The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Naney said: Kexruct said: in addition to having storm-conjuring powers, they can induce mental illness.

    yeah, we're rad like that

    seriously,
    how haven't gay people taken over the world yet
  • > Implying we haven't
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:



    seriously, how haven't gay people taken over the world yet

    they're still arguing over the style of drapes to impose, so don't hold your breath
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    We invest all our time and money into musical theater
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Naney said:

    no you aren't

    I would question it as well, quite seriously
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "I told a student on Monday that I hate him like a turd that won't flush. " Why are none of my professors like this
  • Because you aren't at Carleton


    Relatedly, it was one of the colleges i have considered going to.
  • But then I toured around campus and stuff and decided against it.


    Was kinda boring.


    Northfield is a rad town tho, so St. Olaf is still in the running.
  • fun fact: the town smells like malt-o-meal about half the time


    also it has some wonderful coffee shops, a tolerable record store, a fantastic book store and an all around nice atmosphere
  • The sadness will last forever.
    moar hummus than hummus
  • The sadness will last forever.
    goofy shop
  • The sadness will last forever.
    huuuii
  • The sadness will last forever.
    sandra cretu
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney said:

    Because you aren't at Carleton



    Relatedly, it was one of the colleges i have considered going to.
    The friend of mine that I visited in Japan is a Carleton alumni, he liked it well enough but I don't think it'd be the first school he'd recommend 
  • edited 2013-01-11 19:53:09
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    From the "things I should have known about but didn't until just now" file: I just found out DICK BUTT was from a KC Green comic. Huh.
  • Idea for a legend in the setting I made up:

    Guy goes to a fortune teller who tells him that his wife will soon die. Rather than attempt to fight fate, he spends almost all of his money building a magnificent tomb for his wife, but she dies when she is crushed by a slab of marble.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    or she dies from a heart attack when she sees the bill for the tomb's construction

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    that would be right out of a Twilight Zone episode
  • Hey Naney, do you have any long jazz tracks that I could listen to while I write this?
  • Thanks a ton, man.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hi Cream

    *hugs Cream*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc has engaged Trickster Mode
  • edited 2013-01-11 20:18:45
    I've been working for about five minutes and this
    Kexruct said:

    It was an hour until midnight, and the sweltering heat was showing no signs of going away.

    was all I could get for a first sentence.

    Is it any good?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    You know one of the best things about having a politician liked on Facebook is just watching how with every status update, there's two or three very angry people who always try to start up a flame war with said politician

    like this guy:

    Mike Truthandjustice  When UP Your's BUSH NAZI, Times getting REAL CLOSE PAL. Bring it BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:


    Is it any good?
    No that won't work, here let me fix it for you

    It was a dark and stormy night, 
  • Kexruct said:


    Is it any good?
    No that won't work, here let me fix it for you

    It was a dark and stormy night, 
    So, no.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Candy
  • Naney said:

    here I am, a 16-ish kid who listens to pretty much nothing but alt-rock, some metal and some more commercial industrial and I pop in this CD and



    Get hit with this track that is little more than a massive desk-shaking bassline, and some skittering drums.


    It was like I had been teleported to another planet.


    prolly my most defining musical experience



    imagine this: you are an 11-year-old kid. your musical taste ranges from The Hives (awesome) through to Sum 41 and Alien Ant Farm (huh). youve bought a few cds in your time but nothing that couldnt be called "commercial rock" in some form or another, mostly pop-punk kind of stuff (and some nu-metal and Metallica you picked up from your brother.)

    you find a CD entitled 'Q Best of 2003', hey it has some people youve heard of on it, maybe you should listen to all of it, so you stick the CD on and suddenly

    and that was that.

  • edited 2013-01-11 20:42:04

    Alien Ant Farm

    i can't help but find this strangely amusing for some reason
  • i feel weird


    kinda like tired but not
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not tired, myself

    I've launched my corporations into Trickster Mode

    As such they may do whatever they want now
  • Naney said:

    Alien Ant Farm

    i can't help but find this strangely amusing for some reason



    i used to really like that cover of smooth criminal that they did

    unrelated to that but related to above: this guy kills it.

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't know
  • edited 2013-01-11 21:01:18
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  • edited 2013-01-11 21:04:09
    This is what I have now:

    It was an hour after midnight, and it was still as hot as it was twelve hours before. Earlier that evening, people had poured into The Golden Grain to seek solace from the sweltering heat.  It was a more-or-less average day of summer, and things in the inn took their normal course. As the hours went on, as always happened, the amicable, good natured patrons of the inn were gradually replaced by or were otherwise revealed to be a cantankerous belligerent bunch of drunks, and this group tried to stay as long as was possible, and tended towards the more extreme ends of “possible.”  By one in the morning, though, even they had gone and now all that remained was the publican, Mr. Ygdhir, opening the door with one hand and dragging out the final, and incidentally unconscious, customer with the other. Ygdhir laid him out on the bench outside the inn and ensured that the drunkard wouldn’t choke on his own vomit in the night before returning to the inn and barring the doors.
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  • edited 2013-01-11 21:06:25
    It is not a modern setting.
  • Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what about pouring lava down the throats of those who have crossed you
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  • My brother has that episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Mac is going out with the transsexual. Given the nature of this show it's actually surprising how sympathetically her character is portrayed.

    Naturally, my brother is all like "eeeeeeew" every time there's a scene between the two but whatever.
  • i hope that there is an afterlife and that there are belly rubs there
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