You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can't decide whether or not I like Automated Flagger Assistance Devices
On one hand, it eleminates a job, which is shitty--instead of having a flagger at each end, you have one flagger and one or two remote-control devices. On the other hand, it could also be a huge safety improvement: instead of having two people standing in traffic, you can stick a machine at either end and control them remotely!
Is the safety improvement worth the trade-off of eliminating a job from each project? :\
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^ That's a good point.
Not to mention that over the past couple years I've seen multiple drivers blatantly disobey people directing traffic. I haven't seen anyone disobey a construction zone flagger, but if you're the kind of person who nearly runs over the guy directing traffic at the Fourth of July fireworks, I have no reason to believe you'd respect a STOP paddle.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If my mother gets a text while she's driving, she passes the phone off to me and dictates a reply for me to send.
It's preferable to her actually texting while driving, but still, would it be that great a tragedy to just not reply until you get where you're going?
^ My dad does the exact same thing, and then says that I can text faster than he can, even though it's a phone with the keys where you have to press them numerous times to get the correct letter.
Been texting since I was 10, and did GCSE in ICT. I have fast fingers.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know what amuses me? Nobody ever catches on that it's me sending texts from Mother's phone, despite the fact that we have completely different texting styles.
Mom: "need u 2 go 2 store. we r out of toilet paper & rice chex"
Me: "Need you to go to the store. We're out of toilet paper and Rice Cheques."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Americans who use British style spelling need to be punched in the fucking face
Not because there's anything wrong with British-style spelling of colour or cheque, but it's pretentious idiots stateside trying to look refined by doing so
Americans who use British style spelling need to be punched in the fucking face
Not because there's anything wrong with British-style spelling of colour or cheque, but it's pretentious idiots stateside trying to look refined by doing so
i think we'd be better off if we just treated both spellings as acceptable tbh.
Although Americans who think 'bullocks' is a genuine British swear word never fail to amuse.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sometimes I worry I'm becoming one of those obnoxious-ass Americans who fetishizes all things British
Like, when I was reading that page Cream linked with the comparison of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone vs. Sorcerer's Stone I found myself liking almost all of the original text better
Sometimes I worry I'm becoming one of those obnoxious-ass Americans who fetishizes all things British
There's nothing wrong with preferring anything or all things British. Hell, I'll only drink British tea, anything made here in America tastes like shit. But I'd argue that insisting on using British spelling in every day American life like I mentioned above or even worse, Madonna and her fake new accent are punch-worthy
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's like...I find that, given the choice between American whatever and British whatever, I almost always find the British way more appealing. :\
I just don't want to become one of those people who insists on taking the lift down to get to the lorry while everyone else is taking the elevators down to their trucks
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That wouldn't stop an obnoxious American from saying it, though.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
And actually, that's a good example of what I'm talking about
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fucking metal.
also I'm back
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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haha
puns
Dusber J. Williker, the legendary gumshoe?大學的年同性戀毛皮
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I think it's weird how most of the people who text and drive are the last people you'd expect to text and drive.
My mother texts while driving.
My mom hates cellphones.
I don't understand it.
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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idk
she has a TracFone.
I mean, so do I
but
really
a TracFone.
^ My dad does the exact same thing, and then says that I can text faster than he can, even though it's a phone with the keys where you have to press them numerous times to get the correct letter.
Been texting since I was 10, and did GCSE in ICT. I have fast fingers.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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The rate at which other people can reply to texts surprises and baffles me.
...Rice Cheques?
I think it's Rice Chex
that's like a cereal
Or rice paper.
Yesterday, I had an exam. Mum wanted me to send her a smiley telling her how well I think it went.
AND ERMAHGERD THE CLOUDS OUTSIDE ARE PURPLE
ERMAGHERRRRD :D
that's really actually cool though.
oh uERMAHGEEERRRRDDDDDDDDD
TAKEN PICTURES!
I once saw some clouds where they were two tone. The top set were blue and the bottom set were grey.
clouds are good yes.
anyway I should sleep now
goodnight heap.
Although Americans who think 'bullocks' is a genuine British swear word never fail to amuse.
Lots of Americans felt that way, hence later titles being edited less.
i thought that stereotype had largely been supplanted by binge-drinking football hooligans, and also wizards.