The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Misery

  2013-01-14 23:59:46

  The sadness will last forever.

  is there a such a thing as poc passing white
  
  cuz i'm one of them
  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-14 23:59:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am a non-boring^{[citation needed]} white person.
• Misery

  2013-01-15 00:00:43

  The sadness will last forever.

  ^ ^ ^ it's kinda hard to tell with my grandma's photos
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 00:00:50

  
  

  Cream said:

  I am one of those white people who has like minimal non-white heritage and may try to use that to seem 'edgy' or whatever but effectively I am just a boring white person.
  

  me too
• Anonus

  2013-01-15 00:01:07 edited 2013-01-15 00:01:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^^But you're not boring

  
  

  ...I wonder if I should make myself a Trickster Mode outfit
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:01:34 edited 2013-01-15 00:01:51

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Two Face said:

  is there a such a thing as poc passing white
  
  cuz i'm one of them
  

  no comprende

  
  

  ^But all white people are boring, it's the law.
• Anonus

  2013-01-15 00:01:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  As for me being biracial I am rather plainly not fully white

  
  

  My skin is a light shade of brown
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:02:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Manly McMacho said:

  ^But all white people are boring, it's the law.

  
  FUCK THA POLICE
• Misery

  2013-01-15 00:03:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  i'm a cool azn (mostly) :p
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:04:11

  Cream said:

  I am one of those white people who has like minimal non-white heritage and may try to use that to seem 'edgy' or whatever but effectively I am just a boring white person.
  

  
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:04:31

  a8 said:

  Manly McMacho said:

  ^But all white people are boring, it's the law.

  
  FUCK THA POLICE

  wiggadee wiggadee wick *shring*
• Unknown

  2013-01-15 00:12:58

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• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:13:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Good night Cream.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:13:38

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Night crimi
• Misery

  2013-01-15 00:15:01

  The sadness will last forever.

  night cream
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:16:08

  I hate to admit it, but one or two lines in Stupid Hoe are actually pretty clever.

  
  

  "Someone put a cape on you, you a supah hoe!"
• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 00:17:08

  
  

  The whole song is a gift from god, don't fool yourself.
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:18:46

  You know, thinking about Nicki Minaj made me wonder who the other gods in the Heap pantheon are.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:18:52

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:18:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Sometimes i wish i knew more about my family tree.  my parents are both pretty vague about the details past what's in living memory.
  
  my dad was apparently told never to forget that we are part Jewish.
  
  Then he spent nearly 23 years getting around to telling me, so first class never-forgetting there.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:19:14

  I'd start a Heap Pantheon thread, but we all know how well threads of that nature have worked in the past.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:19:44

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  bah, just do it.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:21:01

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Kexruct said:

  You know, thinking about Nicki Minaj made me wonder who the other gods in the Heap pantheon are.

  Thomas Pynchon?  David Bowie?  Andrew Hussie?
  
  Lana Del Rey is an upstart who appears to be trying to ascend to godhood.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 00:21:42

  
  

  J.G. Thirlwell
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:21:51

  Thread made. Go nuts.
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:23:01

  We'd probably have to split it into things like "Major gods, lesser gods, (something that is divine but not enough to be a lesser god)" depending on how many of us mention them. Like, Minaj would be a major god, Hussie and Pynchon would be lesser gods. That kind of thing.
• Anonus

  2013-01-15 00:27:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Pynchon is a master of the incomprehensible/nonsensical/weird

  
  

  He is deserving of a higher place in this pantheon
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:29:42

  I'm not sure enough of us have read his stuff, though. Certainly less than have read Homestuck.

  
  

  Ah well, I guess this means:

  
  

  MG: Minaj, Pynchon, Hussie

  LG:

  (unnamed as of yet): 
• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 00:31:10

  
  

  telling you Genesis
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:32:23

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  If we have gods why not demons?
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:32:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i got a copy of The Crying of Lot 49 for my birthday, but i haven't read it yet.
  
  i know Cream and Imi both like his books though.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:33:33

  Sounds good. I'll put that on the main thread.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:34:17

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Manly McMacho said:

  If we have gods why not demons?

  
  Because a list of enemies of heapers would presumably be crowded out by antinatalists, SJWs, 'twitter Marxists', r/atheists, racist Youtube commenters, etc.?
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:35:18 edited 2013-01-15 00:35:44

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  demons =/= enemies

  
  

  that and nothing on that list is relevant to anything
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:37:10

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Fair enough.
  
  i am curious as to who the heaper demons would be though.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:38:49

  a8 said:

  i am curious as to who the heaper demons would be though.

  
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:40:57

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Ditto.

  
  

  I didn't have anything in mind, I just thought it'd be a neat idea.
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:41:48

  A lot of our gods could qualify as demons. Maybe Lana Del Ray and Nicki Minaj could be demons?

  
  

  Or spambots even.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:43:56

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Spambots are too pleb.

  
  

  ...Lana and Nicki could work. I already have at least one appropriate depiction of such lined up.

  
  

  
• Anonus

  2013-01-15 00:45:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  How come Sweet Cuppin' Cakes isn't a real show?
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:47:19

  So, Lana Del Ray will be a demon. Got it.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:48:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Heh, i literally just posted that in the pantheon thread.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:49:55

  Everything is confuzzling.
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:50:24

  The pantheon thread is making me want to revive HTCG, but one thing at a time I suppose.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:59:13

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  For some reason I can't access the heap unless using a proxy. As in, the site just plain doesn't work otherwise. I'm pretty sure I wasn't just banned considering I'm typing this right now, so, what happened? :|
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:59:30

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Kexruct said:

  The pantheon thread is making me want to revive HTCG, but one thing at a time I suppose.

  HTCG?
• Anonus

  2013-01-15 01:03:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Manly McMacho said:

  For some reason I can't access the heap unless using a proxy. As in, the site just plain doesn't work otherwise. I'm pretty sure I wasn't just banned considering I'm typing this right now, so, what happened? :|

  I don't know, none of your accounts are banned...
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 01:04:00

  Manly McMacho said:

  Kexruct said:

  The pantheon thread is making me want to revive HTCG, but one thing at a time I suppose.

  HTCG?

  HEAP: The Trading Card Game.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 01:07:14

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^Weird.
  
  ^Huh.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 01:09:13

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  And now it's working again. Nevermind.