The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2013-01-13 19:07:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Corporal Forsythe

  2013-01-13 19:08:42

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Manly McMacho said:

  Only sitting down in military-grade folding chairs, with binoculars but turned the other way that makes everything look smaller.

  "military grade" doesn't mean what you think it means

  
  

  it means that it's held together with spit and bailing wire 
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 19:09:07

  
  

  the loneliest people

  

  are the kindest

  the saddest people

  

  smile the brightest 

  the most damaged people

  

  are the wisest 
• Viani

  2013-01-13 19:09:19

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  and LIBERTY and MONEY STOLEN FROM THE AMERICANS BY CONGRESS
  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-13 19:10:32 edited 2013-01-13 19:12:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Imipölex G said:

  

  i like how Black Plague's expression doesn't change, like it's totally apathetic to the whole thing.
  
• Viani

  2013-01-13 19:11:28

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I like the animashin
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-13 19:14:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Black Plague don't give a shit. it's Black Plague.
  
• Viani

  2013-01-13 19:15:46

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  The Black Death vs. The Black Plague
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 19:16:44

  
  

  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 19:16:57

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Actual cannibal the Black Death laughing alone with The Black Plague
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-13 19:17:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Yes Vriska, we need serious help!
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 19:20:13

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I'd give Vriska some serious help #iykwim
• Viani

  2013-01-13 19:21:50

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

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• Hexartes

  2013-01-13 19:24:38

  
  

  Tre said:

  

  Vriska said:

  
  

  Vriska said:

  spider8utt.

  
  
  These two posts make me crack up every time I remember them.
• Hexartes

  2013-01-13 19:25:10

  I don't know what I find so hilarious about "spider8utt" but it's still funny.
• Viani

  2013-01-13 19:26:01

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  that shit's hilarity ous.
  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-13 19:43:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/13/julie-birchill-bullying-trans-community
• Tachyon

  2013-01-13 19:48:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Of course, bananas are far more interesting.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 19:49:41

  
  

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-01-13 19:57:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I leave to work on solving the ultimate puzzle for 15 minutes and you guys snowclone the internet.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 19:58:41

  
  

  Mustard gas has extremely powerful vesicant effects on its victims. In addition, it is strongly mutagenic and carcinogenic, due to its alkylating properties. It is also lipophilic. Because people exposed to mustard gas rarely suffer immediate symptoms, and mustard-contaminated areas may appear completely normal, victims can unknowingly receive high dosages. Within 24 hours of exposure to mustard agent, victims experience intense itching and skin irritation, which gradually turns into large blisters filled with yellow fluid wherever the mustard agent contacted the skin. These are chemical burns and are very debilitating. Mustard gas vapour easily penetrates clothing fabrics such as wool or cotton, so it is not only the exposed skin of victims that gets burned. If the victim's eyes were exposed then they become sore, starting with conjunctivitis, after which the eyelids swell, resulting in temporary blindness. Miosis may also occur, which is probably the result from the cholinomimetic activity of mustard.[8] At very high concentrations, if inhaled, mustard agent causes bleeding and blistering within the respiratory system, damaging mucous membranes and causing pulmonary edema. Depending on the level of contamination, mustard gas burns can vary between first and second degree burns, though they can also be every bit as severe, disfiguring and dangerous as third degree burns.[9] Severe mustard gas burns (i.e. where more than 50% of the victim's skin has been burned) are often fatal, with death occurring after some days or even weeks have passed. Mild or moderate exposure to mustard agent is unlikely to kill, though victims require lengthy periods of medical treatment and convalescence before recovery is complete. The mutagenic and carcinogenic effects of mustard agent mean that victims who recover from mustard gas burns have an increased risk of developing cancer in later life.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 19:59:22

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Yarrun said:

  I leave to work on solving the ultimate puzzle for 15 minutes and you guys snowclone the internet.
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 19:59:57

  
  

  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 20:01:04

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Naney said:

  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-13 20:01:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  STAPLER SAN
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 20:01:51

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Imipölex G said:

  STAPLER SAN
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:01:55

  
  

  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 20:02:24

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Naney said:

  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-13 20:02:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  MEGA MILK
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 20:03:16

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Imipölex G said:

  MEGA MILK
  

  
  
• sunn wolf

  2013-01-13 20:12:09

  Naney said:

  

  thanks fr this, will use it often.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:19:55

  
  

  

  
  

  this is an mri of someone seeing boku no pico

  
  

  the brain releases endorphins at the moment of the third ova

  
  

  making them feel a range of emotions

  
  

  tragically beautiful
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:20:04

  
  

  AMC
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:25:44

  
  

  http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ec93/
• Anonus

  2013-01-13 20:26:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  OLTL
• sunn wolf

  2013-01-13 20:30:57

  Naney said:

  http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ec93/

   
  its kinda cute but then i see
  

  Oh hai, Japan! Thanks for inventing these!

  and i want to kill myself again
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 20:33:13

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Weeaboos: Challenging your will to live since 1947.
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:34:03 edited 2013-01-13 20:34:13

  
  

  thinkgeek kinda has this whole "neato products, everything else is like oh fuck shit" thing going on
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 20:36:33

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Considering their tagline is "stuff for smart masses", I can't really say that surprises me.
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:36:57

  
  

  http://www.youtube.com/feed/history
• Anonus

  2013-01-13 20:37:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I want to make shirts sometimes
  
  I would make one that looks like Rocko's and one that looks like Buttercup's top
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-13 20:45:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The Buttercup one would be easy (I assume by "top" you mean "dress"); you'd just have to take a green shirt and sew a black band on it to represent her belt.
• Obā-san

  2013-01-13 20:48:36

  
  

  https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/290354348775591936

  
  

  
  

  welp
• Anonus

  2013-01-13 21:20:33

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  floating pegasus shit is canon

  
  

  lauren we need you back, inject MLP:FIM with the twistedness that Hasbro cannot allow on its precious toy commercial channel
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-13 21:25:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
  she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
  
• Anonus

  2013-01-13 21:29:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The Hub presents a haunting story of drug abuse, When I Was Young I Smoked Eighty Jolly Ranchers A Day

  
  

  The story that Hershey Foods doesn't want you to hear
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 21:35:05

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-01-13 21:43:35 edited 2013-01-13 21:44:25

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  About the only thing I can think of where "military grade" actually means something is microchips, where there's an entire testing procedure (MIL-STD-883) for toughness and reliability. Of course, chips that are actually tested that ell are ridiculously expensive, so you're not likely to see them outside of surplus military gear or certain automotive uses.
• Tachyon

  2013-01-13 21:48:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  On second thoughts, let's not post on Heapers' Hangout.  It is a silly place.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-13 21:50:09

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  WHEEEEEEEEEEE~~