I accidentally middle clicked while scrolling and it opened up a bunch of random threads and profile pages what have I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
So is it me, or is "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" the most unpleasant way to start a song ever?
Well the better question is
what happens if you don't look at that photograph
The song ends, along with Nickelback's career. They end up cold and hungry on the streets, culminating with Chad being forced to eat the other members out of hunger. The police catch him and throw him in jail. He expects to be brutally sodomized, except he isn't as no one wants to have sex with a cannibal for fear that he will mistake their penises for freshly grilled plump ball park franks. This makes him fear that he isn't as pretty as he once thought, and he spends out the rest of his days alone and insecure, all while cursing your name. It's all your fault, you put him through this hell, and now, you must pay the ultimate price.
apparently I have to leave for work half an hour early now because well if I don't leave now I won't get there a fucking hour early and we just can't have that
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So is it me, or is "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" the most unpleasant way to start a song ever?
Well the better question is
what happens if you don't look at that photograph
The song ends, along with Nickelback's career. They end up cold and hungry on the streets, culminating with Chad being forced to eat the other members out of hunger. The police catch him and throw him in jail. He expects to be brutally sodomized, except he isn't as no one wants to have sex with a cannibal for fear that he will mistake their penises for freshly grilled plump ball park franks. This makes him fear that he isn't as pretty as he once thought, and he spends out the rest of his days alone and insecure, all while cursing your name. It's all your fault, you put him through this hell, and now, you must pay the ultimate price.
So is it me, or is "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" the most unpleasant way to start a song ever?
Well the better question is
what happens if you don't look at that photograph
The song ends, along with Nickelback's career. They end up cold and hungry on the streets, culminating with Chad being forced to eat the other members out of hunger. The police catch him and throw him in jail. He expects to be brutally sodomized, except he isn't as no one wants to have sex with a cannibal for fear that he will mistake their penises for freshly grilled plump ball park franks. This makes him fear that he isn't as pretty as he once thought, and he spends out the rest of his days alone and insecure, all while cursing your name. It's all your fault, you put him through this hell, and now, you must pay the ultimate price.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So Corporal, are you allowed to have sex with men in the military?
Like, only the hot guys I mean
You know that's a good question
When I separated from the Marines in 2008, the only legal sex was with man and woman and in missionary position only. I'm not making this up, either. That was the actual order. Everything else was considered sodomy.
Now, I don't know what the deal is other than gays can openly serve
So Corporal, are you allowed to have sex with men in the military?
Like, only the hot guys I mean
You know that's a good question
When I separated from the Marines in 2008, the only legal sex was with man and woman and in missionary position only. I'm not making this up, either. That was the actual order. Everything else was considered sodomy.
Now, I don't know what the deal is other than gays can openly serve
Were people allowed to watch them have sex in 2008?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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into the now / a red honk
Single by Trevor Whatever!
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apparently I have to leave for work half an hour early now because well if I don't leave now I won't get there a fucking hour early and we just can't have that
so I guess I'll see you all later.
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Bye, Mojave.
have you made this exact same post before or did i just get the most lucid deja vu in the world
I remember it
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Like, only the hot guys I mean
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