to San Francisco.” 

    When they arrived at the San Francisco airport, agents of the airline company helped them out of their seats and retrieved their luggage, checking the numeric tags to ensure that they were given to the right people. 

    “I can hardly believe we’re already in another city,” said Ann. “Just four hours ago we were in Chicago.” 

    “We’re not quite there!” corrected Roger. “We’re in the airport, which is some distance from the city, since it requires a good deal of space on the ground, and because of occasional accidents. From here we’ll take a smaller vehicle into the city.” 

    They selected one of the hydrocarbon-powered ground transports from the queue which waited outside the airport. The fee was small enough that it was not paid electronically, but using portable dollar tokens. The driver conducted his car unit into the city; though he drove only at 100 km/hr, it felt much faster since they were only a meter from the concrete road surface. He looked over at Ann, concerned that the speed might alarm her; but she seemed to be enjoying the ride. A game girl, and intelligent as well! 

    At last the driver stopped his car, and they had arrived. Electronic self-opening doors welcomed them to Sergey’s building. The entire trip had taken less than seven hours.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    boy i missed out on a lot on pokemon

    since pokemon fire red
  • The sadness will last forever.
    should catch up by now
  • also Corporal idk how much you like retro graphics but this game delivers in that particular department.

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Roger and Ann needed to meet Sergey in San Francisco. 

    “Should we take a train, or a steamship, or a plane?” asked Ann. 

    “Trains are too slow, and the trip by steamship around South America would take months,” replied Roger. “We’ll take a plane.” 

    He logged onto the central network using his personal computer, and waited while the system verified his identity. With a few keystrokes he entered an electronic ticketing system, and entered the codes for his point of departure and his destination. In moments the computer displayed a list of possible flights, and he picked the earliest one. Dollars were automatically deducted from his personal account to pay for the transaction. 

    The planes left from the city airport, which they reached using the city bi-rail. Ann had changed into her travelling outfit, which consisted of a light shirt in polycarbon-derived artifical fabric, which showed off her pert figure, without genetic enhancements, and dark blue pants made of textiles. Her attractive brown hair was uncovered. 

    At the airport Roger presented their identification cards to a representative of the airline company, who used her own computer system to check his identity and retrieve his itinerary. She entered a confirmation number, and gave him two passes which gave them access to the boarding area. They now underwent a security inspection, which was required for all airline flights. They handed their luggage to another representative; it would be transported in a separate, unpressurized chamber on the aircraft. 

    “Do you think we’ll be flying on a propeller plane? Or one of the newer jets?” asked Ann. 

    “I’m sure it will be a jet,” said Roger. “Propeller planes are almost entirely out of date, after all. On the other hand, rocket engines are still experimental. It’s said that when they’re in general use, trips like this will take an hour at most. This one will take up to four hours.” 

    After a short wait, they were ushered onto the plane with the other passengers. The plane was an enormous steel cylinder at least a hundred meters long, with sleek backswept wings on which four jet engines were mounted. They glanced into the front cabin and saw the two pilots, consulting a bank of equipment needed the fly the plane. Roger was glad that he did not need to fly the plane himself; it was a difficult profession which required years of training. 

    The surprisingly large passenger area was equipped with soft benches, and windows through which they could look down at the countryside as they flew 11 km high at more than 800 km/h. There were nozzles for the pressurized air which kept the atmosphere in the cabin warm and comfortable despite the coldness of the stratosphere. 

    “I’m a little nervous,” Ann said, before the plane took off. 

    “There’s nothing to worry about,” he assured her. “These flights are entirely routine. You’re safer than you are in our ground transport cars!” 

    Despite his calm words, Roger had to admit to some nervousness as the pilot took off, and the land dropped away below them. He and the other passengers watched out the windows for a long time. With difficulty, he could make out houses and farms and moving vehicles far below. 

    “There are more people going to San Francisco today than I would have expected,” he remarked. 

    “Some of them may in fact be going elsewhere,” she answered. “As you know, it’s expensive to provide airplane links between all possible locations. We employ a hub system, and people from smaller cities travel first to the hub, and then to their final destination. Fortunately, you found us a flight that takes us straight to San Francisco.” 

    When they arrived at the San Francisco airport, agents of the airline company helped them out of their seats and retrieved their luggage, checking the numeric tags to ensure that they were given to the right people. 

    “I can hardly believe we’re already in another city,” said Ann. “Just four hours ago we were in Chicago.” 

    “We’re not quite there!” corrected Roger. “We’re in the airport, which is some distance from the city, since it requires a good deal of space on the ground, and because of occasional accidents. From here we’ll take a smaller vehicle into the city.” 

    They selected one of the hydrocarbon-powered ground transports from the queue which waited outside the airport. The fee was small enough that it was not paid electronically, but using portable dollar tokens. The driver conducted his car unit into the city; though he drove only at 100 km/hr, it felt much faster since they were only a meter from the concrete road surface. He looked over at Ann, concerned that the speed might alarm her; but she seemed to be enjoying the ride. A game girl, and intelligent as well! 

    At last the driver stopped his car, and they had arrived. Electronic self-opening doors welcomed them to Sergey’s building. The entire trip had taken less than seven hours.

    Where is this from?  i have a feeling i've seen it before.

    It's great.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=224

    Apparently the original site got taken down.
  • hey a8 you should play this game too

    maybe

    idk

    I don't know what kind of video games you play.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Oooooh

    shoot first looks pretty awesome.
  • yes it is you should get it.

    Also you can't beat the price (it's free).

    There's an Extra version you can get by donating to the developer but it's a preliminary build and it's buggy. So I recommend the free version.

    I sometimes show up on the leaderboards as Mojave Mu$ic.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i seldom play any video games tbh.

    But if it'll play on my crappy laptop i'll give it a try.
  • I can't imagine it wouldn't.

    I mean, look at it.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It wouldn't play Amnesia.

    But yeah, that game looks like it should play OK.

    Not this minute though.  But thanks for recommending it.
  • no problem.

    If either of you find yourself addicted, I could use some help with my currently two page wiki for the game.

  • hahahahahaha someone just literally bought mod status on OFT.

    stuff like this is why I go there in the first place.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You can buy mod status there?
  • not normally but someone just lent Beazy (one of the admins) $50 via PayPal and he modded them in return.

    I assume the other admins will throw a fit over this and de-mod the guy by tomorrow but it's funny in the meantime.

  • (*Thinking cap*)


    heeeeeeeeeeeey anonus i have this cd of news music, and you know my being a mod would be great and stufffffffffffffffffffff
  • All @flyinglotus shows for 2013 have been cancelled as he focuses on making a chopped and screwed edit of the entire 'Les Misérables' OST
  • wait is that serious
  • no, but FlyLo himself briefly thought it was.
  • it's from a joke twitter account called PigforkMedia.
  • oh drat


    that would be pretty sweet
  • http://www.last.fm/user/Naneykins/library


    in related news FlyLo is now on my first page of arists
  • that's because FlyLo is better than everything.
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