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Hexartes · 2013-01-12 00:15:03

Well, I have no personal experience there. I just think it's a cool song.

Sorry, man >_>

Obā-san · 2013-01-12 00:15:14

Anonus · 2013-01-12 00:27:16

There was another shooting in Aurora less than a week ago

i just...why

Obā-san · 2013-01-12 00:27:26

Imipolex G · 2013-01-12 00:28:08

I can never take black metal seriously again...wait, I didn't in the first place.

Hexartes · 2013-01-12 00:29:21

I think Kristina Perri is a Dementor.

Obā-san · 2013-01-12 00:30:39

There is minimal d'n'b

and then there is this tune

Obā-san · 2013-01-12 00:31:57

it's like what would happen if Icicle had a baby with Raster-Noton

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Obā-san · 2013-01-12 00:35:52

Black metal can be pretty great.

Tre · 2013-01-12 01:00:30

OK, so I am 90% sure of this being the case but I'm just going to ask for the heck of it.

Launchpad McQuack is a duck, right?

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:01:49

Yes, why?

Obā-san · 2013-01-12 01:02:40

Launchpad McQuack 7 thumbs up
A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.

Tre · 2013-01-12 01:05:14

Just wondering. Disney changed his character design on Darkwing Duck and made it so he didn't have the normal duck-style tongue, but a general one instead.

Combined with his giant beak it made me think he could be a pelican.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:07:53

his giant beak makes him look more MANLY

Princess Alice · 2013-01-12 01:11:10

Ugh. I took a nap at 5:30 or so, assuming that my parents would wake me up for dinner like they always used to.

But for some reason they've stopped doing this with no explanation, and I ended up sleeping straight till 12:30... >_<

Princess Alice · 2013-01-12 01:11:49

I mean, I know it's not their job to wake me up, but when they've done it so consistently in the past I don't think it's unreasonable for me to assume they'll do it again.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:25:46

Eating Giros

I think I kinda like these better than Oreos

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 01:39:01

I return.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:42:55

Hi Mojave

I have deemed it time for Hearst, H&FJ, and buyin' corporations

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 01:50:07

OutKast officially reunited today.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:51:21

Did they perform "Hey Ya"?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 01:53:11

They didn't reunite in a performance, and "Hey Ya" is an Andre 3000 solo song anyway.

They reunited on the remix of Frank Ocean's "Pink Matter".

Anonus · 2013-01-12 02:00:04

That was pretty good.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 02:35:02

cannabis

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 02:37:27

crack cocaine

Toolsie · 2013-01-12 03:14:43

Hello

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 03:15:35

'ey Toolzy.

I'd stay around and chat with ya but I'm about to go to sleep.

You have a nice night tho, OK?

Toolsie · 2013-01-12 03:16:40

Okay. Sleep well!

Anonus · 2013-01-12 03:19:57

reading Bloomberg Businessweek

thinking about my move into retail

Tachyon · 2013-01-12 03:45:03

Good morning.

Princess Alice · 2013-01-12 03:48:04

You know, usually I dislike California's insistence on doing things differently than the rest of the country, but here I think they have the right idea:

For comparison, here's the one used in the rest of the US:

Now when's the last time you actually saw a flagger stop traffic with a flag? I can't recall ever seeing one, myself.

Tachyon · 2013-01-12 03:51:35

i got what the California one meant immediately, despite never having seen it before.

Without knowing beforehand, i wouldn't have been sure what the second one meant.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 03:52:04

Good morning Bobby

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 03:52:42

I should maybe shrink my sig...

Tachyon · 2013-01-12 03:53:23

hahaha holy shit dude

Morning, Anonus.

Tachyon · 2013-01-12 03:53:52

literally cannot stop laughing at that sig

Anonus · 2013-01-12 03:54:37

I wrote that sig

before he BLANKED IT >:/

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 03:54:41

OK, it's smaller.

I can make it even smaller.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 03:58:26

Sorry Anonus, I figured I'd celebrate white history month, as I'm sure that's what this month will become.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 03:59:04

OK, shrunk it more to what is probably a reasonable size.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 03:59:32

I'm gonna create the most annoying to look at page in Heaper History, just you watch.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 04:11:39

THIS CLUB CAN'T HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!

Princess Alice · 2013-01-12 04:14:40

Let's play REGIONAL DIFFERENCES TIME!

When you have to pull over for some reason and you press that little button to start all four of your turn signals at once, what's that called?

I always called them "flashers". My mother, who learned to drive in California, calls them "hazards" (presumably derived from "hazard lights").

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-12 04:15:28

Justice42 said:
THIS CLUB CAN'T HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!

That song... irks me.

Odradek · 2013-01-12 04:16:55

But Flo Rida knows how to make them stop and stare as he zones out!

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 04:20:24

...It's a song?

I just knew it from memes.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-12 04:20:45

I call them "Hazards".

Misery · 2013-01-12 04:25:01

im the devil

i know everything

Tachyon · 2013-01-12 04:27:22

i don't drive but i've heard them called 'hazard lights' and just 'lights', iirc.

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Launchpad McQuack	7 thumbs up
	A sexual act with several steps. 1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car. 2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle. 3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash. Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.